MagicaPractica
Alchemist
- Joined
- Oct 25, 2004
- Posts
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Be careful messing around with the cat, he's flatulent.
*turning green* Now you tell me! That wasn't cat nip you fed him, was it?
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Be careful messing around with the cat, he's flatulent.
Your method of birth control leaves a bit to be desired. Try a leech.It was prophylactic! Like a clean broom!
Your method of clown control leaves a bit to be desired. Blech.
Look, I didn't veto him. I swear!
So depilate your head and get a full-scalp tattoo of a spiderweb or something.Fuck yes, I'm sorry! That sickness turned me into a natural blonde and now phones never stop ringing. I need a hood.
Tattoos will fill your blood with spiders or something.
You didn't read the small print. I'll have to roll around in walnut pollen first. That's messy and I'm allergic.I'm pretty sure the study said Paraguayan migrants will paw and slobber all over your sultry body.
You didn't read the fine print. This meal cost you $800, not $80.
That's ridiculous, I won't cave.
Join the resistance.
What type of compensation do you offer?
Sex is its own reward.
I agree there should be a red light free district in every city.
If evil is so bad then why is it so fun?
The last time you peed on me it stank, please drink more water!"
Sorry I'm allergic to coconut water, no dice!
That sounds… sick. You'd better come wet the bed and get me warmer.
That sounds...slicker.
Sorry, but WHAT is going thru your mind right now??!!
Seriously? You bought me a hobbit outfit? WTF is a hobbit anyways?
You didn't fuck me
I didn't think you thought of me that way, Liz
I feel so hot and bothered.
So needy today, I am