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I am blunt. I have standards. You should too. You should never expect someone to change theirs just because you want them to. I know what I want. I know what I dont want. Crazy isn't it?
If this bothers you, just move on to the next ad right meow it is seriously that easy.
You should be in your 30s or 40s. Im in the low-end of 40. I think younger turns me on but older has a fun sex appeal at times.
You need to use kik. No I don't want to Skype or use hang outs. I definitely don't want to email. I will talk here for awhile actually...it makes sense. I am willing to use Skype for calls since kik disabled the fun feature.
But I would use my actual phone too if I trusted you.
I am married. If this is an issue then you should move onto the next ad again right meow
I dont care if you are or you are not. But I will need respect to life away from online. I have one. Actually I can be super busy at times. Be flexible. Nothing fun can be that easy.
But I really do have more than normal freetime. If you dont, this isn't for you.
I need someone more often available then not available for some sorts of:
good morning, how is your day, what's for dinner, wanna orgasm together, and good night.
This means more than mon-fri 8-5
This is random evenings
And some nights
And some hellos on the weekends
And how about that hungover nooner on Sunday.
Oh and time zones. Those suck. Im eastern. Be with in an hour or 2.
Do I want to orgasm with you the first time I meet you? Not even a chance. Do I want to see your penis first time? Nope. Do I want to know about your sex life? Not even a little.
So do you get what I'm looking for? We can call it a close online relation for the time being. I want to get comfortable. I want you to enjoy yourself. I want to be that person you turn to for anything and everything. I need to orgasm eventually. Alot. Often.
Questions? Proceed to pms comments, well is it just to tell me you are 55 and have sex appeal? Because I get it I do. But im not interested. Do not waste your time.
Actually now that you've read this ad... read my old one. I think the 2 together makes my talking in circles much easier to understand
If this bothers you, just move on to the next ad right meow it is seriously that easy.
You should be in your 30s or 40s. Im in the low-end of 40. I think younger turns me on but older has a fun sex appeal at times.
You need to use kik. No I don't want to Skype or use hang outs. I definitely don't want to email. I will talk here for awhile actually...it makes sense. I am willing to use Skype for calls since kik disabled the fun feature.
But I would use my actual phone too if I trusted you.
I am married. If this is an issue then you should move onto the next ad again right meow
I dont care if you are or you are not. But I will need respect to life away from online. I have one. Actually I can be super busy at times. Be flexible. Nothing fun can be that easy.
But I really do have more than normal freetime. If you dont, this isn't for you.
I need someone more often available then not available for some sorts of:
good morning, how is your day, what's for dinner, wanna orgasm together, and good night.
This means more than mon-fri 8-5
This is random evenings
And some nights
And some hellos on the weekends
And how about that hungover nooner on Sunday.
Oh and time zones. Those suck. Im eastern. Be with in an hour or 2.
Do I want to orgasm with you the first time I meet you? Not even a chance. Do I want to see your penis first time? Nope. Do I want to know about your sex life? Not even a little.
So do you get what I'm looking for? We can call it a close online relation for the time being. I want to get comfortable. I want you to enjoy yourself. I want to be that person you turn to for anything and everything. I need to orgasm eventually. Alot. Often.
Questions? Proceed to pms comments, well is it just to tell me you are 55 and have sex appeal? Because I get it I do. But im not interested. Do not waste your time.
Actually now that you've read this ad... read my old one. I think the 2 together makes my talking in circles much easier to understand
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