Christmas shopping... done!

Le Jacquelope said:

All the gifts have arrived via overnight delivery.

Total spent: $43,000.

Several computers, some furniture, clothes, a few HDTVs, money into relatives' banks, college tuition money and so on, yeah we spread the wealth around.

I've never, in my life, seen my bank balance drop so much in just a few days like it has with this and our insurance office employee mega bonus. Of course, I've also never seen such a large sum qualify as 'a drop in the bucket' before, either.

Damn, I feel like a fucking champ handing out Christmas cheer like that and it doesn't even tickle my wallet.

I'm on a mission to make up for all those years when I couldn't afford to pass out gifts, yessiree. Ho ho ho.

2008 was damned good to me!

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Le Jacquelope said:

All the gifts have arrived via overnight delivery.

Total spent: $43,000.

Several computers, some furniture, clothes, a few HDTVs, money into relatives' banks, college tuition money and so on, yeah we spread the wealth around.

I've never, in my life, seen my bank balance drop so much in just a few days like it has with this and our insurance office employee mega bonus. Of course, I've also never seen such a large sum qualify as 'a drop in the bucket' before, either.

Damn, I feel like a fucking champ handing out Christmas cheer like that and it doesn't even tickle my wallet.

I'm on a mission to make up for all those years when I couldn't afford to pass out gifts, yessiree. Ho ho ho.

2008 was damned good to me!

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Le Jacquelope said:

All the gifts have arrived via overnight delivery.

Total spent: $43,000.

Several computers, some furniture, clothes, a few HDTVs, money into relatives' banks, college tuition money and so on, yeah we spread the wealth around.

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Colonel Hogan said:

My favorite is "money into relatives' banks." This from the same guy who went apoplectic when his attorney supposedly told him that California law held him liable for unpaid medical bills incurred by a destitute sibling. I could post the thread link, but it would actually require effort.

I guess you can spend that kind of money on Christmas when you hold down two jobs.

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Le Jacquelope said:

Who the fuck bumped this thread?

I haven't even started my list for this year yet.

Yes, I got hella money. Earned it all myself. Suck it, bitches. You're poor and you wish I was, too. Suck ittttttttt.

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Lady Reiha said:

http://www.slapyo.com/wp-content/thats_racist.gif

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Le Jacquelope said:

What's racist about what I said?

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Lady Reiha said:

I dunno.

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Le Jacquelope said:

You have a thing against black people, don't ya?

Now this is a funny racial joke:
http://distractus.net/images/those-asian-women-look-exactly-alike-just-like-in-real-life.png

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Lady Reiha said:

Yep. I hate half of myself.
And I don't look like that. Sheesh. ( Nor am I Fapanese!)

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Le Jacquelope said:

Doesn't matter if you don't look like that. It's meant to bring Ulaven Demorte in here to defend you and get on my case.

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Lady Reiha said:

hehe

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Le Jacquelope said:

Right now he's got his toy rifle out going "akakakakakakakak!" and scaring the neighbors.

Update: I know what I am not doing this year. I'm not rushing stores on Black Friday to buy those cheap assed HDTVs that'll be on sale. I can't have my damn indoor Imax theater so by God I'll get the very next best thing - not some el cheapo bullshit that's on sale today and broke down tomorrow or that has poor clarity or fucked up colors, etc.

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Le Jacquelope said:

Doesn't matter if you don't look like that. It's meant to bring Ulaven Demorte in here to defend you and get on my case.

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