Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

Did I undress just you take this photo for y'all?
Hell yes I did

The perks of being my own boss 😎

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There used to be a shit pick up line in the UK when I was a kid
"Have you ever had your tits weighed?"
"No"
Bloke grabs boobs and goes "wahey"
 
Did I undress just you take this photo for y'all?
Hell yes I did

The perks of being my own boss 😎

nakedandnerdy.jpg
You are always a photographic delight as well as being incredibly interesting in all the best ways.
 
There used to be a shit pick up line in the UK when I was a kid
"Have you ever had your tits weighed?"
"No"
Bloke grabs boobs and goes "wahey"
Or…

Him: “Bet you a pound I can touch your tits without moving my arms”
Her: “OK”
Him: *grabs tits*
Him: “Here’s your pound”
 
Did I undress just you take this photo for y'all?
Hell yes I did

The perks of being my own boss 😎
📖
Can I borrow that book for just a moment? Oh no, just stay there, that is fine...

Thank you!

(I am also not making a Claire Cock Starkey joke because I am too highbrow for that...)
 
Claire Cock-Starkey? Oh, my! 🥵
Fitting. I missed that pun initially
There used to be a shit pick up line in the UK when I was a kid
"Have you ever had your tits weighed?"
"No"
Bloke grabs boobs and goes "wahey"
That would probably get a laugh out of me exactly once
You are always a photographic delight as well as being incredibly interesting in all the best ways.
🤩 Thank You tnman 😘
Perkiness is so damn Sexy ... 😉😈
It sure can be 😁
I love the artsy-ness of it.
💐💐💐
Gorgeous. Thank you so much.
Thanks, Azul. What can I say? I was feeling inspired
Can I borrow that book for just a moment? Oh no, just stay there, that is fine...

Thank you!

(I am also not making a Claire Cock Starkey joke because I am too highbrow for that...)
You can borrow it for multiple moments. And stare at my tits in the process.

Is this where I tell you I'm kinda in to low brow humour?
Nerd. What’s your favorite unit?!?
*Gasps*
That's like asking me which of my children is my favorite
My second born 🤩

It started with the humble barleycorn and grew into a love affair of drams, fathoms, and smidgens. The most interesting so far has to be Mensura Christi, though.
Great pic. Too bad the book didn’t drop.. 😈
Indeed. Absolutely awful ...😈
 
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