What if?????

ABSTRUSE

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What if Harry Potter sucked as a wizard? would he work at McDonalds?

What if pigs did fly? would we have to wear hats all day?

What if books were considered illegal? would Lit as we know it be an underground secret society like the Freemasons or the Skull?

What if we didn't win the revolutionary war?

What if cars were never invented?

and worse than that......what if there was never indoor plumbing????????????

~A~questioning the universe

 

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ABSTRUSE

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mrssublime said:

What if there were no orgasms?

Would men (in general) still be arrogant pricks?

Mrs. S/L

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I like YOU!!!!!!!.....lol

 

SeaCat

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If clothes were illegal, would there still be indecent exposure?

If all the laws on the books were nforced, would we be allowed to live?

If telling a lie was illegal, would we have politicians?

If we truly followed the Holy Books teachings, would there be war? (Or much of the other stupidity going on in the world today?)

If idiocy were a sin, would anyone get into Heaven?

 

cantdog

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What if the Hokey Pokey were really what it's all about?

What if Coke really did add life?

What if children really were seen and not heard?

 

Carl East

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What if I made love to all the gorgeous women on this board all at once, would it really be so bad.

Carl

 

gauchecritic

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So what if:

Roy rogers.

Johnathan Livingstone Seagull shat on your head.

Oedipus was a simpleton.

She reads

 

ABSTRUSE

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gauchecritic said:

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She reads

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SensualCealy

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"The world WAS your oyster?" would you eat it? Hmmmm
Cealy

 

ABSTRUSE

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Brittany Spears was on American Idol? would she win?

 

cloudy

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We actually parked on parkways, and drove on driveways?

 

ABSTRUSE

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what if??

Mary Kate was Ashley's parasitic twin?

 

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what if your toes were penis's (would the dildo industry flounder?)

 

ABSTRUSE

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vella_ms said:

what if your toes were penis's (would the dildo industry flounder?)

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Not sure about that, but I'd be a barefoot contortionist!!!!

 

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ABSTRUSE said:

Not sure about that, but I'd be a barefoot contortionist!!!!

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yep.. id be signing up for a new yoga that would be developed:
sensual toe yoga.. how to bend like a pretzle for your most intimate pleasure

 

cheerful_deviant

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vella_ms said:

what if your toes were penis's (would the dildo industry flounder?)

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I don't know but I think I would look for a few more girlfriends. (Sorry, was that a male sexist pig thing to say?)

(It was? Oh, good!)

 

sweetnpetite

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ABSTRUSE said:

and worse than that......what if there was never indoor plumbing????????????

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Or no tampons???

 

cantdog

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Outhouses are the only time my wife ever reports penis envy. That thing is cold in the fall and spring.

And the winter! Lord.

Good to have a handy spigot at a time like that.


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vella_ms said:

what if your toes were penis's (would the dildo industry flounder?)

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There was a porn video called "Edward Penis-hands"....

 

ABSTRUSE

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OMG!!!! what if there were no baked goods??????????

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

sweetnpetite

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Re: what if??

ABSTRUSE said:

Mary Kate was Ashley's parasitic twin?

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What if the whole twin thing was all a hoax- and there was really only one of them???

 

cheerful_deviant

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ABSTRUSE said:

OMG!!!! what if there were no baked goods??????????

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!

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No Toll House Cookies???!!! I'd starve to death!

"Give me gooey half baked cookies, or give me death!" (Is that how that geos?)

LOL

 

ABSTRUSE

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Re: Re: what if??

sweetnpetite said:

What if the whole twin thing was all a hoax- and there was really only one of them???

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It's all done with mirrors!