Six Word Stories

[bluntforcemama]

Hemingway once wrote a story in just six words: "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

So what would be your six word story?

Never could fit life in six-

 

[breakwall]

Went outside, left my heart there.

 

[Wok]

My small penis is getting smaller.

 

[naughtycakes]

Live, laugh, love, laugh, cry, repeat.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I came, I saw, I drank.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Two awesome daughters, just like me.

 

[great lover]

I am waiting to get laid.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

I am waiting to get laid.

hehehe - ok that was pretty funny!

 

[raindancer]

Wears heart, like a see-through dress.

 

[breakwall]

Wears heart, like a see-through dress.

Let's fuck!
(and four more words)

 

[raindancer]

Let's fuck!
(and four more words)

You are so romantical, you whore.

 

[bluntforcemama]

You are so romantical, you whore.

Tune in Tokyo! Someone use to say that to me.

 

[breakwall]

You are so romantical, you whore.

I'd do you like the dishes.

 

[BgMma]

Sadly beautiful woman-needs heart returned


I might think of something better.....

 

[bluntforcemama]

I found this one somewhere on NPR:

I still make coffee for two.

 

[BgMma]

How about this...

MY two are more than enough.


Little ones and all that.

 

[ksmybuttons]

My moments have outdistanced future plans.

 

[Alt]

Running naked with scissors in hand.

 

[RoryN]

She's dead because I was possessive.

 

[BgMma]

The end is near! Repent, ye sinners!

Oh, wait, I think that was for something else.

 

[BgMma]

Life moves quickly while I sleep.

 

[marshalt]

Fuck this shit.

 

[breakwall]

I never replaced the broken window.

 

[glo33]

following directions, and still being lost.

 

[RoryN]

One gunshot solved all money woes.