Anyone from the UK?

[Yesok1]

Nope, I flew around my garden pretending to be a penguin!

It's what happens when you're 15 and drop pills you found on the pavement!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I bet all you South Londoners spent your childhood summers picking hops and riding on old tractors, ahh, the good old days

just how old do you think we are?!!!

 

[Yesok1]

I think we frightened them off!

Bacchus didn't last long either?

 

[Yesok1]

I reckon @AmandaKellyUK reputation precedes her. Each time I've said she'll fill out the application with someone, the newbies disappear.

 

[Biggalute]

just how old do you think we are?!!!

Bet you still talk about 'old money' and how you could have a night out and fish and chips at the end for a 'a couple of shillings'

 

[Wand3rlust]

Bet you still talk about 'old money' and how you could have a night out and fish and chips at the end for a 'a couple of shillings'

You really DO like being bent over, hey?

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Thanks, it's not going to be, I just want the process to move along. I don't think post mortem are often good new.

Coroner: just done your mums post mortem. Some good news for you.

Me: oh great. That's nice to hear. Finally some good news. By the way, your lingerie under your gown, it...

Coroner: I knew your were cumming, so I dressed up for you.

Me: oh?

Coroner: (takes off gown) this is the good news.

Me: oh, look at those tits. Ooh this metal beds a bit cold.

Coroner: (passion overtaking her clears the mortician table eagerly pushing a body onto the floor)


.... this went in a funny direction.

Is nobody safe from your lust for a pussy? That definitely went down a very large rabbit hole - Oh, bugger, I mentioned "going down" and "hole" in one sentence!

Not for me.

Glad it's Wednesday though.

My granola tasted cardboardy. My coffee is strong and syrupy though.

I totally read that as "My grandad tasted cardboardy"

Morning all. Somebody remind me never to share a twin room with my sister again.

Other than her parading around naked, trimming her pubes or climbing into bed with you, is there a good reason NC? BTW, hope your trip went as well as could be expected under the circumstances (apart from having your sister's bedroom antics to contend with!)

Nope - I'm hungry though?

You're always hungry! Haven't you heard of Just Eat or Deliveroo?

Or my massive baps....

Ah yes, Wand3r's massive baps (.)(.) (*)(*) (.)(.) (*)(*)

Is it only me and NC that ever feeds @Wand3rlust ?

Yep, she doesn't bother with supermarkets or such - they're beneath her because she's from that "posh" Sarf Lahndan ain't she?

I think when I die, I'd like to come back as a bird. I love penguins. Imagine flying around the south pole!

I do hope this was intended in a jocular fashion ... the only thing that would have made it worse was thinking penguins live at the North Pole!

 

[Biggalute]

You really DO like being bent over, hey?

Promises Promises

 

[Yesok1]

Promises Promises

You can bend me over wander. Wearing my favorite suspenders to day. [Hitches up skirt and bends over desk]

Actually better not my colleagues already think I'm odd. If I start doing thar for a cyber chat, well.

Back to flying around the room penguin style. "Vrooom, vroom".

 

[Wriggle]

Dressed as a nun?

You need to get out of that habit

 

[Wand3rlust]

You need to get out of that habit

 

[English_Oak]

This thread is a bit lively today!

 

[orangecurious]

you should see it on bin day!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Steady - don't scare him off! hehe

 

[Wriggle]

Quit piling on the new posters you trolls

 

[lingus60]

This thread is a bit lively today!

Just wait until @AmandaKellyUK starts inducting you

 

[lingus60]

Should have said.... thats not a euphemism btw

 

[Yesok1]

Wander and wandering eyes!

 

[Stan_the_skin]

Derby

 

[Yesok1]

Just wait until @AmandaKellyUK starts inducting you

I'm still waiting for her to induct me!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Derby

Donkey or the place?

 

[Yesok1]

Donkey or the place?

This thread is like a donkey derby somedays!

 

[lingus60]

Or Joan's partner?

 

[Yesok1]

Maybe arsenal v Chelsea and the 5 nil win last night.

 

[Yesok1]

I think wonky has the right idea. I've been thinking about penguins, maybe I'm going to transition into a penguin!