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Lancecastor

Lancecastor

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Profile in Buggery: Meet Lit's "SR71PLT"

Who knew we had a Genuine American Hero in our midst?

Meet Lit's own SR71PLT right here in this thread!

Learn how a young homosexual greased all the right military and CIA wheels to became one of the first pilots of the famous mach 3 Blackbird!

Read of his Adventures in International Buggery during the 1960's and 70's while in uniform, defying the ban on cocksucking while handling the stick of the cream of the aviation crop!

Ask how and why a 70 plus year old gay ex top secret cleared Blackbird pilot became the self appointed Master of Gay Erotica right here on Literotica!

General Board.... Meet SR71plt!
 
I guess you'd have preferred a butt plug... Butt no.

Let's get the troops up to speed....Start here with his Lit Profile... Have you ever seen so much bullshit?

http://forum.literotica.com/member.php?u=721539


And maybe you could start by telling us how a gay man got to become a Blackbird pilot....

Were all Habu jockeys fruits?
 
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sr71plt said:
Why, thanks for the plug, Lance (Lance, Lance—what a cute name. Used in gay stories a lot). While we’re at it, let’s give them a comparison of contributing to the bankable product line of Literotica.

sr71plt, the writer:

https://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=721539&page=submissions

Lancecastor, the useless parasitic drone:

https://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=114272&page=submissions
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The Fixation Continues!

#TheFixation
#WhatMattersMost
 
Lancecastor said:
I guess you'd have preferred a butt plug... Butt no.

Let's get the troops up to speed....Start here with his Lit Profile... Have you ever seen so much bullshit?

http://forum.literotica.com/member.php?u=721539


And maybe you could start by telling us how a gay man got to become a Blackbird pilot....

Were all Habu jockeys fruits?
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I can certainly see why you'd want to zip off into irrelevancies to take attention away from your useless parasitic drone status on Literotica. :D

The bankable product of Literotica is its story file. Shall we take another look at my contribution against yours?
 
Well damn, I've been posting here all this time when I could have been reading porn?!?
 
I think your value here on the GB ( where you are not known) would be best served with the kind of backstory info about your journey as a gay airforce pilot.

As a GB Hall of Fame member, you can trust me on this.
 
sr71plt said:
Yeah, sort of shows all of the waste and emptiness you've invested, doesn't it? :D
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I've been well compensated for my time, so it matters little.

Curiously, what did you earn for your free submissions?
 
I think they should have a cock-off. First one to make the other one cum wins.
 
Riles said:
I've been well compensated for my time, so it matters little.

Curiously, what did you earn for your free submissions?
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My submissions here come after they've been in the marketplace. So, they've already made money (several pen names, the main one of which is habu. You can look them up on your own, and/or you can scroll down the books by members sticky thread on top of the Authors Hangout).

You asked. :)

And while you were being compensated, what did you add to the ability of this Web site to continue supporting your wheelspin yammer?

(Sometimes like shooting fish in a barrel.)
 
I dont think you should describe your air force career as a Blackbird pilot as an "irrelevancy", by the way.

With only 32 blackbirds built, you belonged to an elite group.

As a homosexual blackbird pilot... Well, that would be very rare.

Some would say... Impossible!

So, start with the truth!
 
I could (and have), but the topic here, which you obviously don't want to discuss, is contributing to the product of this Web site--or alternately (you and much of the GB) just being a parasitic drone. :D

The story file here, the Web site's product, speaks for itself. I've even provided links. I suppose I could provide a link for each of the regular GBers who weighs in on this thread. Any guesses on what we'd discover about most of them?

We could go on, but you're just spinning wheels in place and avoiding the issue--and I can well understand why you would.

And do remember that you started this.
 
Jelly said:
A hardon collision?

Yaaassss!
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Have you read anything by our Featured Professional Author?

I read part of one i selected at random.

He's no Busybody in terms of comprehension, grammar or syntax.

But there's lots of gay anal in hot tubs.

Call Pull-itzer!
 
Lancecastor said:
Have you read anything by our Featured Professional Author?

I read part of one i selected at random.

He's no Busybody in terms of comprehension, grammar or syntax.

But there's lots of gay anal in hot tubs.

Call Pull-itzer!
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No one over 70 should not be allowed in a hot tub. Too much risk of anal leakage and the likes.
 
sr71plt said:
My submissions here come after they've been in the marketplace. So, they've already made money (several pen names, the main one of which is habu. You can look them up on your own, and/or you can scroll down the books by members sticky thread on top of the Authors Hangout).

You asked. :)

And while you were being compensated, what did you add to the ability of this Web site to continue supporting your wheelspin yammer?

(Sometimes like shooting fish in a barrel.)
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What an odd business strategy you have. But good for you if it makes you happy.

Oh...and I added tits. You're welcome world.
 
rimmy said:
No one over 70 should not be allowed in a hot tub. Too much risk of anal leakage and the likes.
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You know me, i like to believe our many retired Military Heros on the GB.

But i am starting to think this old fruit might not have been a Blackbird pilot after all.
 
Lancecastor said:
You know me, i like to believe our many retired Military Heros on the GB.

But i am starting to think this old fruit might not have been a Blackbird pilot after all.
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I'm sensing a poll coming (or in his case, a pole cumming)

Favourite Lit ex military.

Get on it lance.
 
sr71plt said:
Why on earth do you see the need to post this here? What does this have to do with erotica?
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sr71plt said:
I must admit I kept reading through this to see where the erotica started--and didn't find it. Glad the feedback was excellent though.
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Congratulations on making yourself the biggest asshole in all of Lit.

Nobody does it as well as you do.


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Who was that other old douche that used to come here and brag about his self-published novels?

That blind guy that liked little girls.
 
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