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Yes, I know I just walked into a room where no one knows me and essentially demanded to be shown to the nearest supermodel physicist, but a Lady can dream, can't she?

Oh, and if you're nerdy and/or of a submissive bent, please step to the front of the queue. If you do not see a queue, do not panic. Probably they are all waiting, very quietly and invisibly, for a chance to speak to me. Just sort of put your hands out to make sure you don't bump into them.

If grammar and punctuation, etc., really aren't your thing, the queue forms a mile in that direction. Over by the abandoned missile silo. You can't miss it; it's glowing faintly green and every so often from within there's a horrible scream that is always cut short after a few seconds.
 
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I'm craving some intelligent conversation myself, and don't even mention nerdy.
And way more submissive than I'm gonna admit...

The front of the line is somewhere over here right?
 
Good evening,

I'm Alysha (it's a male name, I swear) and I have to say, I'm more than a little intrigued by your post. I'm quite the self-avowed nerd (although I missed the base there with the physicist, I'm a virologist-in-training) and I have quite the bend in the general direction of submissive. Supermodel? I'm pretty sure there's only one guy who had that whole package and Mr. Feynman has been dead for some time now. But yes, I'm extremely interested in your post and I eagerly await your response. (Also, nice with the Asimov reference there! If you've recently been dispossessed of a planet, Trantor's the place to go! Well, at least until 260 FE.)
 
Oh, you lovely things, what wonderful messages you've sent! I will reply as time allows. I do think perhaps I should clear up some misapprehensions. I ask for subby types because I think you lot are particularly delightful people, not because I would like to be your One True Bitch Goddess Forever. I know that on reading my post of perfection you longed to throw yourself at my penguin-sock-wearing feet, but you know, everyone has that reaction, and most of them have gone on to lead nearly normal lives!

Also, please do not message me if you are a supermodel. I am sorry, darling, but you are not in the least my type. People who look like they just stepped out of a magazine page make me nervous. I always start wondering if it's their poison skin or the bomb in their chest. Humans preferred, thank you ever so kindly.

Back to your regular programming! But before you go -- sit up straight. That posture is terrible for you.
 
Scattered_Ice said:
...while mentioning a star wars planet as a location...
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Mistaking Asimov for Star Wars is like mistaking Shakespeare for Jersey Shore.

As for the rest: Yes, a woman on the Internet! One who somehow is posting here for the first time, as no one ever does.

Truly, it's staggering, how blatant my lies are. Next I'll be claiming to be a science fiction fan who doesn't live with my parents, or a woman who LIKES SEX! *gasp!*
 
LadyEccentric said:
Mistaking Asimov for Star Wars is like mistaking Shakespeare for Jersey Shore.
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Truer words have yet to be spoken. Next the plebeians will be comparing Heinlein to Warhammer or some equivalently contrived wackery. Also, in actual response to your post, penguin-themed clothing is the coolest thing since ever (bad overused pun definitely intended.)

P.S: Could I message you at some time? I don't wanna bother you at inopputune times, so could you give me some good times to talk to you? Note: my clocks run on UTC−6:00 to preempt any time-zone related messups.

~~Alysha
 
I've got to say, the OP certainly has one of the more entertaining posting styles I've seen around here in a while. Welcome aboard, so to speak.

I'd throw my hat into the ring, but frankly my conversation skills pretty much end at hello. So I'll wish you the best in tracking down some witty partners and be on my merry way.
 
Definitely a trap. Sounds intriguing, though. I'm sure it only hurts for a moment.
 
Welcoming the lady of outstanding prose and deep interest in the land of science fiction it seems.

I do have a interest in it, but mine borders on the outskirts of the galaxy....but definatley interested in perhaps igniting the engines and upping the power in my propulsion engine.

How goes it tonight with you.

CF
 
Good evening ma’am, (Ma’am is a sign of respect not age, I wish more people understood this)

You say your looking for converse with someone a bit nerdy, I’ve been going to comic-con as a professional for over twelve years now. As for submissive, I’ve been known to enjoy that role from time to time along with a more dominant role too.

I noticed in your profile you wrote” Rough sex and science fiction, though usually not at the same time.” This leads one to believe that there is hope for those two things to be combined one day.

Let me know if you’d like to talk,
J
 
You have actually walked in to a room full of supermodel physicists, metaphorically. I am one of them, and I would really enjoy some sex-positive interaction, ma'am.
 
I've gotten a spate of very funny messages from confused people who seem to think sex-positive means testing positive for having had sex, like a much less horrifying expression in the vein† of "HIV-positive". And since my new acquaintance ErotiChat has joined me in proclaiming the sex positivity on this thread, it seems like a good opportunity to tie you all to chairs and give you a lecture on it! Feel free to chime in. But not if you're wrong.

Sex is a nifty way to spend an afternoon. I should hope all of us can agree on that! Being sex-positive, however, is more than just really liking having your bits rubbed on. It means believing that sexual choices are not moral ones so long as consent and safety are respected.

It means that vanilla sex between a het couple of high school sweethearts each doing it for the very first time on their wedding night is no better or worse, morally or ethically speaking, than kinky sadomasochistic gay sex between two trans* people who are total strangers with a twenty-year age gap. It means consensual safe sex is NOT dirty or wrong or nasty or sinful, that it's a force for good that has a positive impact on people's lives.

I'll get off my soapbox now, but on a website whose primary topic is sex I thought it would be good if more people had heard of sex-positivity.

Return to your normal programming. Try to ignore the niggling fear that the red candies are not what they seem.


†Oh, Higher Power, if you exist, please forgive me my unintentional puns, and I'll attempt to forgive those who have punned against me. But only if they did it unintentionally.
 
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Dr. Samuel Beckett and Paulina Porizkova, banging in a gymnasium

I feel like a supermodel physicist is probably not doing a great job of either, right? Not that a supermodel can't also be a physicist, but I imagine it would be difficult to be fierce when you're distracted by thinking about hoverboards and such. And conversely, there's not a lot of time for hoverboard problem solving when you're doing a bunch of photoshoots and attending lavish parties and freaking out on PCP. I actually don't know a lot about supermodels.

But look at Dolph Lundgren. He's got a Masters degree in Chemical Engineering, but as far as I know he spends more time making horrible movies (except Masters of the Universe, obviously) than engineering chemicals.
 
Tastytooter said:
I feel like a supermodel physicist is probably not doing a great job of either, right? Not that a supermodel can't also be a physicist, but I imagine it would be difficult to be fierce when you're distracted by thinking about hoverboards and such. And conversely, there's not a lot of time for hoverboard problem solving when you're doing a bunch of photoshoots and attending lavish parties and freaking out on PCP. I actually don't know a lot about supermodels.

But look at Dolph Lundgren. He's got a Masters degree in Chemical Engineering, but as far as I know he spends more time making horrible movies (except Masters of the Universe, obviously) than engineering chemicals.
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I don't know, I've seen the thinking-face of a few sciencey types and that's pretty fucking sexy. They none of them had the usual cookie-cutter supermodel looks, though.
 
Figure Skater Mathematician

Supermodel physicist? Tall order, how about a Figure Skater Mathematician? Skaters are WAY more perverted than models, and physicists just BUTCHER mathematics. Mathematicians are MUCH nerdier. I don't complete in skating any more. I used to be nationally ranked which sounds impressive, but it just meant I could be seeded and didn't have to skate in at ordinary meets. I'm not anything like a supermodel, but you can't be a total Bark Bark Woof and make it in skating.

I wanted to skate and do math, which meant I had to give up sleeping. This didn't work out so well for me, so after I got out out of the hospital I nerded out and picked math. My field is topology and my specialty is discrete mathematics. I have a research partner at Johns Hopkins, and we're working on the structure of factorization algorithms for very large prime numbers. I think that is MUCH more nerdy than what most of the physicists I know are working on. I took a BDSM test and did well on the "submissive" scale, and my B-score was okay, but I flunked the D and S-M parts.

The grammar and stuff? I have an editor in the department, and also at the journals I write for. I get lots of corrections like, "explain more fully," and the occasional typo I miss, but almost never for grammar or punctuation.

I still can't find the queue, though.

Kristie

LadyEccentric said:
Yes, I know I just walked into a room where no one knows me and essentially demanded to be shown to the nearest supermodel physicist, but a Lady can dream, can't she?

Oh, and if you're nerdy and/or of a submissive bent, please step to the front of the queue. If you do not see a queue, do not panic. Probably they are all waiting, very quietly and invisibly, for a chance to speak to me. Just sort of put your hands out to make sure you don't bump into them.

If grammar and punctuation, etc., really aren't your thing, the queue forms a mile in that direction. Over by the abandoned missile silo. You can't miss it; it's glowing faintly green and every so often from within there's a horrible scream that is always cut short after a few seconds.
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LadyEccentric said:
I don't know, I've seen the thinking-face of a few sciencey types and that's pretty fucking sexy. They none of them had the usual cookie-cutter supermodel looks, though.
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Ok ok, what about the thinking face of a beleaguered writing teacher trying to figure out how to explain Van Halen to a classroom of 18 year-olds? Sexy, or fucking sexy?
 
Sex is perhaps THE best way to give the finger to Old Man Death.

It also brings you close to another in a way that makes it easy to realize, and wonder at, the world within each of us and the long series of chance and choice that have brought us together.

And it's just plain fun to set your mind to discovering the best way to make someone else scream with joy.
 
What a thoroughly intriguing personal! I know what sex-positive means - and what film the term is borrowed from - and I like to think I know my SF. Would love to chat.
 
not male

Just wanted to say how much i' m enjoying your thread, ms eccentric. ..you are a true original...if only i was male, or knew anything about science fiction...ah well, good luck on your hunt. I' d say it's going well, from the looks of things :)
 
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