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His Snarky Porcupine
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- Dec 29, 2012
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You can't ban an asshat, we run this joint. Just wait until I assault your inbox. It'll be EPIC. If epic means kind of on the smallish side.
Banned for being all talk.
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You can't ban an asshat, we run this joint. Just wait until I assault your inbox. It'll be EPIC. If epic means kind of on the smallish side.
Banned for being all talk.
no really. It's small. It's like a pez dispenser. Minus the dispenser. Banned for wanting to see something so small.
Banned for self-deprecation.
Banned for truly knowing what self-deprecation means.
Banned for the same.
Banned for not buying my asshattery
Banned for falsifying your asshat card.
Banned for changing your pic while my back was turned! It looks HOT!
Banned for not being mesmerized by her. But, unbanned cause of being a sweetie on the nice thread. Offensive? Meeee?
Banned for not saying anything nice about me on the nice thread!
I ban myself for being too slow to. I put effort in my typing. And it's tough to do it one handed. I have yet to see anything un-nice about you. The words would simply add up. Ain't I just a smurf.
Banned for sucking at multi-tasking.
Banned for sucking at multi-tasking.
What she said!
What I said.
Banned for thinking people actually read what you type.
Banned for pretending every word I type isn't read. There are messages in some of them. Wisdom even. And don't fake your snarkgasms. A smurf can tell.
Banned for exceeding the word count limit for an asshat's post.
Banned for not knowing I am the sage of all asshats. Their guru. They will read my words and grow strong in the ass. They will invade your inbox subtly. And it will be ON.
Banned for not knowing it's already ON.
Banned because I'm already done. 46.8 seconds and I'm OUT.
Banned for taking so long.
Banned for rolling out the sarcasm slowly. Unfurl it in all its glory. I like it all quilly and pokey.
Banned for not playing fairly!