AWonkyDonkey
A Little Hoarse...
- Joined
- May 9, 2016
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Would you like me to help you out Rosie.
Nope. You're sacked, remember?
It turns out trying to bed my entire female workforce isn't good for the company profits.
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Would you like me to help you out Rosie.
Not me hahaRosie's been too busy eating Battenburg ...
Oh, but I was thinking of bringing in efficiencies for time saving. If I helped Rosie, with the testing, we could do it much faster, and boost profits, whilst cutting costs.Nope. You're sacked, remember?
It turns out trying to bed my entire female workforce isn't good for the company profits.
Would you like me to help you out Rosie.
Nope. You're sacked, remember?
It turns out trying to bed my entire female workforce isn't good for the company profits.
No these are battery operated and don't have double ends. Unless they aren't battery operated.They might be double ended ones though
Spoken like an expert in that particular field ...No these are battery operated and don't have double ends. Unless they aren't battery operated.
I don't know much about donkeys, but when men say they're hung like one, I can only wonder why wonky would need so many black mamba. He's suddenly got this guise of running a shop, I've never seen any mention of before. He's imagining I want to bed his workforce, if he only employs Rosie, he's right, if he's including himself he's wrong. Where's my remuneration up until my day of sacking? Why did I not get to try out any of the sex toys?
Take him to an industrial tribunal… unfair dismissal
Sitting in front of west Croydon tribunal panel.Wow.
Always on your side Wonky! Great to see you back here mateOi! You're meant to be on my side. You're management.
So I went away to empty the washer and start tea and be responsible and stuff...
Things have gotten all kinds of strange in my absence
Yes, I'm back on product testing @AWonkyDonkey
Lost count though so I had to start again
So I went away to empty the washer and start tea and be responsible and stuff...
Things have gotten all kinds of strange in my absence
Yes, I'm back on product testing @AWonkyDonkey
Lost count though so I had to start again
Stereotyping. I have heard many woman say that “he was hung like a donkey”Oh, I know you're a donkey, I was just saying donkeys are SUPPOSED to be well hung, according to men.
So that's why I was wondering why you had so many mambas.
Maybe you're wonky, because of your tiddly winky? Just saying.
BTW I have the number for ACAS, claiming I'd have sexual harassment complaints, as opposes to actually having them as fact, is work place bullying.
I only fucked my boss at work once, and let his son fuck me outside of work, and wanked in a work toilet once in a career spanning almost 25years. I got a child out of it, too. So if anyone has been sensually harassed it's me.
Management are always in it for themselves…them’s the rules.Oi! You're meant to be on my side. You're management.