Wand3rlust
Harem of one
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just how old do you think we are?!!!I bet all you South Londoners spent your childhood summers picking hops and riding on old tractors, ahh, the good old days
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just how old do you think we are?!!!I bet all you South Londoners spent your childhood summers picking hops and riding on old tractors, ahh, the good old days
Bet you still talk about 'old money' and how you could have a night out and fish and chips at the end for a 'a couple of shillings'just how old do you think we are?!!!
You really DO like being bent over, hey?Bet you still talk about 'old money' and how you could have a night out and fish and chips at the end for a 'a couple of shillings'
Is nobody safe from your lust for a pussy? That definitely went down a very large rabbit hole - Oh, bugger, I mentioned "going down" and "hole" in one sentence!Thanks, it's not going to be, I just want the process to move along. I don't think post mortem are often good new.
Coroner: just done your mums post mortem. Some good news for you.
Me: oh great. That's nice to hear. Finally some good news. By the way, your lingerie under your gown, it...
Coroner: I knew your were cumming, so I dressed up for you.
Me: oh?
Coroner: (takes off gown) this is the good news.
Me: oh, look at those tits. Ooh this metal beds a bit cold.
Coroner: (passion overtaking her clears the mortician table eagerly pushing a body onto the floor)
.... this went in a funny direction.
I totally read that as "My grandad tasted cardboardy"Not for me.
Glad it's Wednesday though.
My granola tasted cardboardy. My coffee is strong and syrupy though.
Other than her parading around naked, trimming her pubes or climbing into bed with you, is there a good reason NC? BTW, hope your trip went as well as could be expected under the circumstances (apart from having your sister's bedroom antics to contend with!)Morning all. Somebody remind me never to share a twin room with my sister again.
You're always hungry! Haven't you heard of Just Eat or Deliveroo?Nope - I'm hungry though?
Ah yes, Wand3r's massive baps (.)(.) (*)(*) (.)(.) (*)(*)Or my massive baps....
Yep, she doesn't bother with supermarkets or such - they're beneath her because she's from that "posh" Sarf Lahndan ain't she?Is it only me and NC that ever feeds @Wand3rlust ?
I do hope this was intended in a jocular fashion ... the only thing that would have made it worse was thinking penguins live at the North Pole!I think when I die, I'd like to come back as a bird. I love penguins. Imagine flying around the south pole!
Promises PromisesYou really DO like being bent over, hey?
You can bend me over wander. Wearing my favorite suspenders to day. [Hitches up skirt and bends over desk]Promises Promises
You need to get out of that habitDressed as a nun?
You need to get out of that habit
Just wait until @AmandaKellyUK starts inducting youThis thread is a bit lively today!
Wander and wandering eyes!
I'm still waiting for her to induct me!Just wait until @AmandaKellyUK starts inducting you
Donkey or the place?Derby
This thread is like a donkey derby somedays!Donkey or the place?