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P0LL- Ladies, ever masturbate at work? Were you caught?

Ladies, have you ever masturbated at work?

  • NO

    Votes: 5 33.3%

  • YES- but I was NOT caught

    Votes: 5 33.3%

  • YES- and I WAS caught

    Votes: 1 6.7%

  • YES- and I MIGHT have been caught, not sure

    Votes: 2 13.3%

  • YES- and I HOPE to be caught

    Votes: 2 13.3%
  • Total voters
    15
  • Poll closed .
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Assologist

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Anon. P0LL- Ladies, ever masturbate at work? Were you caught?

Hi Ladies of Lit,

(The POLL is anonymous)

Help get us worked up by telling us if you've ever masturbated at work! Give us some visual- the who, what, where, when, and how of it. And if you think you were discovered, expound on it.

Come on--- Lit is anonymous, and we won't dime you out to your boss- unless you want us to. :devil:
 
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Assologist said:
Hi Ladies of Lit,

Help get us worked up by telling us if you've ever masturbated at work! Give us some visual- the who, what, where, when, and how of it. And if you think you were discovered, expound on it.

Come on--- Lit is anonymous, and we won't dime you out to your boss- unless you want us to. :devil:
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so, basically, you're asking as all to provide you with free wank fodder, no reciprocation, like a telephone sex line but without the bill?

I think i'll pass.
 
dolf said:
so, basically, you're asking as all to provide you with free wank fodder, no reciprocation, like a telephone sex line but without the bill?

I think i'll pass.
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Think of it as a fun and interesting opportunity! :)
 
Assologist said:
Think of it as a fun and interesting opportunity! :)
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what's in it for me? how is it fun and interesting for me to tell you? I already know the answer, so it's not interesting to me at all. ''woohoo! a stranger's gonna wank over me!!' ?
 
dolf said:
what's in it for me? how is it fun and interesting for me to tell you? I already know the answer, so it's not interesting to me at all. ''woohoo! a stranger's gonna wank over me!!' ?
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Yes, after you have been wank fodder for most of your life, it gets old...
 
dolf said:
what's in it for me? how is it fun and interesting for me to tell you? I already know the answer, so it's not interesting to me at all. ''woohoo! a stranger's gonna wank over me!!' ?
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You're the sweet, nice, woman they told me about. ;)
 
ok, i'll give it a try... no, I do not flick the bean whilst giving bed baths to terminally ill octogenarians. I must confess, strange as this will sound, I find being at work a rather unattractive and inappropriate place to be getting off.
 
dolf said:
ok, i'll give it a try... no, I do not flick the bean whilst giving bed baths to terminally ill octogenarians. I must confess, strange as this will sound, I find being at work a rather unattractive and inappropriate place to be getting off.
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Totally understandable.
 
serious question: would you walk into a bar and shout, ''ladies, I want a wank. come and tell me some dirty stories!'' ?
 
I think you ladies are being a bit hard on Ass here. I mean, he's asking a normal question. Why WOULDN'T you want to send this guy, Ass, whom you've never met, wank fodder? I mean, you're ladies on the interwebs. You're not claiming to be real people with souls and thoughts of your own are you? You're on a sex forum, surely you're here to get random strangers off, right?
 
Assologist said:
I can just picture you at work, in that little work outfit of yours, with your work footwear, and your work hairdo... Working and all! :p
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and I can just picture you, pudging your chub to dudes pretending to be women on the internet, because you lack the charm to achieve more than that.
 
Assologist said:
I can just picture you at work, in that little work outfit of yours, with your work footwear, and your work hairdo... Working and all! :p
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Hahaha. Women in the workplace. Silly boy. Don't you know she must be a secretary or something? Bringing coffee to the much superior, more capable men. She's there to look pretty and not think too hard.
 
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