tickledkitty
Precious.
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- Feb 23, 2007
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Without cheesiness is, at least, lower in fat.
But the cheese is so good.
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Without cheesiness is, at least, lower in fat.
But the cheese is so good.
Maybe the women here should post a guideline for pickup-lines that worked out - just to educate us men
So far we have:
Not working:
May I tickle your Kitty?
How fiery are you?
How damp are you?
Why are you sad, angel? (Shortly followed by: Why are you mad, angel? )
Is Kat your Kitty and is she called Yusha? (or something like that )
Are you a sex kitten?
Success questionable:
Are you a multitude of mice?
Success:
Wanna fuck?
Why yes, yes I do. (Take care, men, this can get you babies and stuff!)
May I be your jackhammer?
So far the direct approaches are leading by far
Dear X,
Please please please please please.
I want this more than anything right now. So badly I can barely breathe.
I am begging you.
Guenivere
Dear X,
The apartment is filled with ghosts of you...even though you were never here, in my presence. I'm sitting here, staring at my daughter's smiling face and thinking that my thoughts shouldn't be about you, but they are. I still think that perhaps I can find a piece of you in this building, among all the big buildings in the city. I forgot how lonely the city is, how big and hollow it can be, and how empty it can make a person feel.
I think about the family and friends and lovers and wife you made up. For your own pleasure or mine? I am sad for you, for your family, for your friends. I don't miss you, but I miss the presence of one more life on this earth that is now gone. I can't explain the ache, but it's there anyway.
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