Be proud old guys!

[13Fantasies]

My apologies for the lack of activity in this thread. Not due to a lack of stories, but mainly due to the excessive work chronicling these stories are. More on that another time, but let's add to the legend status of @NRJLIVES4ever

Not long after the COVID vaccine story broke, I was receiving offers to wrote books, screenplays, etc. The consummate professional he is, @NRJLIVES4ever asked me to make sure any depiction was genuine. So I've been on special assignment.

But I hired a staff. With the strike still impacting Hollywood o some degree, I got reality TV filmers who had done things like JACKASS and knew danger.

Well, last fall, @NRJLIVES4ever was doing a flesh press event to rival an AVN conference and they were documenting. Unfortunately too many babygirls were unable to buy tickets so they crashed the party. Eager to save lives, @NRJLIVES4ever threw himself in front of the other event goers, giving them time to flee.

His daring, raw act of seductive courage saved every life that day as he and his world-renowned wang met the fierce tide of babygirls and held it back. Babygirl after Babygirl fell before the onslaught of his skin sword, drinking in the experience and losing her rage.

As the tumult died down, tragedy struck. One of the hired crewman got too close as @NRJLIVES4ever twirled, looking for new targets to subdue...and. CRACK!


{In Announcer voice}
"And he got all of that. Somewhat amazing that he still has that much bat speed this late in the game where he's already provided all of the heroics....and it's over the center field wall for a grand slam! Give that man the MVP now!"


@NRJLIVES4ever naturally felt sorrow, but all new crew had been warned about the length and girth that was being wielded...and to stay back. Insurance should cover the damage to the video equipment.


On another note: President Biden has reached out to see if @NRJLIVES4ever might be interested in being an ambassador for world peace. Talks are ongoing.

 

[13Fantasies]

I know it's January, but Halloween is my favorite holiday/season, so I'd be remiss on not telling you the spooky shenanigans.

First, all babygirls love dressing slutty for @NRJLIVES4ever . Not just on Halloween, but the day gives them more creative options than any normal Tuesday would.

Second, the babygirls have been working hard on their studies at @sallysparrow23 's babygirl academy. They had successfully passed all their exams and were getting a break.

Third, Sally offered that the girls could dress up Dean Bry if they passed. So incentives all around.


Well,Halloween rolled around and the party was so slutty (How slutty was it?)...it was so slutty, Madonna was too inexperienced to be let in. The girls were dancing, comparing body counts, and forcing Dean Bry to limbo in his slutty nurse costume. Fun was had by all.

Then, at the stroke of midnight, the three witches from MACBETH appeared, their cauldron bubbling and steaming with evil intent. They took Dean Bry ad sacrificed him to the unholy gods,calling forth @NRJLIVES4ever to come and consecrate the event.


As Dean Bry oozed out his last breath, blood pooling on the floor, the smoke from the cauldron coalesced into a giant dong before exploding soundlessly and depositing a naked @NRJLIVES4ever in the midst of the babygirls.

They shrieked happily and began "ringing his doorbell." Confused, but ever ready, @NRJLIVES4ever unleashed the greatest treat these babygirls would ever know and started showing them his prowess.

As the witching hour ended and the babygirls were all sated, @NRJLIVES4ever disappeared back into the ether and the witches disappeared too.

To this day, the babygirls all swear it happened, as does @sallysparrow23 . But the witches could not be found, although reports say they bore sexy resemblances to @barefootgirl69 , @OrdinaryPerson , and @AmberLGreen .


What does @NRJLIVES4ever say? Happy Halloween, babygirl sluts!



*Dean Bry was not actually harmed in the making of this tale. He was fined $50 for soiling the nurse outfit.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I know it's January, but Halloween is my favorite holiday/season, so I'd be remiss on not telling you the spooky shenanigans.

First, all babygirls love dressing slutty for @NRJLIVES4ever . Not just on Halloween, but the day gives them more creative options than any normal Tuesday would.

Second, the babygirls have been working hard on their studies at @sallysparrow23 's babygirl academy. They had successfully passed all their exams and were getting a break.

Third, Sally offered that the girls could dress up Dean Bry if they passed. So incentives all around.


Well,Halloween rolled around and the party was so slutty (How slutty was it?)...it was so slutty, Madonna was too inexperienced to be let in. The girls were dancing, comparing body counts, and forcing Dean Bry to limbo in his slutty nurse costume. Fun was had by all.

Then, at the stroke of midnight, the three witches from MACBETH appeared, their cauldron bubbling and steaming with evil intent. They took Dean Bry ad sacrificed him to the unholy gods,calling forth @NRJLIVES4ever to come and consecrate the event.


As Dean Bry oozed out his last breath, blood pooling on the floor, the smoke from the cauldron coalesced into a giant dong before exploding soundlessly and depositing a naked @NRJLIVES4ever in the midst of the babygirls.

They shrieked happily and began "ringing his doorbell." Confused, but ever ready, @NRJLIVES4ever unleashed the greatest treat these babygirls would ever know and started showing them his prowess.

As the witching hour ended and the babygirls were all sated, @NRJLIVES4ever disappeared back into the ether and the witches disappeared too.

To this day, the babygirls all swear it happened, as does @sallysparrow23 . But the witches could not be found, although reports say they bore sexy resemblances to @barefootgirl69 , @OrdinaryPerson , and @AmberLGreen .


What does @NRJLIVES4ever say? Happy Halloween, babygirl sluts!



*Dean Bry was not actually harmed in the making of this tale. He was fined $50 for soiling the nurse outfit.

Gosh I'm already looking forward to next Halloween

 

[13Fantasies]

So we are up to Veterans Day. Pretty sure it's just a US recognition, but if not, others will appreciate the story I'm sure.

So the local community was having a celebration of Veterans from the different military branches, thanking them for their service and honoring them with stories, skits, songs, etc.

@NRJLIVES4ever might not have served (allegedly), but he had family that did. So he was in the audience, applauding the men and women who had served. Sounds pretty tame doesn't it? Especially since none of the female Veterans are babygirl age.

Well, get ready for the ploy twist.

All of the Veterans at this event had served in Vietnam. Like so many soldiers away from home, they had been lonely and scared, needing human touch to bridge the terrors of the war.

Many had relations with young women there, leaving many of them pregnant with babies. Some of them knew and had returned to the US with their soldiers after the war, settling down and raising their families.

The few who had been left behind understood and told their children stories. Many didn't care and moved on. However, a few young women learned of their grandparents and snuck into the US.

They found the men and infiltrated the assembly. @NRJLIVES4ever lives for ripe babygirls and sniffed them out, finding them scattered in the audience.

Worried they were there to exact revenge on being left behind, @NRJLIVES4ever raced to the stage, apologizing profusely to @Tigobitties98 for upstaging her impressive...uh...presentation. He called out the young babygirl assassins, taking away their power of anonymity.

They charged the stage. Calling out to @sallysparrow23 and his babygirl minion army, he leapt off the stage to face the assassins while his army moved the vets to safely.

Unleashing his erect Excalibur, @NRJLIVES4ever quickly and decisively drained them of their anger, drowning them in his patriotic love bath. The girls were overwhelmed with love and pit away their anger, their families opening their hearts to them.

Immigration showed up, but were hypnotized by @NRJLIVES4ever 's seed and immediately offered them American citizenship.


Another beautiful moment saved by @NRJLIVES4ever and his vivacious schlong.

Thank you Veterans for your service. Know @NRJLIVES4ever continues to live the message of service daily

 

[13Fantasies]

So Thanksgiving (US Thanksgiving I should say) is usually a pretty quiet affair for our intrepid @NRJLIVES4ever He gets tired of the "Stuff my turkey " jokes and being offered some delicious "cherry pie" from any woman not directly related. Especially since none of them are babygirls.

But this year, there was a potluck. @OrdinaryPerson , @sallysparrow23 , and @barefootgirl69 were getting together and decided to invite @NRJLIVES4ever . Because he wanted to just relax and not weird his turkey baster one day of the year, he accepted.

Unsurprisingly, @NRJLIVES4ever is a quality cook, so he brought his famous green bean casserole and sweet potatoes covered with marshmallows. The girls had brought items too and it was a rousing good time for Litsters to get together and be thankful.

@sallysparrow23 suggested they go around and say what they are thankful for. She started by being thankful that @NRJLIVES4ever had helped her realize her dream of being part teacher, part booty camp instructor (and yes, booty was intentional). @barefootgirl69 was thankful for stuffed animals, blanket forts, and men that wear suits. @OrdinaryPerson was thankful for the free ride @NRJLIVES4ever gave her to the potluck...and the one she was going to get on the way home. (Also thankful her insurance covers hip surgery, rehab, and wheelchair/crutches).

@NRJLIVES4ever went last and was thankful for good friends, good food, and the chance to relax one day. Even babygirls deserve a day to relax.

The meal was served and everyone dug in. Absent-mindedly, @NRJLIVES4ever had forgotten to remove his secret ingredient from the sweet potatoes and it riled the girls right up.. as well as @NRJLIVES4ever .

Luckily, @NRJLIVES4ever was up for the task and everyone ended the day with a full belly and a sated sexual desire. They ended the day napping together, covered on each other's hands and kisses.


Happy belated Thanksgiving, Litsters one and all!

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Man, @13Fantasies that's a lot of writing. Thank you as always for being my biographer.

 

[barefootgirl69]

@13Fantasies - One day I'll learn not to drink as I read these posts. I almost choked!

#notaspitter!

 

[Jonesinforfun69]

You going to show me off like you said?

Yes please

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yes please

She hasn't posted since April of last year.

 

[Jonesinforfun69]

She hasn't posted since April of last year.

Well damn…guess looking at the date would help! I’ll put my glasses on!

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Bry1313]

Well damn

I really thought that was gonna work for you, keep plugging away buddy.

 

[13Fantasies]

@13Fantasies - One day I'll learn not to drink as I read these posts. I almost choked!

#notaspitter!

Reminds me of a story about @NRJLIVES4ever and @barefootgirl69 's gag reflex. Good story. Oh well. Another time.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Reminds me of a story about @NRJLIVES4ever and @barefootgirl69 's gag reflex. Good story. Oh well. Another time.

Wait! You know about that?! Man, you're everywhere!

 

[13Fantasies]

Wait! You know about that?! Man, you're everywhere!

I'm a field reporter. Always in the scene...uh...on the scene.

 

[Jonesinforfun69]

I really thought that was gonna work for you, keep plugging away buddy.

Keep hope alive!!

 

[13Fantasies]

A completely legit highlight from this weekend that isnt at all made up.

So I was at Target the other day buying Magnum condoms. I saw a young 19 year old babygirl there. She giggled and asked me to help her panty shop. And you know what happens next, right guys? Next thing you know we were totally fucking in the dressing room. They sent security to try to get us to stop but they all just got totally hard with my amazing fuck skills and they just pulled their dicks out and started jerking off. Then the 40-something year old MILF store manager came out, opened the door where we were fucking and joined us. So the entire store at that point stopped what they were doing and were so impressed by my fuck skills that they all just started jerking off. The store was so full of cum they had to call the National Guard. Who then got so turned on THEY started jerking off.

Life hack: this is how you get your Magnum condoms for free.

In case anyone forgot what happened the last time @NRJLIVES4ever was in a department store, you can read above. Which leads me to Black Friday 2023.


Our hero had just spent a relaxing Thanksgiving with some luscious and lusty Litsters. He felt that he was rested enough to go check out some Black Friday deals and see if he wanted anything.

The story starts off sad because a 40 year old MILF, not the one from above, was crying because her store was empty on the busiest shopping day of the year. Ever the giving soul,@NRJLIVES4ever let her pour her heart out all over his raging cock as he helped her calm down.

After that, @NRJLIVES4ever started to get an idea. He'd offer a 2-for-1 opportunity. He'd take any two babygirls and wreck them in front of the store for people as long as they bought merchandise first. This worked so well that the store had no inventory by noon.. as well as no uninitiated babygirls.

The word got out to a queen of the sex world: @LizVegas79 Hearing about this, she challenged @NRJLIVES4ever to a one-to-one contest. He declined, stating the rules of his deal with the media. Plus, reminding her she wasn't a babygirl.

Needless to say, you don't say things like that to a Latina like @LizVegas79 . But his day was nearly done and his body and mind were drained.

@LizVegas79 attacked him, throwing him to the bed and showcasing what a cougar can do. As always, @NRJLIVES4ever managed to please her and send her bow-legged away, but he did send a quick text to @sallysparrow23 to talk about a cougar course to be added to the cummiculum.


The story doesn't end there. The store owner was so happy, she signed in blood that she would be a field recruiter for babygirl talent if @NRJLIVES4ever would continue to grace her store and inventory.

@NRJLIVES4ever was about to decline when someone stepped forward. He was a talent scout for major brand and after those amazing displays of sexual athleticism, they wanted to sign him for their spokesman. The money was good, but it also came with unlimited babygirls. So a deal was made.

Well, minus one piece. @NRJLIVES4ever could only promise photography and voice-over commercials because any video,REGARDLESS of the intention, always became porn. And he's above that because he promised his grandmother. With great wang come great responsibility.

So next time you hear the commercial and hear a familiar voice, just remember:

"Everybody knows it's Lebeda."

 

[13Fantasies]

So I've been getting a lot of questions around my Peter Parker/Clark Kent level of reporting, especially as it relates to @NRJLIVES4ever ...and his mind-bending member.

While most of the questions are from babygirls or veteran/emeritus babygirls (@OrdinaryPerson ), men ask as well. And you know what the main question is:

Why don't my articles ever include pictures of his monstrous member?


Naturally, there is a story....



Many moons ago, when @NRJLIVES4ever was younger, he knew he was special. He wielded his skin sword like a samurai of old. None could withstand his BDSM berserker rage as he slaughtered the hymens of innocent babygirls around his neighborhood.


But one day, he miscalculated on the sex appeal...and a babygirl broke her hymen so massively, she bled out. @NRJLIVES4ever has amazing prowess, but even he lacked the ability to staunch the blood flow that quickly. Obviously the mother and sisters forgave her since he fulfilled the Daddy role she didn't have...and after pounding them to blissful amnesia, he left, disappearing into the forest.


Always at home when in nature, he stripped down and lived off the land like a North American Tarzan. It was during this hiatus from life, that the real world found him.

Two college students were enjoying their freshman summer from college, hiking and exploring. One evening, looking for a place to camp, they stumbled into a clearing. Better than nothing, they set up camp.

In the night, they heard a noise. @NRJLIVES4ever , smelling fresh babygirls after so long, suddenly appeared in the clearing, his member enlarged and frightening in the twilight.

Well, shocking, might be the right word.

One girl fainted as she was still a virgin, but the other knew this was a life-changing encounter! She whipped out her camera and turned on the flash,snapping several in quick succession.

Having been isolated for so long, @NRJLIVES4ever had his more human responses muted and attacked, knocking the camera aside and taking every hole offered and a few they didn't even think to offer.

The next morning, they awoke, sore and uncertain. The first girl found her camera and they quickly retreated to civilization. The girls tried to convince people of the story,but it sounded far-fetched and the pictures were blurry.

You've heard of Bigfoot, but have you heard of the Cockness Monster? That is what the girls called him, lacking originality as well as belief. They soon partnered to open a sleaze magazine, offering conspiracy theories and rewards foe whoever could find this beast they still craved. Even now, they take annual pilgrimages to the forest, hoping to reconnect. Who are these girls? You know them better as:

@Photog1rl and @Lindi37


But how did @NRJLIVES4ever return? He managed to find a magazine someone had left and read about his exploits. Somewhere in the back of his mind he remembered...and recognized that there was no hiding.

He came out of the forest and resumed his life as the babygirl King. But whenever someone tries to take a picture, his rage surfaces...and this samurai can no longer withhold his sword...

 

[Photog1rl]

So I've been getting a lot of questions around my Peter Parker/Clark Kent level of reporting, especially as it relates to @NRJLIVES4ever ...and his mind-bending member.

While most of the questions are from babygirls or veteran/emeritus babygirls (@OrdinaryPerson ), men ask as well. And you know what the main question is:

Why don't my articles ever include pictures of his monstrous member?


Naturally, there is a story....



Many moons ago, when @NRJLIVES4ever was younger, he knew he was special. He wielded his skin sword like a samurai of old. None could withstand his BDSM berserker rage as he slaughtered the hymens of innocent babygirls around his neighborhood.


But one day, he miscalculated on the sex appeal...and a babygirl broke her hymen so massively, she bled out. @NRJLIVES4ever has amazing prowess, but even he lacked the ability to staunch the blood flow that quickly. Obviously the mother and sisters forgave her since he fulfilled the Daddy role she didn't have...and after pounding them to blissful amnesia, he left, disappearing into the forest.


Always at home when in nature, he stripped down and lived off the land like a North American Tarzan. It was during this hiatus from life, that the real world found him.

Two college students were enjoying their freshman summer from college, hiking and exploring. One evening, looking for a place to camp, they stumbled into a clearing. Better than nothing, they set up camp.

In the night, they heard a noise. @NRJLIVES4ever , smelling fresh babygirls after so long, suddenly appeared in the clearing, his member enlarged and frightening in the twilight.

Well, shocking, might be the right word.

One girl fainted as she was still a virgin, but the other knew this was a life-changing encounter! She whipped out her camera and turned on the flash,snapping several in quick succession.

Having been isolated for so long, @NRJLIVES4ever had his more human responses muted and attacked, knocking the camera aside and taking every hole offered and a few they didn't even think to offer.

The next morning, they awoke, sore and uncertain. The first girl found her camera and they quickly retreated to civilization. The girls tried to convince people of the story,but it sounded far-fetched and the pictures were blurry.

You've heard of Bigfoot, but have you heard of the Cockness Monster? That is what the girls called him, lacking originality as well as belief. They soon partnered to open a sleaze magazine, offering conspiracy theories and rewards foe whoever could find this beast they still craved. Even now, they take annual pilgrimages to the forest, hoping to reconnect. Who are these girls? You know them better as:

@Photog1rl and @Lindi37


But how did @NRJLIVES4ever return? He managed to find a magazine someone had left and read about his exploits. Somewhere in the back of his mind he remembered...and recognized that there was no hiding.

He came out of the forest and resumed his life as the babygirl King. But whenever someone tries to take a picture, his rage surfaces...and this samurai can no longer withhold his sword...

I found one of the pictures from that role of film. It doesn’t quite do @NRJLIVES4ever justice but I hoped some photographic evidence would help y’all believe that @Lindi37 and I did spot the cockness monster. If I remember correctly @Indie was there too and @crazychemgirl helped me develop the film. None of us could believe what we had seen or experienced.

Yet again your flawless reporting keeps the story alive.

 

[13Fantasies]

I found one of the pictures from that role of film. It doesn’t quite do @NRJLIVES4ever justice but I hoped some photographic evidence would help y’all believe that @Lindi37 and I did spot the cockness monster. If I remember correctly @Indie was there too and @crazychemgirl helped me develop the film. None of us could believe what we had seen or experienced.

Yet again your flawless reporting keeps the story alive.View attachment 2309657

Indie and chemgirl owned the pharmacy where you developed the film. They are true believers

 

[Lindi37]

Indie and chemgirl owned the pharmacy where you developed the film. They are true believers

Throughout that whole story I was thinking,

Wait a minute, one of us is a VIRGIN?!?!?!
Now that’s faaaar too far fetched

 

[13Fantasies]

Throughout that whole story I was thinking,

Wait a minute, one of us is a VIRGIN?!?!?!
Now that’s faaaar too far fetched

@Lindi37 ...this WAS freshman year in college...so possible.

 

[13Fantasies]

So as we moved into December, @NRJLIVES4ever once again was remembering those who served as he traveled to Hawaii.

He saw the bases, the military men and women, Pearl Harbor reminiscences, and so much more. Yes, the girls on shore leave helped him get lei'd, but that was the same old song and dance he could do with morning wood while recovering from a bender the night before.

Our hero was wondering if he'd gotten too old, too grumpy, too sexually sated to continue his babygirl King ways. Should he retire the crown? Pass it on? Set up a game show style competition for a worthy successor?


These thoughts weighed heavily on his mind as he explored the volcanoes and sparsely populated areas of the island.


One day he was hiking along when a young virginal island girl came flying down the path, looking scared as though she eqs being chased. @NRJLIVES4ever caught her and calmed her down as she shrieked. Reluctantly, he filled her mouth and coated her throat, instantly settling her down and making himself more at peace.

Apparently she was of an old tribe on the island and they were planning to sacrifice her to the gods of the volcano. @NRJLIVES4ever had seen this Tom Hanks movie and wasn't too concerned until he felt a prick on the back of his neck. He pulled out a dart and fell unconscious.


Hours later he awoke, tied to a stake by the volcano, the girl tied next to him. Island men were chanting, as storm clouds grew and the volcano started to stir.

"Why am I here?" @NRJLIVES4ever asked,confused since he was NOT a virgin.

"They always sacrifice a virgin, but if they have other people they can sacrifice, they do. The more the merrier," the girl said gloomily.


@NRJLIVES4ever saw a knife on the ground and asked what it was for and she said to slit their wrists so they didn't struggle before being tossed in the volcano.

Getting mad, @NRJLIVES4ever got his huge wang working and it grew towards the ground. Trained as he was in sexual pleasures, he had started experimenting lately. The girl gasped when his cock wrapped around the hilt of the knife like a monkey's tail...and swiftly cut the bonds.

"We can't escape, " she whispered, hiding in his arms.

"Then let's enjoy our last moments. " He took her sacred virginity right there and her screams were lost in the chants.

Finally the village men were ready and they screamed in agony as they saw @NRJLIVES4ever having his way with her. They surrounded them both, picking them up and carrying them to the edge, still boning because no one stops @NRJLIVES4ever when he's in Pound Town. And...they tossed them in.


Most would ask if this is the end of our intrepid hero? How can he survive the volcano? Does his cock shoot out enough CO2 to diffuse an entire lava-filled volcano?


Well, as it happens, they threw them in mere seconds before orgasm. @NRJLIVES4ever whipped out his cock and the force of his orgasm blew them back out of the volcano and into the sea. They swam to shore, her grateful to be alive and safe from virginal sacrifices...and him happy to have had the experience, his melancholy gone as he realized he still had stories to tell of his sexual prowess and exploits

He returned from Hawaii, ready and rearing to go. He doesn't say much about his trip, but when people ask what he thought of his Hawaiian adventures:

"It was a date which will live in infamy."

 

[13Fantasies]

So as the holidays neared, babygirls both near and far reached out to me. Everyone wanted to get @NRJLIVES4ever the perfect gift for the upcoming yuletide.

Naturally, @sallysparrow23 had trained the girls in the easy festive arts such as Christmas cunts and Hanukkah hoochie, but all the girls could offer him that, along with booby baubles. Every girl wanted something unique, a way to transform them from part of an endless cluster of conquests into the Queen Consort.

"Does he like bath bombs?" one asked. Only for them all to realize they didn't know HOW he bathed. Bathtub? Shower? Huge industrial fans blowing the grit and grime away? Maybe he is bathed liked Eddie Murphy in COMING TO AMERICA?

(Naturally, as a good reporter and making sure I'm loyal to my sources and subject material, I didn't tell them).

The poor girl who suggested the penis pump was tarred and feathered. @Bry1313 has to keep her over the holidays.

A gangbang? A girl of every skin and hair color all at once? 200 simultaneous babygirls in a true multicultural orgy representing every country on Earth?


The girls tried and tried to get me to tell them the secret to please @NRJLIVES4ever . They offered their bodies, other women, even their family members for the answer. But I held strong. Which is not easy when being offered @barefootgirl69 , @OrdinaryPerson , @Indie , @Lindi37 , and @StillRain for a week away to please me in any way I desire.

Finally they gave up, crying and wailing and threatening my life. @sallysparrow23 stopped them from hanging me by my testicles and told them to realize it's their capstone, their final exam of being a babygirl. That helped lead most of them to drinking themselves to a stupor.

None of them did figure out what to get @NRJLIVES4ever and so no Queen Consort has been crowned. There's always next year...

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'd still like that week away with you, @13Fantasies, but that will be our secret. Wink wink.