Hypoxia
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It's the black holes you don't notice that will get you into trouble.Sounds like a planet, or at least a moon. I have no intention of vanishing in interstellar space again.
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It's the black holes you don't notice that will get you into trouble.Sounds like a planet, or at least a moon. I have no intention of vanishing in interstellar space again.
If thy ass offends thee, pluck it out. Otherwise just clump along. But quietly.Beware the potheads you don't share with. They get mean.
Meanwhile, I couldn't find my ass, so we're in for a bumpy ride.
If thy ass offends thee, kick him out. Otherwise just clump along quietly.
Did you add stuffing, or weren't they empty?I'm frying frogs. Some amphibians are greasier than others.
Did you add something, it never used to taste like this?
Maybe if you took the dog out for walks more often?I do like him, but I still can't sit where he pees.
I tried that but javelinas chased me off-route and I ended up crawling through Brewery Gulch in the dark.Maybe if you ran the Bisbee 1000-Stair footrace route more often? That should cure your shyness.
But then a yeti attack will surely overwhelm you. Do you have enough Nepalese bodyguards? Do they share their hashish?For our next Himalayan trek, I'm taking beer, lots and lots of beer.
The number of people displaced by wild fires will surely overwhelm you. Do you have room enough for three Napa Valley wine stewards? Could you spare them some hash and eggs?
I've always like my beefsteaks well-aged. Did you stock up on Worcestershire sauce and Hadacol?Problems? What problems? We've got two extra tombs, though one currently is full of meat.
I've always wanted to cook steak like Bobby Flay
I'm more interested in wolfmen, but thank you for the offer.
These are very political bovines. "Sister power" runs rampant throughout the herd. Stress them at your own risk. Great Leader.I've never herd of a dairy in opposition to my leadership.
Sorry, they were cold.Great. Another thing to avoid for those of us that have lactose intolerance. Keep your nipples out of my cup of tea, please.
Don't forget the wife-sharing, blubber-munching, and incredible fashion sense.It's the old igloo story, as told by polar bears. Crunchy on the outside, gooey and chewy on the inside.
Let it go! Let it go!
Go, go . . . have yourself a merry little Christmas. Don't worry about me.
Really, salad is an ecxellent delivery system for bleu cheese. Where's the bible?
Santa? Santa!Sorry, I'm busy. It's Christmas Eve, you know. Ho, ho, ho!
Daddy? Daddy!
"You must change the path you are on!" It was Christmas Eve. It was the ghost of Christmas past. Or was it future?
Or bad snogging?
It just gets better every time we tell ourselves the story.
I've got the time if you've got the alcohol.
Everyone has food issues now. We might as well eat topsoil. Here, have some stone soup. Don't mind the lichen."That was a surprise! A gluten-free vegetarian Christmas Dinner! Some sort of miracle, or what?"