Have you ever_____?

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HYE wished you could reply high school/college all over again with the understanding of the opposite sex you have now?
OH GOD YES!! I would have fucked or tried to fuck girls in high school I hadn't tried for and I would have skipped fucking women in college whom I did.

HYE fucked friends in succession? (And I'll set the bar here by saying that four of my partners in a row were friends from the same clique! And I'm not macho. It just happened.)
 
OH GOD YES!! I would have fucked or tried to fuck girls in high school I hadn't tried for and I would have skipped fucking women in college whom I did.

HYE fucked friends in succession? (And I'll set the bar here by saying that four of my partners in a row were friends from the same clique! And I'm not macho. It just happened.)


Haa haa out of sequence but this one is so funny I'll reply.

Yes, I was the friendly fuck buddy for a group of four friends. And was in the room when it dawned on them that I had been naked with all of them. A bit awkward but led to some more fun times. The constant comparison questions "what was she like", "what does she do", "I never thought she was your type" was tiring for a few weeks though.

HYE slept with someone that only pursued you because of something their friend told them about your love making?
 
HYE "vacationed" near a college to see if you could still fit in?
No, don't have to do so. I deliver packages all over the University of Oregon campus every day and see these young things and know I won't fit in. :(

HYE been talking to a college hottie about mundane matters and say something off handed so sexually kinky their view of you was changed permanently?
Oh yeah. Once, while getting a signature for a package, I pointed out that I didn't know the names of the two woman I say about three or four times a week because we only ask for first initials. I made the comment, "For example, you are just "T" and "A" to me..."

I instantly turned red and tried to apologize. Only "T" caught me and laughed. "A" neither caught it nor understood it ... but wouldn't you know, "T" explained it to her afterwards, and from that point forward, "A" always looked at me like I was trying to undress her with my eyes.

HYE said something -- sexual or not, intentionally or not -- in front of a relative that made them think you wanted to do something inappropriate with either them or another family member?
 
HYE slept with someone that only pursued you because of something their friend told them about your love making?

Yes. In the navy, I dated a girl long distance who was constantly talking to her girlfriend about me. Ironically, when I came home, I ended up dating the friend off and on for about 2 years. She was much better in bed, and told me I was even better than her friend said she was. That's kind of an ego boost, isn't it?


(again, I'm not posting a HYE because I just saw one go up on my instant notification.)
 
Oh, I was wrong.

HYE been caught masturbating by someone you were having sex with OR one day after that had sex with?
 
yeah.. oops.. he "caught" me!

HYE taken your friend's cell phone and intentionally misplaced it?

No!! That's just mean! (I did, however, look through the texts and contact list of a sexual rival once though.)

HYE "stolen" a sexual rival's partner, then thrown that person away once you were done causing the harm. :devil:
 
No!! That's just mean! (I did, however, look through the texts and contact list of a sexual rival once though.)

HYE "stolen" a sexual rival's partner, then thrown that person away once you were done causing the harm. :devil:


I feel out of sorts today.. What is a sexual rival and how do I determine if I have one?

HYE felt too vanilla to be here?
 
No

HYE been with someone of the same sex ?

Sort of. It was youthful (and for the Moderators, I will say 18 year old youthful) experimentation, and we didn't really do much beside heavy petting and kissing, although at one point -- the last time -- I did put his penis in my mouth. We were both naive, so it wasn't like I knew what a blow job actually was.

HYE experienced orgasm with a person of the same sex?
 
HYE felt too vanilla to be here?

Haa haa had to reply to this one.
Daily, but it is fun discovering things and mulling them over in my head the way I roll the last ice cube in a glass around my tongue.

HYE experienced orgasm with a person of the same sex?

No

HYE tried to experience an orgasm with someone of the same sex, wanted it, but just couldn't get there?
 
I feel out of sorts today.. What is a sexual rival and how do I determine if I have one?

HYE felt too vanilla to be here?
In the context that I used it, a sexual rival would be someone who's getting some from someone you want to get it from OR someone who's getting more than you and simply making you envious, thus pushing you to try to outdo them ... with their own lover.

As far as too vanilla ... I reached my sexual period in the late 70s, so no ... I'm not too vanilla to be here. :D

HYE wanted a married person just for sex?
Yes, my neighbor's wives. His first wife was young and sexy; his second was older and flirted with me a lot. My dick never had either of them but my mind and hand did ... often.

Oh yes. Does that make me a bad person? :devil:

HYE deliberately flirted with a married person, just to get them all worked up?
yes, often. I'm 50 and still single, by circumstance and choice, so I am around a lot of married women, many of whom I would fuck in a heart beat.


HYE been asked someone to watch porn with you who WASN'T then a sexual partner or for certain a sexual partner to be.
 
No. Not much of a porn watcher. (That isn't a judgement - I think in the first couple years following the invention of the internet I saw all the possible porn there was, and now it has little interest.)

HYE blown the deal (missed the opportunity) to have sex with someone by asking them to watch porn with you?
 
HYE blown the deal (missed the opportunity) to have sex with someone by asking them to watch porn with you?
No, I have to admit that the only persons I ever watched porn with were two girlfriends -- separate times -- who asked ME to watch.

HYE video taped yourself masturbating...

And second question if you have...

HYE considered posting it somewhere for others to "enjoy"?
 
HYE video taped yourself masturbating...

And second question if you have...

HYE considered posting it somewhere for others to "enjoy"?

No. Not something I ever thought about until recently, but the idea is growing on me.

HYE recorded yourself masturbating, then listening to it the next day started laughing because it just sounded so silly to you?
 
No. Not something I ever thought about until recently, but the idea is growing on me.

HYE recorded yourself masturbating, then listening to it the next day started laughing because it just sounded so silly to you?

Oh yeah. I still have the recordings, one audio, one digital.

Okay, let's get nasty...

HYE tasted your own "fluids".

And if you prefer not to answer that question...

HYE wanted to (without committing an answer to whether or not you did)?
 
Oh yeah. I still have the recordings, one audio, one digital.

Okay, let's get nasty...

HYE tasted your own "fluids".

And if you prefer not to answer that question...

HYE wanted to (without committing an answer to whether or not you did)?

Yes (I mean who hasn't when they were a teenager?)

HYE been *"Fluid Bombed" by a partner, and did you enjoy it?

*Fluid Bombing -- The surreptitious insertion of your own bodily fluids by a partner into your mouth. Preferably by tongue. :devil:
 
Oh yeah. I still have the recordings, one audio, one digital.

Okay, let's get nasty...

HYE tasted your own "fluids".

And if you prefer not to answer that question...

HYE wanted to (without committing an answer to whether or not you did)?

Of course I have...nothing nasty about it...off my own fingers, from faces and cocks...hasn't evefrybody?

HYE tasted someone elses fluids on your SO?
 
Yes (I mean who hasn't when they were a teenager?)

HYE been *"Fluid Bombed" by a partner, and did you enjoy it?

*Fluid Bombing -- The surreptitious insertion of your own bodily fluids by a partner into your mouth. Preferably by tongue. :devil:
Yes, by the woman who gave me my first truly enjoyable blow job. It was totally unexpected, and the only reason I wasn't turned off by it was I was so high on what she'd just done to me that I probably would have let her do anything to, with, or for me.

HYE rushed a person to fuck you because the oral sex they were performing was so horrible?
 
Of course I have...nothing nasty about it...off my own fingers, from faces and cocks...hasn't evefrybody?

HYE tasted someone elses fluids on your SO?

Yes.
Wasn't into it at first but it became the highlight of the evening

Yes, by the woman who gave me my first truly enjoyable blow job. It was totally unexpected, and the only reason I wasn't turned off by it was I was so high on what she'd just done to me that I probably would have let her do anything to, with, or for me.

Exactly. One of those sexual "Eureka!" moments out of the blue.

HYE rushed a person to fuck you because the oral sex they were performing was so horrible?

Haa haa, more than once!

HYE had the balls to tell them, either during or after?
 
HYE tasted someone elses fluids on your SO?
I'm assuming that you mean a threesome, and not finding her/him polluted by someone when he/she got home to you. In that case...

Yes and no both:

Only had two threesomes in my life. The FFM I licked at both of their pussies at various points after they had had them pressed together, and I kissed the F who had gone down on my GF, so yes.

But the MMF, he came inside my GF, so there was no cum for me. Not that I would have; wasn't into the idea at that long ago time.

HYE had the balls to tell them [their oral sex was bad] either during or after?
Not a chance in hell. I want to get laid again! :D


HYE realized that you let an entire morning go by writing in Literotica and only got up when your empty stomach was turning over so hard that you thought you were going to get sick?
 
No.

HYE teased a person sexually so much that you were so turned on...you fucked the next person who came along just because?
 
But the MMF, he came inside my GF, so there was no cum for me. Not that I would have; wasn't into the idea at that long ago time.

BTW -- Getting his spunk out of her was the best part. Well not quite but it put an entirely different edge to the whole encounter :devil:

No.

HYE teased a person sexually so much that you were so turned on...you fucked the next person who came along just because?


Yes

HYE fucked someone so hard & frantic they thought you were really REALLY into them, but really the whole time you were turned on you were fantasizing they were someone else? (mine happened after I had been teased, taunted & frustrated for hours. The next poor girl that came along didn't have a chance)
 
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