101 reasons why I love the British

[mickyp123]

Hate hate hate panties!

Knickers with a wedgie yum

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Knickers with a wedgie yum

Hahahaha

 

[OxfordDon]

I don't often!

Good girl!

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Good girl!

I seem to forget to put them in my bag when I go swimming

 

[OxfordDon]

I seem to forget to put them in my bag when I go swimming

Tsk...how careless!

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Tsk...how careless!

Very, but in my defence I'm not very organised in the morning

 

[TheSilverLining]

That's cos you're a cunt...


I know someone who says "fark" a lot...posh people swearing funny as fark...

Yeah. We don't talk like that up here, like. Pet.

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Yeah. We don't talk like that up here, like. Pet.

Wey aye pet

 

[mickyp123]

Wey aye pet

Wey aye wedgie pet

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Wey aye wedgie pet

What's the fascination with wedgies?

 

[mickyp123]

What's the fascination with wedgies?

If a pair costs say £30 I love the point where £10 worth goes out of view

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

If a pair costs say £30 I love the point where £10 worth goes out of view

Hahaha you do make me laugh!

 

[janeyl]

wow, thats a yellow card.....

oh yeah sense of fair play.

Sorry? yellow card?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Nice to see this thread active again.

Fuck, fark, fek... you can get away with saying fek on Facebook, a Brit taught me that.

 

[TheSilverLining]

Nice to see this thread active again.

Fuck, fark, fek... you can get away with saying fek on Facebook, a Brit taught me that.

I've found that you can say fuck on Facebook, too. But cunt will get you de-friended by older family members. *ahem*


....cunts.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I've found that you can say fuck on Facebook, too. But cunt will get you de-friended by older family members. *ahem*


....cunts.

Good to know!

*chants* Cunt cunt cunt...

 

[suckonsimon]

Knickers rather than panties

Knockers rather than tits!

Spunk rather than cum! I mean! cum is so lame! Spunk! Spunk deep in her cunt!

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Spunk rather than cum! I mean! cum is so lame! Spunk! Spunk deep in her cunt!

Jizz?

 

[suckonsimon]

Jizz?

Jizz is good. Very good. Has some energy and zap about it.

... on breasts it's Jizz ...

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Jizz is good. Very good. Has some energy and zap about it.

... on breasts it's Jizz ...

What about fanny batter

 

[bournemouthian]

Seems such a urmm british is page...

 

[suckonsimon]

Well we love ourselves for all we pretend we don't!

 

[Cymru6969]

You have to admit that whole toast thing is kinda cute.

 

[bournemouthian]

More the fact I read the last page and just wedgie and jizz, pretty universal things...lol

 

[Hornblende]

Good to know!

*chants* Cunt cunt cunt...

Everyone's a bit of a cunt sometimes.