Anyone from the UK?

[orangecurious]

That's most days for me. I thought penguins could fly. I think I was confused with puffins! They can fly right?

Puffins CAN fly.
Penguins cannot and they do have legs
Puffins do not live in the southern hemisphere only, Penguins do

 

[lingus60]

Must've stopped wanking to tell us that. She's started again now though.

Oh ffs. She said evening! I'm off ....

 

[STrent]

That's most days for me. I thought penguins could fly. I think I was confused with puffins! They can fly right?

Yes, Puffins fly. Penguins swim.

Although, being a nerd, if you examine how a penguin swims through water you can see that it is literally flying through a liquid with how it uses its wings/flippers.

Nature is amazing, really.

 

[orangecurious]

Yes, Puffins fly. Penguins swim.

Although, being a nerd, if you examine how a penguin swims through water you can see that it is literally flying through a liquid with how it uses its wings/flippers.

Nature is amazing, really.

Dippers do the same, they 'fly' under water

 

[Yesok1]

Dippers do the same, they 'fly' under water

Chicken dippers?

 

[orangecurious]

Chicken dippers?

you need to stay away from all bird life!

 

[cdstefi]

Nature is amazing, really.

Like how penguins have mind-controlled humans to think HOW FUCKING CUTE they are in an ultimately doomed attempt to stop us destroying the Antarctic?

 

[cdstefi]

you need to stay away from all bird life!

And alligators.

 

[Yesok1]

And alligators.

Alligators?

 

[cdstefi]

Alligators?

Didn't you say about 5000 posts back that alligators tasted like fishy chicken?

 

[Yesok1]

Didn't you say about 5000 posts back that alligators tasted like fishy chicken?

Oh yes! They do. I brought the meat from Selfriges food hall.

 

[lingus60]

Didn't you say about 5000 posts back that alligators tasted like fishy chicken?

You two need to get onto a PM. Just saying....

 

[Yesok1]

You two need to get onto a PM. Just saying....

Who says we arent?

 

[cdstefi]

You two need to get onto a PM. Just saying....

We've been on it since forever. But we like to flaunt it in public too. We're basically your embarrassing friends you wish you hadn't invited to the party.

 

[cdstefi]

Oh yes! They do. I brought the meat from Selfriges food hall.

I ate part of an ostrich once. It was nice. I had two other exotic meats at the same dinner but forgotten what they were. Not alligator though.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I cannae keep up with this thread tonight.

 

[Yesok1]

I ate part of an ostrich once. It was nice. I had two other exotic meats at the same dinner but forgotten what they were. Not alligator though.

Yes, ostrich is rich I think gamey, or have I confused it kangaroo?

 

[cdstefi]

Yes, ostrich is rich I think gamey, or have I confused it kangaroo?

I think the ostrich was quite like very lean steak or venison. Nice anyway.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I've cooked ostrich burgers before

 

[cdstefi]

I cannae keep up with this thread tonight.

Thoughts and prayers. You never did share what your sister did that was so heinous. Bet it was snoring.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Thoughts and prayers. You never did share what your sister did that was so heinous. Bet it was snoring.

Uhhuh.

 

[Yesok1]

I think the ostrich was quite like very lean steak or venison. Nice anyway.

Yes, no fat!

 

[Yesok1]

Thoughts and prayers. You never did share what your sister did that was so heinous. Bet it was snoring.

Texting wander. NC was like wtf!

 

[cdstefi]

Yes, no fat!

Like me when I was 18 (haha, beat you, algorithm!)

 

[lingus60]

Okay; you two carry on. The rest of us w

I cannae keep up with this thread tonight.

Don't try NC. The two of them think this has become a PM thread