Anyone from the UK?

[AmandaKellyUK]

Anyway.

Boobs?

I am consistently in favour of boobs - both mine and others

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hehe. I thought I'd create a distraction before we get moved to the wild west. .

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Hehe. I thought I'd create a distraction before we get moved to the wild west. .

Yeeehawww

 

[Wriggle]

Anyway.

Boobs?

Some of the best on Lit right here.

 

[Wriggle]

I am consistently in favour of boobs - both mine and others

And here.

 

[Yesok1]

I am consistently in favour of boobs - both mine and others

Ooh, maybe I can turn you?

Only you and whichever her it is at the time...

You hate the idea of leaving any females for the guys, even straight females...

I recognize straight girls can't be turned. I don't really try once I know they're straight.

Anyway, I give to the community. It might be an sti but I still give!

 

[cdstefi]

I know it's a bit odd, but if someone got a Tesco bag out and started suffocating me mid session, I'd be so turned on by that.

If it was one of the girls in here though e.g @Daisy_Love or @AmandaKellyUK it would be a Waitrose or John Lewis. Not quite as kinky. But hot nonetheless.

Have I not explained to you before that Waitrose is the home of posh totty?

So, just so we're clear here, @Yesok1 's sex fantasy is being suffocated by a posh bint wearing Harvey Nicks with her old carrier bag.

 

[joclfc]

She only lists when she's afloat

Which is a lot from all the juices she creates

 

[cdstefi]

And you lusting after all the women too

Hey, if I fancied any of you miserable lot (male members) I'd not be leaving any for the girls either. Me and Yes are just selfish like that.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Anyway.

Boobs?

I thought you’d never ask

 

[cdstefi]

I thought you’d never ask

Nobody ever asks for penis, or even moobs
/grumpy cat face

 

[Greylag]

Glad we are off politics and being embarrassed at the thought of sex being discussed on this thread I am going to cut the grass

 

[Yesok1]

Have I not explained to you before that Waitrose is the home of posh totty?

So, just so we're clear here, @Yesok1 's sex fantasy is being suffocated by a posh bint wearing Harvey Nicks with her old carrier bag.

Yes. This, have you seen this ladies? I'm looking at you rosie, daisy, wander, and Amanda. I'd like it if you dressed up in heels, and took me from behind, then place the bag over my head, take it off as soon as I pass out, otherwise it's murder! Actually, can you say murder for me daisy, especially as you have the bag on my head

 

[lingus60]

Glad we are off politics and being embarrassed at the thought of sex being discussed on this thread I am going to cut the grass

I'm wondering if "cut the grass" is a euphemism?

 

[STrent]

I leave for a few hours to do work and all hell breaks loose.

Stop fancying politicians. For gawds sake.

According to the now dearly departed Wragg, there’s enough funny business going on in Westminster without our undue influence!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Yes. This, have you seen this ladies? I'm looking at you rosie, daisy, wander, and Amanda. I'd like it if you dressed up in heels, and took me from behind, then place the bag over my head, take it off as soon as I pass out, otherwise it's murder! Actually, can you say murder for me daisy, especially as you have the bag on my head

Bloody hell woman I go for my tea and come back to find you're trying to rope me in to suffocation.
Can't we just have a nice cuppa instead?

 

[Yesok1]

Bloody hell woman I go for my tea and come back to find you're trying to rope me in to suffocation.
Can't we just have a nice cuppa instead?

It's auto erotic asphyxiation. Perfectly safe if done correctly. Now, if I had a gun I definitely wouldn't be here. Ha ha

 

[Wriggle]

I thought you’d never ask

These are the best too

 

[orangecurious]

Been in the office all day, what did I miss?

 

[lingus60]

Don't even ask.... politics, which politicians you fancy, cheese (always a winner), boobs, erotic asphyxiation (no guesses for who brought that one in @Yesok1 ). Probably missed something but that's the gist. Regular day really....

 

[Polranny]

I just got back and am confused, but that's not unusual. Pissed off because I accidentally deleted a complete chapter of a book I am working on.

 

[lingus60]

Yes. This, have you seen this ladies? I'm looking at you rosie, daisy, wander, and Amanda. I'd like it if you dressed up in heels, and took me from behind, then place the bag over my head, take it off as soon as I pass out, otherwise it's murder! Actually, can you say murder for me daisy, especially as you have the bag on my head

Sounds like a cross between a porn movie and a carry on film

 

[AmberLGreen]

I always look at the manifestos before voting and base my vote upon which one has more of the things I would like to see in society. At the next General election, I am going to vote for the party that mentions cheese

 

[Anastasia1999]

Glad I escaped the politics!

 

[lingus60]

I always look at the manifestos before voting and base my vote upon which one has more of the things I would like to see in society. At the next General election, I am going to vote for the party that mentions cheese

Yay! Wallace for PM, Gromit for Chancellor