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How many Farfels would a hearer hear if a hearer could hear Farfels?
Sorry, Chocolate in my head.
Nestlé's makes the very best!
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How many Farfels would a hearer hear if a hearer could hear Farfels?
Sorry, Chocolate in my head.
Well, Nestle makes a helluva lot of other things these days but I'm not sure it's "the best" anymore.Nestlé's makes the very best! Chooooooooc-late!
You won't chain it to me, I hope. I left my jesus feet in the locker.Let's go on a voyage of discovery! Here, take this anchor.
You won't chain me to it, I hope. I left my skeleton key in the locker.
Hey, I'm sorry! How was I to know he was your cousin?I was planning on having you flayed alive, then salted.
Hey, I'm horny! How was I to know he was my cousin?
Well, I bet we can. There's better soundproofing, invite the to join in or . . .You just can't stop the neighbors from complaining about the noise.
Thanks for the wisdom, Ben. Flown any kites lately?If we don't hang together, we'll certainly hang separately.
Thanks, Ben. Go fly a kite, eh?
Should I use the Thanksgiving turkey electric carving knife I won on eBay? Or do rescue scissors work better? I've amputated fingers with those.That's how you skin a sheep, pilgrim!
Should I amputate my fingers with the scissors or the electric carving knife?
Sure, I do whole bands by myself if they're cute. Just not nerds with fake lightsabers.
Really; is that the truck? The one where people are queuing up?
Yup. They only take the first twenty of us too, so hurry. It's not great work, but they pay us nothing at the end of the day.
The drummer always loses out, that's why Steven Tyler moved to lead vocals.
If only his predecessor hadn't given a three-hour inaugural speech in freezing rain. Those Whigs never did have a lick of sense. Pass the biscuits, please.John Tyler . . . meh. I just don't get the "Whig" craze. Never did.
If only his predecessor hadn't given a three-hour speech praising himself in freezing rain. Those Tiggers never did have a lick of sense. Pass the biscuits, please.
That's one of the disadvantages of being well-hung; unless you get the right angle, it's quite uncomfortable for the girl.
Tastes just like chicken.
You should switch to dry kibble.But it was just like what I read on the dogfood labels; she shook, wiggled, bucked and grunted, a glint in her eyes, and in the end, she relaxed…
When the kids misbehave, I just rope them to a washing machine. I always put them in a pillowcase first. Quiets them right down.
If they want to learn how to bumble, I'll take them to a professional!
They continue injecting mind enhancers, so yes. I can only hope their brains leak out their ears.Afraid they will become smarter than you, aren’t you?
They will continue eating detergent pods, so no. I can only imagine one day their brains will simply flee out their ears in self defense.
Be careful, messing around with minor deities. Especially when they're flatulent. Holy gas can be a terrible thing.I sat at the new ultracomputer's terminal and keyed in my question: IS THERE A GOD?
The system's WORKING light pulsed briefly and then came the reply: THERE IS NOW.
I kicked the power plug from the wall. As the sytem's lights faded, a last string appeared onscreen: FORGIVE THEM, THEY KNOW NOT WHAT...