MagicaPractica
Alchemist
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- Oct 25, 2004
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bOkay, first . . . crap. Now what?
Listen, relax, you can't be any worse than the last guy.
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bOkay, first . . . crap. Now what?
Well... My wife didn't appreciate that feature...
I'm sorry ma'am, our return policy on used vibrators expires after 30 days.
But it's barely been a month and I already used it 90 times!
Geez, stop beating off.
But it's my blow job day.
I'm a witch!
Ah pole dancing are we?.
You suck first.
The Cure.
Nah, I'm more of a GoGo girl, doll.
Ok, I can get into old asshole-playing.
I'm just looking for some sun - please give me some guidance here!
Relax! Computer dates are still not effective for humans!
<scratching my head> I think...
<sneezing>
Well, they do offer sex in the safe... sort of.
You mean the feller's stuck in you?
But I want to bear kids from him!
Parenthood is a long series of different undertakings, you realize?
I’m telling you – beds shouldn’t be in adult toy stores!
What's wrong with having a public place to try out sex toys before buying?
If Vegas can have cannibal cafes, I don't know why Liz Vegas can't have oral sex cafes.
That's right, Liz - there is more than one way of meeting different people.
If we're going to have a woman's sex cafe, we're going to need men for our customers!
I just juiced my pants imagining the menu: French Specialties; Hot Italians; Spicy Creoles...
It says here South of the Border specialties and Back Side specialties are extra.