Tio_Narratore
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- Dec 2, 2008
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Okay, but don't do anything *weird* with her.
No problem. Her tinder message said "no limits."
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Okay, but don't do anything *weird* with her.
Why is it so hot outside?
Global Warming.
I think the preferred term is "please be quiet" It's about respect.
So you won't know who I am. Is it working?Why are you wearing pantyhose over your head, Hypoxia?
Im gonna kill anyone I see wearing pantyhose!
I'm in, let's garrote em!
Get into her. Oonagh never wears panties. Whee!
Your parents neglected you as a child, eh? Sad. What's your revenge?I'm such an attention whore!
Your parents reected you as a child, eh? Sad. What was your revenge?
At least your parents inspired you to explore your anarchistic side.
No government is good, there all corrupt liars.
My reign will be different! I promise terror unlike any seen before!
Well, as a beast, you're horned.
Be calm, don't shoot.
Do this unnaturally, or we're not gonna do this!
I tried. They sent it back. Said it was underdone. So I cooked it longer and added psychedelics. Worked like a charm, heh heh.Take it to the fetishists and taboo-breakers, then!
I just added pyrotechnics. Worked like a charm, heh heh.
Yes, the hired help ARE a constant problem, aren't they? Try CraigsList. Don't forget to mention the required kinks.Baby! You turned the housekeeping staff upside-down! Where am I supposed to find a decent butler now?!
Yes, the hired help ARE constantly groveling, aren't they? Just give them a few kicks.
Back in the day, you could sell them into slavery. I doubt you can even rent them out now. Change isn't always for the better.So I called the kids and pets to a meeting and broke the news that, with the financial downturn, I'd have to let some of them go.
Check your Internet privacy, old man! I just found you doing an obscene dance clip on YouTube.
I am a dirty old man, and I've caught the clap.
I told you, strip and do the rounds! It's the only way to get a good glisten.
You're the new PR officer for Drumpf. Good luck.