I saw a loser tonight

Ham Murabi · Nov 19, 2007

Stopped at a convenience store to pick up some brews. The loser came in right behind me. As a matter of fact, I saw him pull into the lot and take two parking spaces.
I grabbed the beer and went to the counter, where the loser was buying a single pack of Camels for $5.71. Since he had five ones on the counter and was laboriously counting out the 71 cents, I had time to take a look at him.
Cap, with filthy hair about 4 inches long sticking out. Real nice silver bar piercing under his lower lip.
The topper, though, was the tattoo, in big block letters, on his right forearm: FUCK THE SYSTEM.
He's 20, tops, and I'd love to see him when he's 40.
Shit. Fuck the system. He's not even old enough to know what the system is.

Javagirl · Nov 19, 2007

Hmmmm

I guess he won't be working for the system, but I'm sure he'll be working the system when he goes on welfare.

ReadyMike · Nov 19, 2007

and why is it no one else can hit a parking place anymore?

phrodeau · Nov 19, 2007

By the time he's 40 he'll have a tattoo of a bar code, like everybody else.

Ham Murabi · Nov 19, 2007

ReadyMike said:
and why is it no one else can hit a parking place anymore?

Exactly. The guy could be dressed in a tuxedo, but if he parks that way he's a loser.
And an asshole.

fgarvb1 · Nov 19, 2007

Probably the prison system.

warrior queen · Nov 19, 2007

Ham Murabi said:
As a matter of fact, I saw him pull into the lot and take two parking spaces.

i always use two parking spaces.
stops the other fuckers from hitting my car with their doors.
the paintjob on my car cost over 10k, and i don't need some ignorant shit putting chips in it, tyvm.

JustReadIt · Nov 19, 2007

Sounds like he'll be in the system soon if he hasn't been already. Why doesn't he just tattoo "defendant" on his forehead and get it over with so people know what they are dealing with up front?

Nott · Nov 19, 2007

warrior queen said:
i always use two parking spaces.
stops the other fuckers from hitting my car with their doors.
the paintjob on my car cost over 10k, and i don't need some ignorant shit putting chips in it, tyvm.

I hit those cars intentionally.

JustReadIt · Nov 19, 2007

Nott said:
I hit those cars intentionally.

hehe...nice

Bacetti · Nov 19, 2007

I may have seen this guy the other night at Rite Aid buying a can of Fosters and a half gallon of ice cream. Quite a catch.

and Warrior Queen...your av is frightening.

warrior queen · Nov 19, 2007

Nott said:
I hit those cars intentionally.

have you got 'i'm a dick' tattooed on your arm then?
coz you are, if you do that.

Nott · Nov 19, 2007

warrior queen said:
have you got 'i'm a dick' tattooed on your arm then?
coz you are, if you do that.

No those tats come already installed on morons like you who feel the need to park in two spaces.

warrior queen · Nov 19, 2007

Bacetti said:
and Warrior Queen...your av is frightening.

another win ~grins~

phrodeau · Nov 19, 2007

warrior queen said:
i always use two parking spaces.
stops the other fuckers from hitting my car with their doors.
the paintjob on my car cost over 10k, and i don't need some ignorant shit putting chips in it, tyvm.

Try that in my neighborhood, and your car will get booted or towed.

warrior queen · Nov 19, 2007

phrodeau said:
Try that in my neighborhood, and your car will get booted or towed.

fortunately, i live in a relatively civilized country...
where carparks are privately owned and not subject to the main roads laws.

Javagirl · Nov 19, 2007

I actually saw him buying a 40

I think he was the guy from the other night at the gas station who was buying a 40 and had his little germ babies and baby mama/crank ho hanging off his arm. Sad.

Cheyenne · Nov 19, 2007

Nott said:
I hit those cars intentionally.

I park nice and close to them intentionally.

The Heretic · Nov 19, 2007

warrior queen said:
i always use two parking spaces.
stops the other fuckers from hitting my car with their doors.
the paintjob on my car cost over 10k, and i don't need some ignorant shit putting chips in it, tyvm.

I'll remember that next time I see your car taking up two spaces so I can key it.

Seriously, don't be such an asshole by doing that - if you are worried about your precious paint, then park far away from other people and against a curb or something so you only expose one side of your car. Don't inconvenience other people just because your think your car is better than theirs.

warrior queen · Nov 19, 2007

The Heretic said:
I'll remember that next time I see your car taking up two spaces so I can key it.

Seriously, don't be such an asshole by doing that - if you are worried about your precious paint, then park far away from other people and against a curb or something so you only expose one side of your car. Don't inconvenience other people just because your think your car is better than theirs.

it is better.
and so i do whatever i need to to protect her.
and if that means i inconvenience someone, well that's just tough.

like i've already said... if it weren't for dickheads having no respect for other peoples property, i wouldn't be forced to take these steps.

Nott · Nov 19, 2007

warrior queen said:
it is better.
and so i do whatever i need to to protect her.
and if that means i inconvenience someone, well that's just tough.

like i've already said... if it weren't for dickheads having no respect for other peoples property, i wouldn't be forced to take these steps.

And if it wasn't for entitlementcunts like you, there would be more than enough parking for everyone.

warrior queen · Nov 19, 2007

Nott said:
And if it wasn't for entitlementcunts like you, there would be more than enough parking for everyone.

you're absolutely right.... i'm a cunt.
you're getting observant in your outrage.

The Heretic · Nov 19, 2007

warrior queen said:
it is better.

Unlikely - paint doesn't necessarily make a car better, only prettier, and sometimes not even that.

Regardless, whether your car is better, prettier or whatever, it does not entitle you to inconvenience other people, and others resent such inconsiderate behavior in the same fashion that you resent it when they are inconsiderate too.

Ulaven_Demorte · Nov 19, 2007

I used to keep signs in my car for people that parked too close or took up two spaces and tape them to their windshields.

"Nice job parking asshole,
The next time this note will
be attached to a fucking brick.

Have a nice day."

warrior queen · Nov 19, 2007

The Heretic said:
Unlikely - paint doesn't necessarily make a car better, only prettier, and sometimes not even that.

Regardless, whether your car is better, prettier or whatever, it does not entitle you to inconvenience other people, and others resent such inconsiderate behavior in the same fashion that you resent it when they are inconsiderate too.

i agree... a prettier/better/superior car does not entitle me to be inconsiderate.

what DOES entitle me, is the fact that i couldn't give a rats about inconveniencing anybody else.
i'm a cunt, remember?

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