PhallusOperandi
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Dec 13, 2014
- Posts
- 133
Your Humble Host
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* Exacting: Tired of being given a vague, meandering description of what to do with that dildo in your hand? Trade in those tears of boredom for a sense of relief at finally getting to feast your eyes on a rigorous regimen fit for German engineering. (Tears from physical exhaustion and throat tenderizing come gratis.)
* Enlightening: Struggling with some complicated problem, deep-seated psychological damage, or intractable feeling of ennui? I can mansplain, psychoanalyze, and free-associate with the best of them, and I’m considerably less expensive than therapy, drugs, or a remote control vibrator. (Invest in that last one.)
* Clever: Mindless rejoinders making you lose your mind? Wiggle my way for a bout of tete-a-tete that spans the gamut from inspired pun-ishment to perspicacious pronouncements about the human condition (including but by no means limited to what that mouth do).
The Tantalizing Tart Thumbing Through This
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* Effusive Gushing: Can you ramble at length about cryptography, Charlemagne, or communism? Find it difficult to stop pontificating about proofs, porcelain, or the Piraha? Part your lips, and I promise not to push my cock between them until you least expect the intrusion. (Note the running theme here.)
* Character: In Pulp Fiction, Winston Wolff berates his young girlfriend by saying, “Just because you are a character doesn’t mean that you have character.” While genuine principles are great, I’m much more interested in finding women with personalities that drip with superlatives as often as their cunts.
* Orgasms: You having them while we’re talking; you not having them because I forbade it; you having them at some other time I specify, while struggling not to eject your butt plug or alert your roommate/husband/co-worker/best friend.
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* Exacting: Tired of being given a vague, meandering description of what to do with that dildo in your hand? Trade in those tears of boredom for a sense of relief at finally getting to feast your eyes on a rigorous regimen fit for German engineering. (Tears from physical exhaustion and throat tenderizing come gratis.)
* Enlightening: Struggling with some complicated problem, deep-seated psychological damage, or intractable feeling of ennui? I can mansplain, psychoanalyze, and free-associate with the best of them, and I’m considerably less expensive than therapy, drugs, or a remote control vibrator. (Invest in that last one.)
* Clever: Mindless rejoinders making you lose your mind? Wiggle my way for a bout of tete-a-tete that spans the gamut from inspired pun-ishment to perspicacious pronouncements about the human condition (including but by no means limited to what that mouth do).
The Tantalizing Tart Thumbing Through This
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* Effusive Gushing: Can you ramble at length about cryptography, Charlemagne, or communism? Find it difficult to stop pontificating about proofs, porcelain, or the Piraha? Part your lips, and I promise not to push my cock between them until you least expect the intrusion. (Note the running theme here.)
* Character: In Pulp Fiction, Winston Wolff berates his young girlfriend by saying, “Just because you are a character doesn’t mean that you have character.” While genuine principles are great, I’m much more interested in finding women with personalities that drip with superlatives as often as their cunts.
* Orgasms: You having them while we’re talking; you not having them because I forbade it; you having them at some other time I specify, while struggling not to eject your butt plug or alert your roommate/husband/co-worker/best friend.
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Inquire within, that you may enter my inbox and I, your box.
