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You'll appreciate that these things can take time to get going.
Three of four generations: Nigh on a century should be enough, don't you think ?
Your idea of weird erotica
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You'll appreciate that these things can take time to get going.
Three of four generations: Nigh on a century should be enough, don't you think ?
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Some find history easy or difficult to forget. We Murkans slough it off irregularly, cherry-picking our memories. The last economic collapse? Piffle. Horrific massacres? Water under the bridge. After fifteen minutes of fame or infamy, it all starts anew.
Many European communities seem to value historical flashpoints as holy memes. Prod conquerors marching through Catholic districts a century or two later. Ancient battles to be avenged a millennium later. Remembrance of ambushes and forced famines. Yes, it's difficult to 'like' foes of many aeons. Whether oppressor and oppressed, or just ever-feuding neighbors, contempt lingers. An Irish-American pal said he was twelve years old before learning "FuckingEnglish" wasn't a single word. And he grew up in San Francisco.
Brits have never been especially likable anyway, even with those 1930's Hollywood propaganda films. (Khyber Pass scenes were shot in California.) But hey, write up conflicts as anthropomorphized pr0n. Big Mick sticks his big dick into overwrought Britannia, double-ended by Scotty, oofta oofta.
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Actually, my idea of weird sexual erotica is the stuff that is so weird that it can't even be remotely described as sexual. It flies under the radar. Like people who are aroused by philately. Philately has nothing to do with sex, yet like erotica it has a multitude of arcane sub-categories one can endless explore or even specialize in. Philately is also imminently about collecting, which is also a characteristic of fetishes in the normal erotica world, like guys who collect porn or panties or penis rings. Or like my friend, Hypoxnia, who collects cabbage patch dolls. Whatever.
The weird part of a subliminally obfuscated erotic turn on like philately is that the people thus engaged in stimulating themselves might not even be consciously aware they are engaged in an auto-erotic activity. I'm not saying all people who are philatelists are into it because they are getting a sexual high from it, but some clearly are.
Nor am I putting it all on philately, there are a million other, often collection based, hobbies that can rise to the level of closeted sexual fetish and thus the sexually aroused participants are allowed to perform their erotic pleasures while hanging it all out there in public. So there is even a sly exhibitionist quality to it that they can never be called on, because no one knows, say, that some of the pervs at the philately convention floor are cumming all over themselves.
Now that's pretty weird shit.
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Now that is weird. This thread has generated a lot more interesting stuff than I would have guessed. But my question is, IS there any philately erotica? Are there any stories about it? I'm not sure if it qualifies as erotica if it doesn't actually exist in story form. I guess I'll have to do a tag search to find out.
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Trying licking a stamp. If you're in England, you can get the back of the Queen's head. Is that weird enough, or are you after more?
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It's weird enough. I was wondering if anyone actually has written a story about this weirdness.
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As a youngster in Wales, I saw a Benny Hill episode that featured philately and large breasted women. Not sure that counts.
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Close enough. You get credit for a good memory! I loved Benny Hill when I was young. Haven't seen it in a long time.
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Gargle for sexual philately and get hits like:
Postage stamp test for sexual disorders. - NCBI
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8353689
by SK Das - 1993 - Related articles
Postage stamp test for sexual disorders. Das SK ... Erectile Dysfunction/psychology; Humans; India; Male; Medicine, Traditional*; Penile Erection*; Philately*
A sexually transmitted disease: History of AIDS through philately - NCBI
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3939281/
by EE Vatanoğlu - 2011 - Cited by 3 - Related articles
Sep 1, 2011 - This paper provides an overview of the history of AIDS, including the discovery and its progress in the world through philately. Philately is the ...
Naked Maja (postage stamps) - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_Maja_(postage_stamps)
The Naked Maja (Spanish: La maja desnuda) is a philatelic name for three postage stamps of .... stamps are officially a 'business card' of the issuing country, one of its official media symbols, and therefore sexual motives in their design are ...
Passion, Intimacy, Sex…and collecting stamps. – Peacemaking Partners
https://www.peacemakingpartners.com/passion-intimacy-sex-and-collecting-stamps/
What most sources won't tell you is that a healthy sexual relationship does not begin with a sexual appetite.The relationship between passion, intimacy, and sex, ...
Stamp Collection - Urban Dictionary
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stamp**0Collection
Jul 4, 2017 - A sexual innuendo for the male genitalia sent to a person of opposite sex as a picture who does not want it ... I didn't know he collected stamps.
Sadomasochism: Powerful Pleasures
https://books.google.com/books?isbn=156023640X
Peggy J. Kleinplatz, Charles Moser - 2006 - Psychology
Furthermore, a variety of sexual practices that were previously considered ... Few would argue the unusual inclination to philately should be considered a ...
It probably gets weirder. Don't gargle philately erotica if you value your alleged sanity.https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8353689
by SK Das - 1993 - Related articles
Postage stamp test for sexual disorders. Das SK ... Erectile Dysfunction/psychology; Humans; India; Male; Medicine, Traditional*; Penile Erection*; Philately*
A sexually transmitted disease: History of AIDS through philately - NCBI
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3939281/
by EE Vatanoğlu - 2011 - Cited by 3 - Related articles
Sep 1, 2011 - This paper provides an overview of the history of AIDS, including the discovery and its progress in the world through philately. Philately is the ...
Naked Maja (postage stamps) - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_Maja_(postage_stamps)
The Naked Maja (Spanish: La maja desnuda) is a philatelic name for three postage stamps of .... stamps are officially a 'business card' of the issuing country, one of its official media symbols, and therefore sexual motives in their design are ...
Passion, Intimacy, Sex…and collecting stamps. – Peacemaking Partners
https://www.peacemakingpartners.com/passion-intimacy-sex-and-collecting-stamps/
What most sources won't tell you is that a healthy sexual relationship does not begin with a sexual appetite.The relationship between passion, intimacy, and sex, ...
Stamp Collection - Urban Dictionary
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stamp**0Collection
Jul 4, 2017 - A sexual innuendo for the male genitalia sent to a person of opposite sex as a picture who does not want it ... I didn't know he collected stamps.
Sadomasochism: Powerful Pleasures
https://books.google.com/books?isbn=156023640X
Peggy J. Kleinplatz, Charles Moser - 2006 - Psychology
Furthermore, a variety of sexual practices that were previously considered ... Few would argue the unusual inclination to philately should be considered a ...
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Enough with stamps. Let's get mundane. I just found a title, "Fred the Vampire Accountant". Sure, the undead need paperwork done, and so many other worldly services. Vampire lawyers are almost too easy -- but how many werewolves are plumbers or mechanics? How many vampires work nights at convenience stores? How do they fit pr0n sessions in with job and predation? Supernatural killers probably make a living on Uber and Lyft.
So, mundane workaday superbeings, and the love they take off-shift.
So, mundane workaday superbeings, and the love they take off-shift.
I've written a number of stories that include fat fetishism such as My Best Friend's Crazy Fat Sister, Virginity Lost On Vacation and The Unsuitable Girlfriends, but while I get fat fetishes I don't get the 'feeding' fetish that sometimes accompanies it.
The first two of my above-mentioned stories included no feeding aspects (although fat fetish readers may have been turned on by the girls over-eating) but I did have some of it in The Unsuitable Girlfriends where the fat girl's boyfriend (who looks like a male anorexic who has spent four years on the Burma Railway in World War 2) gets turned on by his fat girlfriend gorging herself on unhealthy food and guzzling soft drink.
But while I included feeding in that story mainly for comedy, I just don't see how men get their rocks off watching fat women eating unhealthy food. You never hear of women getting turned on by fat men overeating, and if homosexuals get turned on by fat homosexuals eating unhealthy food, I've never heard of this either.
The first two of my above-mentioned stories included no feeding aspects (although fat fetish readers may have been turned on by the girls over-eating) but I did have some of it in The Unsuitable Girlfriends where the fat girl's boyfriend (who looks like a male anorexic who has spent four years on the Burma Railway in World War 2) gets turned on by his fat girlfriend gorging herself on unhealthy food and guzzling soft drink.
But while I included feeding in that story mainly for comedy, I just don't see how men get their rocks off watching fat women eating unhealthy food. You never hear of women getting turned on by fat men overeating, and if homosexuals get turned on by fat homosexuals eating unhealthy food, I've never heard of this either.
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It wasn't about overweight people, but I vaguely recall this being a thing in Japan (because of course it is). There were streams where you could watch a woman (usually young, attractive and of average build, surprisingly) eat an ungodly amount of food. I've no idea why people would watch someone eat that much, besides that the women were usually cute.
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Weird sex? See Wikipedia's canonical list of paraphilias.
* Forniphilia: Turning a human being into a piece of furniture. Okay, I've seen that.
* Dendrophilia: Erotic interest in trees. Wait, what?
* Mucophilia: Love of mucus. Ooh, gooey.
* Hoplophilia: Arousal by firearms, guns. We see way too much of that. And of course,
* Vorarephilia: One person or creature eating or being eaten by another; usually swallowed whole, in one piece; AKA vore. Can't skip that.
I saw no mention of peanut butter, either smooth or chunky. Whew.
* Forniphilia: Turning a human being into a piece of furniture. Okay, I've seen that.
* Dendrophilia: Erotic interest in trees. Wait, what?
* Mucophilia: Love of mucus. Ooh, gooey.
* Hoplophilia: Arousal by firearms, guns. We see way too much of that. And of course,
* Vorarephilia: One person or creature eating or being eaten by another; usually swallowed whole, in one piece; AKA vore. Can't skip that.
I saw no mention of peanut butter, either smooth or chunky. Whew.
The story theme of male/female sex where the woman puts on a strap-on penis and performs anal sex on the man is one that has always puzzled me - who would it appeal to?
Straight males would be turned on by straight men performing anal sex on straight women, straight women who are into anal would be turned on by men performing anal sex on women, gay men would want to see gay men having anal sex with other gay men and lesbians would get turned on by anal sex between women, many straight men also enjoying such a theme. Who would want to read about women performing anal on men?
Straight males would be turned on by straight men performing anal sex on straight women, straight women who are into anal would be turned on by men performing anal sex on women, gay men would want to see gay men having anal sex with other gay men and lesbians would get turned on by anal sex between women, many straight men also enjoying such a theme. Who would want to read about women performing anal on men?
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While I'm not a fan of those stories personally either, they do seem to appeal to crossdressers and certain kinds of female doms and male subs. It's called "pegging", by the way. I was asked to edit such a story a year or two ago, but it didn't do much for me.
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Enough!
Stop it, please!
I am open to most things but smooth peanut butter is one of my limits ...
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And just hope there isn't a squirrel asleep in the hole when you choose to get knotty
Thereby hangs a tale (tail?)
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No matter what you say, I'm pretty sure that there's at least some difference between a licensed sex therapist and a prostitute.
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We've a shortage of squirrels this year. How boring.
I've a tale where Mom and Sissy take turns pegging and blowing Dad the meek dentist, but those were only comic-relief scenes.
Probably the credit cards accepted. And the latest STD tests.
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Some sweeping generalisations there. Not all straight men (or women) are turned on by male-female anal; for some it's gross and dirty, and not in a sexy way. Likewise, despite the stereotype, not all gay men are massively into anal, and certainly not all lesbians are hot for female-female anal.
But some folk are into those things. Some straight men enjoy being penetrated by women - either as a submissive act, or as a pleasurable physical sensation, or both - and some women enjoy doing that penetration, for similar reasons.
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