🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Amanda330]

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I mean, I'm a darling. Everyone knows it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, I'm a darling. Everyone knows it.

 

[Bry1313]

Definitely a valid idea. Let's workshop it.

Melons for Min
Fun bags for Freyja also works (these are my kind of gods, virgin gods don’t inspire me)

 

[Lord Pmann]

I mean, I'm a darling. Everyone knows it.

You're not bad. But I think everyone would agree I have a certain aura about me that just makes me lovable.

Also, my rack is better.

 

[Bry1313]

You're not bad. But I think everyone would agree I have a certain aura about me that just makes me lovable.

Also, my rack is better.

Nominated for

 

[Amanda330]

You're not bad. But I think everyone would agree I have a certain aura about me that just makes me lovable.

Also, my rack is better.

Nominated for being delusional.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Nominated for being delusional.

You don't even have hair on your tits, madame.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You don't even have hair on your tits, madame.

I do. And I’m a darling. Everyone knows it!

 

[Amanda330]

You don't even have hair on your tits, madame.

Ummm... Would you like that more?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ummm... Would you like that more?

I've said too much already.

 

[Amanda330]

I do. And I’m a darling. Everyone knows it!

Yeah, you are.

 

[Bry1313]

Ummm... Would you like that more?

 

[Amanda330]

I've said too much already.

This is why people think you're a pony boy.

 

[Lord Pmann]

This is why people think you're a pony boy.

I didn't complain because your tits lacked a mane.

 

[Apisto42]

I've said too much already.

That’s probably the first time in your life you said that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That’s probably the first time in your life you said that.

 

[InThe312]

Well here we are wankers, wankettes, wankothers. It's Thursday and the week really heated up. You probably thought I had pulled a @Bry1313 or and @Wand3rlust and abandoned the thread, but no, I've just spent the last 24 hours tallying your wankers. Saturday is nearly upon us and this week's esteemed winner will be chosen late in the day, Wrigley Field time, as I will be without internet for much of day.

Still looking for that one wankerism that puts someone over the top. Don't miss the deadline to throw your friends to the flames.

(Nominee / Money Line / Over Under on total WotWs)
@ToPleaseHim for Dickie / +200 / 1
@AmberLGreen for improper declination / +500 / 1
@enbiji for Zuckerberg / -150 / 1
@UnquietDreams for doing the doings / +200 / 2
@Azuldrgon for poor nominating, Americanism / +500 / 1
@Whiskeyjack for alchemy, not wanking and showing off and bragging / -150 / 1
@Xerxes82 for more Spock ears than last week / -250 / 1
@Lmizzler for whining / +350 / 2
@enbiji for Lmizzler's pleasure and shit poetry / E / 1
@StillRain for ignoring / +500 / 1
@SalaciousMonkey22 for excess gifing, bullying, the circus, being vegetarian, lack of self awareness, no appreciation, no gifing, 75%, no subtlety, name calling, language / +100 / 3
@Bry1313 for circle jerking, premature ending, not ending, denial / +300 / 2
@Wand3rlust for pleading the 5th / +5000 / 1
@OrdinaryPerson for bad ideas, hard hats, lying, self inflation, defamation, not jacking / +250 / 2
@Indie for adorable deviousness, accusing everyone, ridiculousness / -200 / 1
@UnquietDreams for stringing / +250 / 1
@BadAmy for no snark / -300 / 1
@Apisto42 for no soy, no creativity, no recipe, lack of effort, being woke, bad jokes, thief!, thirst, dominating, helping the bear, white knight seduction, going hard / +500 / 2
@Amanda330 for having her own ideas, no backbone, anti-sexy PMs, Jugs for Jesus / +150 / 1
@deefalttwunnyfor for gas man, false modesty, no hot boy anal / -150 / 1
@crazychemgirl for lack of wanker then being a wanker, 10 days, grooming, cliquey, lack of tact, dumb, nom nom noming, harsh blame, jealousy, blaming, not mind reading / +200 / 1
@Tigobitties98 for assventures, cliquey, lack of circuses, not understanding emoji vs reaction, not understanding animals vs mammals, insincerity, self esteem, putting @SalaciousMonkey22 in her no dovetail box, running a sweatshop / -350 / 2
@morelikeasong for being a space fairy / -175 / 1
@LadyLascivious1 for gas man, wrong 2x, birthday foul / -150 / 1
@aussiegeekygal for gas man (twice), no quip game, being pokey, preaching shame, unfriendly vag, less geek than required / -250 / 1
@Lord Pmann for balls, not fucking a cinnamon roll, being Pmann, being thick, jealousy, lying, deluded / E / 1
@ALovelyNudist for not following instructions / -100 / 1
@Mr_bogey for hate, tasting bad / -100 / 1
@lavendersilk for rudeness / -100 / 1
@vagrantx for bestie fail / -100 / 1
@deft for deleting evidence / -125 / 1
@BrendaD for American bitches / -125 / 1
@Trubbycat for denial / -100 / 1
@SirConradPeckereye for copyright infringement (this is a first), not appreciating Himalayan virgins, jumping guns / -200 / 1
@Otis_Ravelli for black coffee and men / -100 / 1
@Lmizzler for STILL not understanding how to wank properly, being weird / +350 / 2
@hotwords229_A for no hot boy anal / -150 / 1

 

[jaF0]

No Dingleberries?

 

[Apisto42]

I’ve been a long shot all my life.

 

[TunnelKing089]

I really hope my boy @Xerxes82 wins this,come on get him across the finish line.

 

[jaF0]

I’ve been a long shot all my life.

I've been a terrible shot all my life.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I do. And I’m a darling. Everyone knows it!

Ummm... Would you like that more?

Whoa, whoa, whoa what's with this 'first darlings' stuff?!?! Get in line, you two. Pmann and I have worked ardently over the course of like a decade to earn these titles. And by earn, I mean on a whim just changed it from 'guru'

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Whoa, whoa, whoa what's with this 'first darlings' stuff?!?! Get in line, you two. Pmann and I have worked ardently over the course of like a decade to earn these titles. And by earn, I mean on a whim just changed it from 'guru'

Hnmmm interesting story.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Whoa, whoa, whoa what's with this 'first darlings' stuff?!?! Get in line, you two. Pmann and I have worked ardently over the course of like a decade to earn these titles. And by earn, I mean on a whim just changed it from 'guru'

Does that mean they are all @Lord Pmann 's bitches?

Like.. First Lady type thing.

I don't know. You Americans are so kooky with your ways.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Does that mean they are all @Lord Pmann 's bitches?

Aren't we all in a way?

Like.. First Lady type thing.

I'd say it's more like a knighthood, or whatever the lady version of that is? I don't know, you Brits are so kooky with your ways