_Lynn_
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2006
- Posts
- 49,380
Wish I could say the same thing.
The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread
- Thread starter carsonshepherd
- Start date
- Status
Wish I could say the same thing.
kendo1
Coinneach Odhar Fiosaiche
- Joined
- Feb 26, 2005
- Posts
- 9,383
_Lynn_
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2006
- Posts
- 49,380
You did, you just quoted him.
Evening, Lynn.
Smartass. Evening Ken.
Let me rephrase that then.
. . . having all these hormones and nowhere to put them has not been beneficial to my writing!
Austin8
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 15, 2009
- Posts
- 12,779
Smartass. Evening Ken.
Let me rephrase that then.
. . . having all these hormones and nowhere to put them has not been beneficial to my writing!
( Austin gets the water hose going...)
kendo1
Coinneach Odhar Fiosaiche
- Joined
- Feb 26, 2005
- Posts
- 9,383
Austin8
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 15, 2009
- Posts
- 12,779
_Lynn_
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2006
- Posts
- 49,380
For you, or her?
For all of us ken!
Into kinky sex with hoses and water, are you?
Austin8
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 15, 2009
- Posts
- 12,779
_Lynn_
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2006
- Posts
- 49,380
Austin8
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 15, 2009
- Posts
- 12,779
I like that Lynn
_Lynn_
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2006
- Posts
- 49,380
Austin8
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 15, 2009
- Posts
- 12,779
I haven't had any complaints yet.
holds the hose, while Lynn prances around getting wet..
_Lynn_
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2006
- Posts
- 49,380
holds the hose, while Lynn prances around getting wet..
Hold the hose, I have to go get groceries . . .
Back in a while.
Austin8
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 15, 2009
- Posts
- 12,779
holds the hose, with look of disbeliefHold the hose, I have to go get groceries . . .
Back in a while.
Austin8
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 15, 2009
- Posts
- 12,779
*massages Lynn*
I don't have my glasses on
Hey thats not Lynn Ken!( handing over his glasses) she left, went to the grocery store
kendo1
Coinneach Odhar Fiosaiche
- Joined
- Feb 26, 2005
- Posts
- 9,383
Austin8
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 15, 2009
- Posts
- 12,779
PrincessErin
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jan 19, 2008
- Posts
- 1,351
.....
Last edited:
Austin8
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 15, 2009
- Posts
- 12,779
_Lynn_
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2006
- Posts
- 49,380
You take your post and go *delete delete delete* and walk away with a big grin cause you got laid today and we didn't.
Austin8
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 15, 2009
- Posts
- 12,779
Ahhhhh, shit! I totally missed it! *dumb-ass* stamped on my forhead
Lady Reiha
Rating: S̴̟͔͇̩̳͉
- Joined
- Mar 6, 2006
- Posts
- 34,882
v.v I'm back on here again. *Le Sigh*
Austin8
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 15, 2009
- Posts
- 12,779
Ahhh... It'll get better.
CWatson
Not in a band.
- Joined
- Jul 4, 2003
- Posts
- 1,653
If you post and don't qualify, then you have to, umm. Hmm. I dunno. But you have to do something. You could offer to seduce a fellow thread member, but, that might be pushing it. Write a new story, maybe? That's more realistic.
Yes, that's what happens if you post if you don't qualify. Yes.
("That's the rules that I've just made up. ...And I'm backing it up with this gun, which was lent from the National Rifle Association.")
Yes, that's what happens if you post if you don't qualify. Yes.
("That's the rules that I've just made up. ...And I'm backing it up with this gun, which was lent from the National Rifle Association.")
- Status
Similar threads
