Dear X:

[feeeriek]

Gee - the more I read these, the more I'm glad I picked a colour for my name!!
Mind you, i still get some silly PMs, but far less since I switched all my stories over to another s/n...

x
V

so have people stopped thinking you are a multitude of mice?

 

[fieryjen]

Can I chime in and point out that random people I don't know telling me how definitely fiery I am isn't flattering me as much as they think either?

so have people stopped thinking you are a multitude of mice?

*sparkling water spew*

 

[Safe_Bet]

so have people stopped thinking you are a multitude of mice?

*SNERK*

 

[Katyusha]

so have people stopped thinking you are a multitude of mice?

BWAHAHAHAH!!!

 

[Katyusha]

Can I chime in and point out that random people I don't know telling me how definitely fiery I am isn't flattering me as much as they think either?

Why do people do things like that? Honestly, it's as bad as cheesy pick-up lines in a bar.

 

[tickledkitty]

Why do people do things like that? Honestly, it's as bad as cheesy pick-up lines in a bar.

It must work for them sometimes.

 

[Katyusha]

Dear Bissell Steam Cleaner,

Would you PLEASE unblock whatever the hell is blocked in your system so I can finish the damn carpet? Thanks.

Sincerely,
A very frustrated woman who's been trying unsuccessfully to play domestic housewife on her day off

 

[Katyusha]

It must work for them sometimes.

It must...either that or they think that, statistically speaking, it should work at some point.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

It must work for them sometimes.

It must...either that or they think that, statistically speaking, it should work at some point.

As an ashamed member of the gender that does this, and having done so myself I confess it is a kind of "hail mary" maneuver. You write something, trying to be clever to start up a conversation, not realy how grossly anti-clever you sound.

But until women start randomly pm'ing men it's a curse you will have to endure I'm afraid.

 

[Safe_Bet]

...until women start randomly pm'ing men it's a curse you will have to endure I'm afraid.

What? "Hey, sailor..." doesn't work anymore?

 

[tickledkitty]

As an ashamed member of the gender that does this, and having done so myself I confess it is a kind of "hail mary" maneuver. You write something, trying to be clever to start up a conversation, not realy how grossly anti-clever you sound.

But until women start randomly pm'ing men it's a curse you will have to endure I'm afraid.

You never asked to tickle my kitty, so I'm sure you're much more clever.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

What? "Hey, sailor..." doesn't work anymore?

Nope you have to at least add the "wanna get lucky?"

Mostly so I can quote Bart Simpson "Why yes, yes I do"

Nothing say sexy like quoting 10 year cartoon delinquents

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

You never asked to tickle my kitty, so I'm sure you're much more clever.

DAMMIT I knew I forgot to do something.


Ummm just a minute I have to go check my pm's

 

[tickledkitty]

DAMMIT I knew I forgot to do something.


Ummm just a minute I have to go check my pm's

I wanna be...your sledge hammer...

 

[Safe_Bet]

"Why yes, yes I do"

Oh gawd, Sal! You make me SO hot when you talk like that! Makes me want to have your babies and stuff...









(I figure a first time read will be WAY freaking out at this point and won't make it down far enough to see me say "Ooops. sorry, wrong flavor... )

 

[cloudy]

Nope you have to at least add the "wanna get lucky?"

"Wanna fuck?" has always worked well for me.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

"Wanna fuck?" has always worked well for me.

Please tell me you were not at Embry Riddle Daytona in August of 87. If that was you and I missed that chance i would beat myself silly.

 

[Katyusha]

As an ashamed member of the gender that does this, and having done so myself I confess it is a kind of "hail mary" maneuver. You write something, trying to be clever to start up a conversation, not realy how grossly anti-clever you sound.

But until women start randomly pm'ing men it's a curse you will have to endure I'm afraid.

Well yeah...but then there are those of you who DO know how to start up a conversation and don't put us off by sounding cheesy so you'd think that others might somehow, some way, in all their infinite telepathy, pick up on that and learn it for themselves.

 

[Katyusha]

I wanna be...your sledge hammer...

I thought that worked better for a guy...I mean they're the ones who fuck us like jackha- um, I mean they possess things that can be used like hammers...

There is just no way for me to say this gracefully is there?

 

[feeeriek]

I thought that worked better for a guy...I mean they're the ones who fuck us like jackha- um, I mean they possess things that can be used like hammers...

There is just no way for me to say this gracefully is there?

no but it is fun watching you try

 

[tickledkitty]

I thought that worked better for a guy...I mean they're the ones who fuck us like jackha- um, I mean they possess things that can be used like hammers...

There is just no way for me to say this gracefully is there?

Oh, see, I sent him a cheesy PM, and I was singing the song in response to his response to me...or something like that.

 

[Katyusha]

no but it is fun watching you try

Glad I can at least be entertaining.

Oh, see, I sent him a cheesy PM, and I was singing the song in response to his response to me...or something like that.

Hehehe. I shoulda thought of sending a cheesy PM...but when I try to be cheesy I just come off sounding stupid. Stupid without cheesiness is just...yeah.

 

[Tarakin]

Maybe the women here should post a guideline for pickup-lines that worked out - just to educate us men

So far we have:

Not working:
May I tickle your Kitty?
How fiery are you?
How damp are you?
Why are you sad, angel? (Shortly followed by: Why are you mad, angel? )
Is Kat your Kitty and is she called Yusha? (or something like that )
Are you a sex kitten?

Success questionable:
Are you a multitude of mice?

Success:
Wanna fuck?
Why yes, yes I do. (Take care, men, this can get you babies and stuff!)
May I be your jackhammer?

So far the direct approaches are leading by far

 

[Safe_Bet]

Maybe the women here should post a guideline for pickup-lines that worked out - just to educate us men

So far we have:

Not working:
May I tickle your Kitty?
How fiery are you?
How damp are you?
Why are you sad, angel? (Shortly followed by: Why are you mad, angel? )
Is Kat your Kitty and is she called Yusha? (or something like that )
Are you a sex kitten?

Success questionable:
Are you a multitude of mice?

Success:
Wanna fuck?
Why yes, yes I do. (Take care, men, this can get you babies and stuff!)
May I be your jackhammer?

So far the direct approaches are leading by far

Start one more catagory:

Not in Your Wildest Freaking Dreams, Asshole!:
"You just need a real man to fuck you "straight!"

 

[midwestyankee]

Glad I can at least be entertaining.



Hehehe. I shoulda thought of sending a cheesy PM...but when I try to be cheesy I just come off sounding stupid. Stupid without cheesiness is just...yeah.

Without cheesiness is, at least, lower in fat.