📲 💻 🎮 What Was Your Last In-App Purchase?

[Trekka]

What was your last in-app purchase?


Cough it up! Confess your last in-app purchase. The more shameful the better!


I just bought pretend e-furniture to decorate a pretend e-room.

There.
I said it.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Ok so I haven’t yet, but I’m on the verge of buying gems in Clash of Clans. Gems=stuff to help you win your battles. So far I have resisted but I’m getting tired of being a level 80 and having a level 5 kick my butt bc they bought gems.

 

[Trekka]

Everything Animal Crossing.

Unlimited Bells baby. Yeah I’m rolling in it. Fuck you Tom Nook you fucking shady cunt.

Unlimited bells?!

So you’re no longer dependent on that Mr Nook character?

*whispers* what color flowers ya got?

Ok so I haven’t yet, but I’m on the verge of buying gems in Clash of Clans. Gems=stuff to help you win your battles. So far I have resisted but I’m getting tired of being a level 80 and having a level 5 kick my butt bc they bought gems.

Getting yer ass kicked by level 5 twelve years olds abusing their parents’ debit cards. Classic.

It’s such a conundrum! I feel like a level 80 and you ever paid for shit is actually like a level 180, once adjusted for actual abilities. It’s like the reverse of a handicap!

 

[Trekka]

Over the weekend - sorting the finances - Im like “I paid for what?!”

Diamonds.
Imaginary diamonds.
That help me buy other things.
Other things that are also imaginary.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Over the weekend - sorting the finances - Im like “I paid for what?!”

Diamonds.
Imaginary diamonds.
That help me buy other things.
Other things that are also imaginary.

This was in my recommended threads at the bottom and I’m glad I clicked. I cannot tell you how much this made me laugh.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

A teapot shaped like a Disney character. (That’s all you’re getting.) lol

 

[Speshul91]

The last book in a 6 book series

 

[Btq97]

Cash deposit on party poker.

 

[85Ironman]

MI hunting license

 

[hotwords229_A]

MI hunting license

You’re going to hunt Michiganders?

 

[85Ironman]

You’re going to hunt Michiganders?

No license required for those.