Old 06-29-2008, 10:26 PM   #1
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Old 06-29-2008, 10:31 PM   #2
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Old 06-29-2008, 10:37 PM   #3
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Old 06-29-2008, 10:57 PM   #4
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Shouldn't that be: I saw. I conquered. I came?
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Old 06-29-2008, 11:02 PM   #7
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Old 06-29-2008, 11:14 PM   #11
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Old 06-29-2008, 11:34 PM   #14
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