Bombshell in the Bedroom

[_Troia_]

What is the last thing a partner should reveal to you while in bed?

I ate garlic for lunch.

 

[Seadog777]

I have (insert STD or STI here)

 

[Trubbycat]

What is the last thing a partner should reveal to you while in bed?

I ate garlic for lunch.

We have so much garlic that's not really an issue.

 

[Trubbycat]

What is the last thing a partner should reveal to you while in bed?

I ate garlic for lunch.

I totaled the car today.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

"That's not a dildo"

 

[_Troia_]

I totaled the car today.

Is that my husband?

 

[Trubbycat]

Hold on, I just have to wipe off this goopy discharge...

 

[_Troia_]

Hold on, I just have to wipe off this goopy discharge...

Is that your mom watching us?

 

[Trubbycat]

Is that your mom watching us?

I can't find the key to the Chasity belt...

 

[_Troia_]

I can't find the key to the Chasity belt...

Hey, do I know you?

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

"This is Bob. Bob is going to join us"

 

[_Troia_]

Don’t forget to untie your wife!

 

[Trubbycat]

Don’t forget to untie your wife!

No way! She asked for it. Come here.

 

[Trubbycat]

We might want to put some plastic sheeting down tonight...

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

You've had the hepatitis vaccine, right?

 

[Azuldrgon]

What is the last thing a partner should reveal to you while in bed?

I ate garlic for lunch.

I lost my job because I got my finger caught in the pickle slicer.
She got fired also.

 

[Trubbycat]

Sweetheart, I've always hated sex with you...

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

I want you to do this thing my ex used to do.... he'll be here in a few minutes to show you

 

[Trubbycat]

It's your turn to change the baby's diaper.

 

[Dalelaw2164]

OH SUSIE!!! ……. I mean, Sally…

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

I’m backed up. I took 3 different laxatives to help move me.

 

[Btq97]

That did not happen with your sister earlier

 

[bobb_sledd]

Your mom did it better.

 

[Btq97]

Who's condom is this

 

[Krigirl1233]

My condom broke