Happy Thanksgiving! Just curious. Are there any terrorists here?

SusanJillParker · Nov 23, 2015

Just curious, are there any terrorists out there?

If there are, I wonder if they read Literotica? What do you think?

"Akmed, SusanJillParker wants to know if we read erotica."

"I'd like to do her," said Abdula, "before cutting off the infidel's head."

Just wondering, are there any Pilgrims out there? Indians, that is, those who don't own a casino? Who here doesn't celebrate Thanksgiving? Anyone?

For those of you who do celebrate Thanksgiving, who isn't having turkey?

I bought a small bird for just the two of us, Hannah, the elderly woman I care for as her healthcare worker, and myself.

I went to New York once with my ex to watch the Macy's Day parade. We watched it come down Broadway from the 20th floor of our hotel, eye level with some of the floats.

What surprised me is that the parade is only 1 hour long. That's it. Seriously. The parade is just an hour. Imagine that. When we watch the parade on TV, it's 3 hours long.

The rest of the televised broadcast is background, flashing back and forth on the parade, and...commercials.

"Unbelievable."

I was shocked when the parade was over after an hour. I thought something happened.

NOIRTRASH · Nov 24, 2015

New York Strip, here. With baked potato, asparagus, and a premium apple pie a local restaurant sells.

A turkey breast is in the freezer for Christmas.

SusanJillParker · Nov 24, 2015

NOIRTRASH said:
New York Strip, here. With baked potato, asparagus, and a premium apple pie a local restaurant sells.

A turkey breast is in the freezer for Christmas.

What? No cranberry sauce, sweet potato, and pumpkin pie?

At the very least, you should be having corn too, ala the American Indians. What kind of Pilgrim are you?

SusanJillParker · Nov 24, 2015

Being that I don't have much of a life, I'm easily entertained.

One of the things that I enjoy doing the day before Thanksgiving is watching people buying frozen turkeys while thinking they'll be serving that bird tomorrow (lol).

The other thing I enjoy doing is watching people pull up to the supermarket door on Thanksgiving Day because the forgot something.

"Hello? Is there anyone in there? Hello? The door is lock."

The same thing happens with the liquor store.

"Hello? I need to buy some wine. Hello?"

I guess they didn't get the memo that stores are closed for Thanksgiving...except for Wal-Mart (lol) which opens after Thanksgiving for a jump start on Black Friday.

God help us all (lol).

GoldenCojones · Nov 25, 2015

SusanJillParker said:
The other thing I enjoy doing is watching people pull up to the supermarket door on Thanksgiving Day because the forgot something.

"Hello? Is there anyone in there? Hello? The door is lock."

Just where in the hell do you live? I live in the exact middle of nowhere and I can still see extremely obese women in thongs 24 / 7 at the local Hellmart here. Even on Thanksgiving.

sr71plt · Nov 25, 2015

GoldenCojones said:
Just where in the hell do you live?

It seems quite obvious that Susan/Freddie lives in LaLaLand.

ElectricBlue · Nov 25, 2015

SusanJillParker said:
Just curious, are there any terrorists out there?

If there are, I wonder if they read Literotica? What do you think?

Given what happened in Paris recently, this is exceptionally poor taste.

Do you trivialize everything like this?

Please, have some respect for the innocent and the dead.

SusanJillParker · Nov 25, 2015

electricblue66 said:
Given what happened in Paris recently, this is exceptionally poor taste.

Do you trivialize everything like this?

Please, have some respect for the innocent and the dead.

"MONEY"

All of this shit with weapons of mass destruction, Iraq, Afghanistan, terrorists, and terrorism is all about MONEY.

Not for you and not for me but a select few old, Caucasian men are making enormous amounts of money on the "War on Terrorism."

My ass.

They knew where Osama Bin Laden was. His family lived in a 2 million dollar condominium in Charlestown Massachusetts.

When the Twin Towers fell, instead of holding his family, arresting his family, questioning his family, waterboarding his family, and/or interrogating his family, our government moved them to Qatar.

"What? Are you kidding me? Why?"

Then, we're all supposed to believe the movie they made killing him and dumping him at sea at the stroke of midnight.

"Ha!"

You, me, and everyone else is collateral damage on the "War on Terror," just so a select few can make more MONEY.

If you want to throw your shoe at anyone, throw your show at our so called "public servants," who enter public service rich and leave wealthy.

Give me break. Don't believe everything you read.

Nathan_Brazil · Nov 25, 2015

SusanJillParker said:
"MONEY"

All of this shit with weapons of mass destruction, Iraq, Afghanistan, terrorists, and terrorism is all about MONEY.

Not for you and not for me but a select few old, Caucasian men are making enormous amounts of money on the "War on Terrorism."

My ass.

They knew where Osama Bin Laden was. His family lived in a 2 million dollar condominium in Charlestown Massachusetts.

When the Twin Towers fell, instead of holding his family, arresting his family, questioning his family, waterboarding his family, and/or interrogating his family, our government moved them to Qatar.

"What? Are you kidding me? Why?"

Then, we're all supposed to believe the movie they made killing him and dumping him at sea at the stroke of midnight.

"Ha!"

You, me, and everyone else is collateral damage on the "War on Terror," just so a select few can make more MONEY.

If you want to throw your shoe at anyone, throw your show at our so called "public servants," who enter public service rich and leave wealthy.

Give me break. Don't believe everything you read.

This post was amazingly succinct.

You might want to check your make up, your persona just slipped.

SusanJillParker · Nov 25, 2015

Nathan_Brazil said:
This post was amazingly succinct.

You might want to check your make up, your persona just slipped.

Why? Aren't women allowed to have opinions?

Moreover, I don't have a persona. I write under my real name, SusanJillParker.

Zeb_Carter · Nov 25, 2015

Yes.

Nathan_Brazil · Nov 25, 2015

SusanJillParker said:
Why? Aren't women allowed to have opinions?

Moreover, I don't have a persona. I write under my real name, SusanJillParker.

Yes I know... But normally you play the flibbertigibbet role.

SusanJillParker · Nov 25, 2015

If you've read any of my more than 1,600 stories, you'd know that I'm no dumb blonde. I just pretend to be.

"Pardon? You want me to jump up and down in place? I don't know why you'd want me to jump up and down in place but okay."

With her big breasts keeping time to her movements, Susan jumped up and down in place.

Nathan_Brazil · Nov 25, 2015

SusanJillParker said:
If you've read any of my more than 1,600 stories, you'd know that I'm no dumb blonde. I just pretend to be.

"Pardon? You want me to jump up and down in place? I don't know why you'd want me to jump up and down in place but okay."

With her big breasts keeping time to her movements, Susan jumped up and down in place.

Like I said... Your persona slipped

Zeb_Carter · Nov 25, 2015

Nathan_Brazil said:
Like I said... Your persona slipped

Yeah, it's pretty hard to keep up the girl from Boston when you're really the guy from Natick.

sexnovella · Nov 27, 2015

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