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I have a fetish (one of many) for being fucked with unusual items. And I am sure others have it to! So I thought I'd start a thread where people could share what osrt of items has had the pleasure of their company, and which they loved the most!

I'll start it off with the classic bottle, a lovely friend that never lets you ease up! The moment you start to soften slightly, the more it feeds you. Definently a favorite of mine.

For one of the more commical situations; I've also had the pleasure of a bikepump (propely cleaned of course!). Boy was that sweetly humiliating.
 
A bike pump? Wow. That's pretty bold. Other than sex toys, I've fucked myself with a zucchini, well several different zucchinis, one at the time. Bottles scare me, especially if they're glass, no fucking way.
 
I got fucked by a bike ramp on an obstacle while trail riding. My rear tire caught in the slat, I went flying, and slammed into a tree. Fractured a bone in my left arm too.

That ramp fucked me hard.


:D
 
Homburg said:
I got fucked by a bike ramp on an obstacle while trail riding. My rear tire caught in the slat, I went flying, and slammed into a tree. Fractured a bone in my left arm too.

That ramp fucked me hard.


:D
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Ha! Last year, I got fucked by a curb that my bike hit the wrong way and sent me flying. My shoulder took the brunt of the fall, but I hit my head, too, and the entire left side of my body. I had some nice bruises, though.
 
and i got fucked by the bike itself when it flipped over and broke my collarbone, brkoe/bruised six ribs, and gave me a concussion

in all seriousness though, to the OP: ive been fucked by whatever Master has at hand and wanted to fuck me with. fingers, himself, the ends of various toys, writing implements, pretty much whatever he wants.
 
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There are a lot of people involved in three-ways with bikes and gravity here.
 
Homburg said:
There are a lot of people involved in three-ways with bikes and gravity here.
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Gravity can be a real whore. It's nice to grind your pussy into the bike seat, though, I enjoy that quite frequently, but no insertion.
 
Homburg said:
There are a lot of people involved in three-ways with bikes and gravity here.
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Count me in this crowd, though I much prefer my three-ways to have a greater proportion of human participants to laws of nature and mechanical objects.

Let it suffice to say that I've had my fill of lying on the x-ray table while various and sundry docs, nurses, residents, and passers-by answer the call of, "Hey, ya gotta come see this one!"
 
naughtycakes said:
Gravity can be a real whore. It's nice to grind your pussy into the bike seat, though, I enjoy that quite frequently, but no insertion.
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No thanks. As much as I bike (used to bike, it's a bit cold and wet right now), I HATE my bike seat. It compresses things not meant to be compressed. I am thinking about trying out one of those hornless saddles, and seeing if that helps.

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myinnerslut said:
what can i say, i'm drawn to three ways :p
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True that. Me too.

Heh. :D

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midwestyankee said:
Count me in this crowd, though I much prefer my three-ways to have a greater proportion of human participants to laws of nature and mechanical objects.

Let it suffice to say that I've had my fill of lying on the x-ray table while various and sundry docs, nurses, residents, and passers-by answer the call of, "Hey, ya gotta come see this one!"
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Oh, yeah, 100% agreement with you on that one. Though, oddly enough, breaking my arm, losing quite literally a square foot+ of skin of that arm (1.5" strip almost 12" long scrubbed off the bottom of my forearm), bleeding from tears/cuts/abridements on every limb and both hands, and I didn't feel like going to the doctor. I didn't even realise my arm was broken until after it had healed and formed a bone callous.

Yes, I can be remarkably stupid about such things.

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On topic, while I've not been fucked in a penetrative sense by inanimate objects, as MIS mentioned, I have used plenty of at-hand items to fuck other people with. Good fun.

PR-24's are good for that. Not just a seriously thuddy impact implement, it also doubles as a handy penetrator. Ronco should market these as BDSM sex toys.
 
Homburg said:
On topic, while I've not been fucked in a penetrative sense by inanimate objects, as MIS mentioned, I have used plenty of at-hand items to fuck other people with. Good fun.

PR-24's are good for that. Not just a seriously thuddy impact implement, it also doubles as a handy penetrator. Ronco should market these as BDSM sex toys.
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Picture, please (the object by itself is enough).
 
midwestyankee said:
Picture, please (the object by itself is enough).
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http://www.southernpoliceequipment.com/media/pr_24_baton.jpg

Hot-linked. I hope it works. If not I'll load one to my pichost.

A PR-24 is just your everyday side-handled baton used by many police forces across the country. Controlled use produces excellent, penetrative thud, and it has other uses as well. I've been known to use it much like one would use a horse. Place the handle between her thighs from behind, lift up til she's on her toes, and vibrate the baton.
 
Homburg said:
http://www.southernpoliceequipment.com/media/pr_24_baton.jpg

Hot-linked. I hope it works. If not I'll load one to my pichost.

A PR-24 is just your everyday side-handled baton used by many police forces across the country. Controlled use produces excellent, penetrative thud, and it has other uses as well. I've been known to use it much like one would use a horse. Place the handle between her thighs from behind, lift up til she's on her toes, and vibrate the baton.
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oh i :heart::heart::heart: that thing

definitely on my top five list
 
Homburg said:
http://www.southernpoliceequipment.com/media/pr_24_baton.jpg

Hot-linked. I hope it works. If not I'll load one to my pichost.

A PR-24 is just your everyday side-handled baton used by many police forces across the country. Controlled use produces excellent, penetrative thud, and it has other uses as well. I've been known to use it much like one would use a horse. Place the handle between her thighs from behind, lift up til she's on her toes, and vibrate the baton.
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Interesting.....verrrrry interesting. [/artejohnson]
 
Bottles, zucchinis, carrots, pens, a toothbrush or two, a bunch of candles, a hairbrush, a cucumber, a corn dog, ice cream (on a stick), and a bedpost.

Some of it was vaginal, some anal.
 
Industrial_Bondage said:
You, sir; are my new hero! LOL
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I worked security for years while in college. This meant that I had such fun things as a PR-24, hand-cuffs, rubber gloves, zip ties, etc before I ever acknowledged that I was kinky, and those items saw a good bit of use back then. While I tend to stay away from the handcuffs now (as they're bloody dangerous), I do still retain a fondness for the PR-24.

Glad to see that there are other fans of it as well :D
 
fieryjen said:
Bottles, zucchinis, carrots, pens, a toothbrush or two, a bunch of candles, a hairbrush, a cucumber, a corn dog, ice cream (on a stick), and a bedpost.

Some of it was vaginal, some anal.
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I knew there had to be some good use for corn dogs.
 
midwestyankee said:
I knew there had to be some good use for corn dogs.
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They're a really good shape, actually. The only danger is accidentally leaving a lot of breading where it doesn't belong if it's still frozen and you let it melt while using.
 
Bottles... bad news.... I was a paramedic in my youth and got one of those freak callouts you never forget.

This lady had used a small coke bottle and for obvious reasons, removed the screw-on lid (I mean... ouch!!) BUT somehow her using the bottle to fuck herself created a vacuum inside the bottle and before she knew it, couldn't remove her newly found dildo...

To this day I don't know what possessed the woman to call the (most unsympathetic) paramedics for this, but hey... we laughed about it for weeks afterwards.

(Thank goodness I was on call that night, otherwise she would have had to deal with men only) :eek:
 
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