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TEN THOUSAND bonus points for being the first to post.
better?
honey, i fucking love you!
)I fucking love you, too, ell.
(fucking fabulous idea, no?? I was inspired by TheBeardedOne.
brilliant idea! I love men with beards
welcome to lit, BeardedOne
I know. I'm that good.
bwahahahahahahaha!!!
In other news......O Bearded One, would you like to take this opportunity to tell us a bit about yourself?
Now's your chance, bubba---take the stage!
Fun, flirting, wild sex...the usual I guess ;-)
pretty much!
are you attached? (may as well get it out there now lol)
pretty much!
are you attached? (may as well get it out there now lol)
lol, you gonna ask about his measurements next?
)also, honey, where the hell do you find all the virgins?
By virgin you mean first time online?Erm....they seem to find their way to me.
first post.
I popped your cherry!!!
do you wanna spoon me and snuggle now?
