The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

hugo_sam · Nov 16, 2005

Still here as always
I'll just get comfy in 'my' chair
Always good to see all you wonderful, sexy and sensual prople
And those wonderful AV's

Just sorry to see you here!!
SSDD
Best wishes for a change of status to you all...
*hugs*

hugo

eric shawn listo · Nov 16, 2005

So unlaid the carpet's gloating.

Having disturbing dreams about someone I shouldn't tho....

sophia jane · Nov 16, 2005

eric shawn listo said:
So unlaid the carpet's gloating.

Having disturbing dreams about someone I shouldn't tho....

Disturbing how?

eric shawn listo · Nov 16, 2005

sophia jane said:
Disturbing how?

Forbidden fruit.

sophia jane · Nov 16, 2005

eric shawn listo said:
Forbidden fruit.

How is that disturbing?

eric shawn listo · Nov 16, 2005

sophia jane said:
How is that disturbing?

Oh ok, disconcerting....

sophia jane · Nov 16, 2005

eric shawn listo said:
Oh ok, disconcerting....

Okay. If you say so.

eric shawn listo · Nov 16, 2005

sophia jane said:
Okay. If you say so.

Have i told you how lovely you are today?

sophia jane · Nov 16, 2005

eric shawn listo said:
Have i told you how lovely you are today?

I think the word you used was "beautiful."

eric shawn listo · Nov 16, 2005

sophia jane said:
I think the word you used was "beautiful."

I got out my thesaurus.

sophia jane · Nov 16, 2005

eric shawn listo said:
I got out my thesaurus.

Ooooh. I love a good thesaurus.

eric shawn listo · Nov 16, 2005

sophia jane said:
Ooooh. I love a good thesaurus.

mine is really thick

sophia jane · Nov 16, 2005

eric shawn listo said:
mine is really thick

Is it long, too?

eric shawn listo · Nov 16, 2005

sophia jane said:
Is it long, too?

Yep. It's a hardback.

sophia jane · Nov 16, 2005

eric shawn listo said:
Yep. It's a hardback.

Good to know.

eric shawn listo · Nov 16, 2005

sophia jane said:
Good to know.

The pages are well worn though.

sophia jane · Nov 16, 2005

eric shawn listo said:
The pages are well worn though.

Does that mean they're limp?

eric shawn listo · Nov 16, 2005

sophia jane said:
Does that mean they're limp?

No. just experienced.

Guest · Nov 16, 2005

But I hear the binding is falling apart.

eric shawn listo · Nov 16, 2005

Ted-E-Bare said:
But I hear the binding is falling apart.

And some of the pages are dog-eared.

But it still works.

logophile · Nov 16, 2005

Did I mention that I'm unlaid?
Just checking.

Guest · Nov 16, 2005

logophile said:
Did I mention that I'm unlaid?
Just checking.

I'm unlaid, underpaid, and in dire need of horny French maid.

CrimsonMaiden · Nov 16, 2005

Ted-E-Bare said:
I'm unlaid, underpaid, and in dire need of horny French maid.

I won't clean your house, but I'll dress up in the costume.

Not laid today or yesterday or ... you get the drift. Have high hopes for Friday though.

lil_elvis · Nov 16, 2005

CrimsonMaiden said:
I won't clean your house, but I'll dress up in the costume.

Not laid today or yesterday or ... you get the drift. Have high hopes for Friday though.

That makes 2 of us. Workin from home Friday.....none of the kids better get sick if they know what's good for 'em.

CrimsonMaiden · Nov 16, 2005

lil_elvis said:
That makes 2 of us. Workin from home Friday.....none of the kids better get sick if they know what's good for 'em.

LOL, amen to that.

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