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I have trouble getting into Earth Day stories. Smelly hippies with unshaven pits just don't seem erotic to me.

The best I can think of is a couple who vow to stop using their car. So they sell it and buy a tandem bicycle to save on fuel consumption. The man always rides on the back seat. But he gets totally horned up watching his GF's ass wiggling right before his eyes.

Maybe he goes nuts, yanks her off the bike, and gives her a thorough snogging on the side of the road? Or maybe he sneaks out to the bike at night and sniffs her seat while servicing himself?
 
Gross. I'd have a hard time getting into Earth Day if were that radically Right that I thought the only people who cared were unshaven hippies. . .or even if I limited myself to that. You just need to get down with the earth.

Just a few ideas some of which I've used but are so generic that as long as you don't c&p my story it won't matter.

1. A daughter is going to college next semester (or is back for the summer) and goes fishing with Daddy. Rain, boat over turns and the now wet duo have to strip down.

2. Elves, Dryads, Niads, catgirls (take your pick) are real. A park ranger (or camper) is saved from an avalanche, flood, forest fire, or bear by one such creature.

2. b. A human comes upon one of the former creatures in stress. Under attack from a bear, nearly drowning in a flood or avalanche.

3. Decades into the future global warming has gotten to the point where average tempratures globally are 80+ degrees. Appropriate fashion changes have accompained the world without winter. If you really wanted to have fun you could talk about how increased temprature and precipitation have increased insect populations and thus disease rates and humans resorted to what humans have always done when you might die for no good goddamn reason. Fuck their brains out and create as many kids you can.

4. Any natural disaster (that isn't snow) drives to people (possibly family) together.
 
Carnevil9 said:
I have trouble getting into Earth Day stories. Smelly hippies with unshaven pits just don't seem erotic to me.

The best I can think of is a couple who vow to stop using their car. So they sell it and buy a tandem bicycle to save on fuel consumption. The man always rides on the back seat. But he gets totally horned up watching his GF's ass wiggling right before his eyes.

Maybe he goes nuts, yanks her off the bike, and gives her a thorough snogging on the side of the road? Or maybe he sneaks out to the bike at night and sniffs her seat while servicing himself?
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evil...:D
 
Sean Renaud said:
Gross. I'd have a hard time getting into Earth Day if were that radically Right that I thought the only people who cared were unshaven hippies. . .or even if I limited myself to that. You just need to get down with the earth.

Just a few ideas some of which I've used but are so generic that as long as you don't c&p my story it won't matter.

1. A daughter is going to college next semester (or is back for the summer) and goes fishing with Daddy. Rain, boat over turns and the now wet duo have to strip down.

2. Elves, Dryads, Niads, catgirls (take your pick) are real. A park ranger (or camper) is saved from an avalanche, flood, forest fire, or bear by one such creature.

2. b. A human comes upon one of the former creatures in stress. Under attack from a bear, nearly drowning in a flood or avalanche.

3. Decades into the future global warming has gotten to the point where average tempratures globally are 80+ degrees. Appropriate fashion changes have accompained the world without winter. If you really wanted to have fun you could talk about how increased temprature and precipitation have increased insect populations and thus disease rates and humans resorted to what humans have always done when you might die for no good goddamn reason. Fuck their brains out and create as many kids you can.

4. Any natural disaster (that isn't snow) drives to people (possibly family) together.
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some of these might work just as well for Nude Day (yeah, I find they tend to blend)
 
mudfights at the campsite

after the earth day rally, the girls get dirty...
 
Since SR liked my idea so much, I decided to expand on it. A young man (over eighteen, though) develops a case of axillophilia, a sexual fetish for armpit hair. He asks his girlfriend to let hers grow, but she thinks that's gross and dumps him. He spends months looking for a girl with lots of pit plumage, but with no luck.

Then one fine day, he hears about an Earth Day rally that's coming up. He thinks to himself, paydirt! The rally will no doubt be chock-full of hairy, smelly hippie chicks with free-flowing follicles!

He goes to the rally (after appropriately decking himself out to look like one of the freaks) and practically swoons at all the pit hair, leg hair, and even mustaches that he sees on the women there! He picks one likely candidate and starts chatting her up. He tells her all the right lies (like stories about his Prius and his CFL light bulbs and his reusable canvas shopping bags) and she agrees to sneak off and fuck him in the woods. But he can't keep his nose (and his dick) out of her smelly pits, and she finally leaves him, squirming and clutching his blue balls, in the dirt under a big oak tree.

Or they could fall in love - turns out she loves having her pits fucked, and rubs his spunk into her armpit tresses, using it as a man-mousse to create underarm faux-hawks. They live happily ever after. That is, until she finds out that he really drives a gas-guzzling sedan, eats meat, and never recycles.
 
Again. Gross.

sirhugs said:
some of these might work just as well for Nude Day (yeah, I find they tend to blend)
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I pretty much treat them interchangibly to be honest. I've found the only main difference is that Earth Day should be outdoors or have something to do with recycling. I once did a horror story about some pollution monster raping girls to death. They still haven't yanked it (or anything from the series) but anything remotely close seems to get blocked nowadays. Nude day can be a couple lounging at home with no clothes for no reason.
 
Family Field Trip

Leftover hippy parents are disgusted how materialistic their son & daughter have become. Though the "kids" are now 18 & 19, parents insist that they attend a big Earth Day rally in one last attempt at enlightenment. Kids blackmailed by threat of tuition not being paid, not in good moods.

A lot of places to go from here:
~ they share one tent/van/RV...close quarters...
~ they had planned to not share, but only one campsite/storm forces sharing
~ there's a huge skinnydipping party late at night, the parents shocked to run into kids there, vice versa
~ sharing a joint, again by accident , same place same time

and more i'm sure...
 
Forced to work together

At college (therefore over 18) The Hot Girl and the nerdy guy (or vice versa) are assigned to do a joint earth day project by their prof...

...soon they discover a mutual attraction which leads to nude body painting and deflowering...
 
The Nature Hike

It starts out as a group until one hiker twists an ankle. One person volunteers to keep them company until the main group reaches the park ranger station and sends help back.

As the two stranded hikers chat, the helper offers to massage the ankle. this leads to shin/calf massage....
 
Poster Painting

At the college art studio, but after hours, and the gang gets carried away with what and who and where they paint...
 
Arrested

Earth Day Rally Gone Wild!

This year's rally is to protest new nuclear power plant. Things get out of hand when one buxom lass removes her Tshirt, under which n her chest is painted : "Do you want Me to Grow a Third Boob?"

Cops arrest her, take her away... except... she likes a man in uniform...and handcuffs. :D
 
practicing knots

either at the campsite or in preparation for an earth Day campout, he pulls out his old Boy scout handbook. She immediately shows interest....
 
Communal Showers

another earth Day Rally campout variation.

In this one, there are communal male and female showers set up on opposite ends of the campground. But one woman whose site is clodse to the Men's decides it's not worth the walk... or did sjhe think they were coed?
 
Confrontation with a Logger

The Earth Day demonstrator chains herself to a tree...

only to find herself stuck...has to beg the logger to help....

she notices his tanned biceps.

his fingers graze her firm her breasts...
 
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Be Careful what Mushrooms You Eat

Someone accidentally picks psychotropic shrooms, which has the effect of loosening everybody's inhibitions...
 
The global Warming Strip tease

As the speaker at the rally talks about how temperatures will rise, he says, today, our model is comfortable dressed like this on April 22, and a gorgeous woman comes out conservatively dressed in a sweatshirt, khakis.

"in ten years, she will need to dress like this..." and she strips the sweathirt to reveal a Tshirt.

"in another ten years..." she strips the t to reveal a halter, rolls up the pants

"in another ten years"... off comes the halter, leaving only a micro bikini the pants are switched to shorts.

"and eventually..." she strips nude....
 
sirhugs said:
As the speaker at the rally talks about how temperatures will rise, he says, today, our model is comfortable dressed like this on April 22, and a gorgeous woman comes out conservatively dressed in a sweatshirt, khakis.

"in ten years, she will need to dress like this..." and she strips the sweathirt to reveal a Tshirt.

"in another ten years..." she strips the t to reveal a halter, rolls up the pants

"in another ten years"... off comes the halter, leaving only a micro bikini the pants are switched to shorts.

"and eventually..." she strips nude....
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So what are we waiting for? Let's warm this earth the hell up!
Oh wait, morbidly obese Americans... *shudders*
 
"Take My Hand"

The nerdy guy goes on an earth Day nature hike. Not being the outdoors type, when the uphill climb gets steep, the willowy woman in shorts in front of him offers her hand.

the first time, just the warm touch makes him hard.

the second time, she tugs him so hard that his nose ends up almost right between her buttocks.

the third time, she stumbles and he falls on top of her...
 
Better Living through Chemistry

Protesers opposoing genetically modified crops break into Big FarmCo's research lab, planning to protest, but barricade themselves in when the cops arrive.

One proteser accidentally knocks over ans splashes the group with a vat of the new experimental compound designed to encourage propigation of plants...

turns out to be the most powerful human aphrodisiac ever...
 
For the Non-Human/ Sci-Fi fans

.... a pleasant hike to observe Earth Day turns sexy when the hiker(s) awake the sleeping Fairies... who turtn sensually mischeivious in return .
 
How about a story involving Mother Nature as a character? Maybe she's pissed off and had all she can take from oil spills, CO-spewing cars, strip mining, etc., and decides to get some payback. "Payback is a bitch," she says, arming herself with lightning bolts, sandstorms, tsunamis, etc. "And I'm the Mother of all bitches!"

Or maybe she's more annoyed by all the stinking, filthy, unshaven-armpit hippies who keep chanting in her fields and bothering her little daffodils and pussy-willows while they are trying to grow in peace. So she takes a few of them hostage, and makes them perform unspeakable sexual acts for her amusement.
 
a group decides that on Earth Day, they should clean that vacant lot and prepare it to plant a garden. It is an unusually hot spring day, so as the day goes on, folks take off layers, get sweaty...

and then a rainstorm hits...
 
Carnevil9 said:
How about a story involving Mother Nature as a character? Maybe she's pissed off and had all she can take from oil spills, CO-spewing cars, strip mining, etc., and decides to get some payback. "Payback is a bitch," she says, arming herself with lightning bolts, sandstorms, tsunamis, etc. "And I'm the Mother of all bitches!"

Or maybe she's more annoyed by all the stinking, filthy, unshaven-armpit hippies who keep chanting in her fields and bothering her little daffodils and pussy-willows while they are trying to grow in peace. So she takes a few of them hostage, and makes them perform unspeakable sexual acts for her amusement.
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unspeakable?

gag me.... :D
 
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