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Tio_Narratore · Apr 3, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Let me say you're looking fine, because if I wouldn't wink at you, I shouldn't hook up with you. Hey! I think it worked!

Sure, dear, you've caught me with that line.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Apr 3, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
Sure, dear, you've caught me hook, line and sinker.l

Me personally, I’ve never gotten the fish analogies. Fish smells like fish, pussy smells like pussy, and never the twain meet in my nostrils. But then again, I smoke, and sometimes find myself making love to salmon.

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Tio_Narratore · Apr 4, 2018

RubenR said:
Caught the clap from eating some pussy!

I thought cunnilingus was safe sex.

MagicaPractica · Apr 4, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
I thought Aer Lingus was safe, but I just got hit on for sex.

Booking my tickets now.

Tio_Narratore · Apr 4, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Hooking my tricks now.

Pre-booking is just good business sense.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Apr 4, 2018

AnAngelReally said:
Talk about a B-series, but it was fun to watch when I was ten.

From the remarkably quotable “Justified,” “I’ve learned to think without arguing with myself.”

Tio_Narratore · Apr 4, 2018

RubenR said:
I watched porn movies with my wife. Don't ask.

OK, but I heard she asked something about size.

Tio_Narratore · Apr 5, 2018

xianpeters said:
Oh, I toke hashish!

Aren't you special!

MagicaPractica · Apr 5, 2018

RubenR said:
I consider myself a roll model.

I didn't know such a thing existed! Brioche, pretzel or kaiser?

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Apr 5, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
I exist entirely on protein and what I scavenge from the forest.

Except for peanut butter. That is the one thing I rob banks for.

Tio_Narratore · Apr 5, 2018

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
Except for penis, brother. That is the one thing I rub Hank for.

Again, take it to the fetish and taboo board.

MagicaPractica · Apr 6, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
Again, take it to the fetish and taboo board members.

Okay, I'm here from the board to hear story suggestions.

Tio_Narratore · Apr 6, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Okay, I'm far from bored hearing story suggestions.

Yes, imagination runs rampant here.

CharleneBarr · Apr 6, 2018

RubenR said:
This must be a typo in the menu, 'Soya beans and wild oats'?

I think it's to do with those Chinese tariffs.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Apr 6, 2018

CharleneBarr said:
I thougt it had to do with the nimble fingers of Chinese children and the fake boobs of Trump women.

But what do I know.

MagicaPractica · Apr 7, 2018

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
But what do I know?

As opposed to "surmise" or "imagine"? Personally, I prefer to hypothesize.

ThatsTheGuy · Apr 7, 2018

RubenR said:
I was wondering how that works.

I'm not in the habit of it. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Apr 7, 2018

ThatsTheGuy said:
I'm in the habit of it.

Though considerably less than I used to be.

MagicaPractica · Apr 7, 2018

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
Though formidable, perhaps a little less than I used to be.

You and me both, brother.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Apr 7, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
You and me both, brother.

Well, I understand there is a renaissance when you get into your eigthties and your children put you in a nursing home. Crazy sex goes on there. Something to look foreword to.

loquere · Apr 7, 2018

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
Well, I don't understand why we can't have sex on the camping trip, so what if the tent walls don't retain sound, the others coming along should just mind there own damn business. Now I have nothing to look foreword to.

I think you've misjudged our relationship Joe.

MagicaPractica · Apr 8, 2018

loquere said:
I think you've badly misjudged our relationship. It's more like a cup of joe and less like a latte.

Your analogies confuse me. You mean it's coffee so thick you could stand a fork up in it? Or that it's somehow like used diesel oil?

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Apr 8, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Confusion all around.

I’m not a mechanic, but I believe by definition, used diesel fuel combusts and evaporates, and is unsuitable as a beverage.

loquere · Apr 8, 2018

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
I’m not a doctor, but I believe toilet water is suitable as a beverage.

I'm not thirsty any more, you can take back this cup now.

ThatsTheGuy · Apr 8, 2018

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
I’m a mechanic. Used diesel fuel combusts is unsuitable as a beverage.

I believe you. I'm a Jack of All Trades wannabe.

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