Laurel
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For Those Having a Bad Day
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Sean Renaud
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Bobcat and fawn snuggled under desk during a forest fire.
I swear this one reminds me of some old Disney movie. It doesn't end well since everybody has to do their job when they grow up.
GimpyIntellect
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That depends. Who's asking and why?
I'm asking, you silly goose.....and, uh, the reason is simple: I need to know where to direct my sucking up.
Laurel
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GimpyIntellect
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Oh! Okay.
Then, in that case - yes, I'm one of the two Big Cheeses.
Laurel, I don't know what it is about you, but you look radiant tonight. Every time I see you you look younger and more attractive than the day before.
Who is the other big cheese? I'm a big fan of cheese, although sometimes it constipates me. But let's not focus on that.
Laurel
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*basks in the asskissery*
But what about my hair? Tell me about my hair...
Seriously though, you're cracking me up.
That would be Manu - my other and better (at teh tech) half.
GimpyIntellect
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*basks in the asskissery*
But what about my hair? Tell me about my hair...
Seriously though, you're cracking me up.
That would be Manu - my other and better (at teh tech) half.
Your hair. How could I forget your hair? It must've been because I was mesmerized by your eyes. Oh, those eyes. But back to the hair. So silky, rich, and luxurious, if only I could spend the rest of my evening running my fingers through it...
Are you and Manu married? Did you meet him before or after discovering Literotica?
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Jesus Christ! I go to bed, come back, and some idgit fucks up the definition of ARGUMENT.
An argument is the case you make to support a premise. If your premise is, CERTS IS A CANDY MINT! Exposing all the elements that support your premise is your argument.
On the other hand if your premise is, CERTS IS A BREATH MINT! and your opponent counters with, YOURE A FUCKWAD AND DIPSTICK! the exchange is an insult. If you then respond with, I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I! that's a quarrel.
An argument is the case you make to support a premise. If your premise is, CERTS IS A CANDY MINT! Exposing all the elements that support your premise is your argument.
On the other hand if your premise is, CERTS IS A BREATH MINT! and your opponent counters with, YOURE A FUCKWAD AND DIPSTICK! the exchange is an insult. If you then respond with, I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I! that's a quarrel.
Laurel
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Totally!
Busybody
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see?
this is nice n cute
don't let the MUSLIMS see this
(what is a thread without the crazed BUNNY SLIPPERS and his MUSLIMS comment?)
Wings
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Yes!!
Laurel
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see?
this is nice n cute
don't let the MUSLIMS see this
(what is a thread without the crazed BUNNY SLIPPERS and his MUSLIMS comment?)
:caning:
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Yeah, you're all nanas and frogs now.
We'll see how you feel when I get out the switch.
if you show up naked
don't give a shit what you do
Laurel
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If this is true, it's actually pretty rad.
It's not true. But it's funny anyhow.
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Are you sure?
PLEASE DONT TELL ME YOU ARE UGLY n SHORT n FAT
As it is, being a LIB LOON, Im making an exception
