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BadAmy

BadAmy

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Gather round conspiracy theorists and let's hash it out.
July 5th 2022, them fuckers in Geneva turned on that radioactive dildo,
And shit ain't been right since.

What have you noticed, or experienced?

Me? Well, that was the beginning of some really bad fuckin shit for me.
But I wanna hear from you all.
Tin foil hat ready.
 
You know, you'd really enjoy the series Watchmen... :sneaky:

And I'm not just talking about Yahya Abdul-Mateen's lovely blue cock. More the squid things.
 
BadAmy said:
Gather round conspiracy theorists and let's hash it out.
July 5th 2022, them fuckers in Geneva turned on that radioactive dildo,
And shit ain't been right since.

What have you noticed, or experienced?

Me? Well, that was the beginning of some really bad fuckin shit for me.
But I wanna hear from you all.
Tin foil hat ready.
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And yes, bless your PM box after this...
 
I mean, I thought it all started with Harambe. The reason it's called Gorilla Glue is because he was literally the glue holding reality together.
 
BadAmy said:
Seriously.
Was it Berenstein bears
Or Berenstain bears?
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Berenstain. I remember digging out my old books when this became a thing.

The LHC was switched on long before 2022, as it found the Higgs-Boson particle in the 2010s, but was damaged shortly after leading to extensive repairs that delayed anything else until 2022.

I'm with SallySparrow on planets being dehydrated. Or There's a huge rift in space time because a bunch of statues are taking over an entire city by sending the population back in time.
 
ZfrkS62 said:
Berenstain. I remember digging out my old books when this became a thing.

The LHC was switched on long before 2022, as it found the Higgs-Boson particle in the 2010s, but was damaged shortly after leading to extensive repairs that delayed anything else until 2022.

I'm with SallySparrow on planets being dehydrated. Or There's a huge rift in space time because a bunch of statues are taking over an entire city by sending the population back in time.
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ZfrkS62 said:
Berenstain. I remember digging out my old books when this became a thing.

The LHC was switched on long before 2022, as it found the Higgs-Boson particle in the 2010s, but was damaged shortly after leading to extensive repairs that delayed anything else until 2022.

I'm with SallySparrow on planets being dehydrated. Or There's a huge rift in space time because a bunch of statues are taking over an entire city by sending the population back in time.
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It's definitely the statues. 👀
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BadAmy said:
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You asked for it....

Here we go

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names were composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat

Lincoln was shot at the theatre named ‘Ford’.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ‘Lincoln’ made by Ford.

Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatre.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here is the kicker

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe

Creepy huh?
 
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