Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

RjThoughts said:

To earn extra money my mother sold lingerie, like Tupperware. The parties, um, interesting to say the least.

And I agree with UCan.

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UCanBLeafinMe said:

Lingerie models online seem to be extra perky, like they have fake boobs or photoshopped tits. Sometimes gravity can make women look good. *wink*


I would go with you looking fucking hot!

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Haha, how did she resist buying it all, or did she?

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RjThoughts said:

I was devout - well, not chaste devout - Catholic, and I never ever had sex without a condom, even when my lover was a virgin and was told that bullshit "You can't get pregnant the first time."

Even when it wasn't just two of us, the glove was mandatory. I didn't want kids until I was emotionally ready for them.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Haha, how did she resist buying it all, or did she?



Yeah I agree, but we aren't 2 or 3 inches in this case. I don't know, but I will know Monday. And now I am actually curious how many inches my boobs hang, and now I have the do your boobs hang low song stuck in my head. But hey, it replaced Tooty Ta so I'm good with it

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RjThoughts said:

Got some stories to tell But she did make enough for her to vacation comfortably Didn't spend too much on herself, plus the company gave her many samples to keep, so she or others could model.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Yeah, my mom dropping out of highschool, because me, made me really strict about that right off the bat. I am still not sure if I am emotional ready for kids, but time was running out so took the plunge.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

And now I must hear a story. It would be so rude not to share now that you have said they exist.

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RjThoughts said:

Let's say she loved wearing what she sold, and wasn't shy or modest

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UCanBLeafinMe said:

My oldest sister used to swing hers when we were younger, for anyone who asked. I was a little jealous.

Life's too short, too uptight to not at least try wearing new and exciting things. I'm limited but I do enjoy what I do have

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RjThoughts said:

I was the middle kid. I actually looked like I was adopted - if you didn't know our dad LOL. My mom graduated high school in June, was married July 1. April of the following year my sister was born.

It wasn't her or my dad who told me to use condoms. It was just something I felt needed to be done. I loved kids, wanted them, but I wanted to enjoy college first, and didn't want a girl to not have that opportunity either.

When some college coeds, even the returning divorcees, learned I was stickly rubber, I was popular. Or that could have been due to the fact I worked at a pizzeria, next to a bakery.

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RjThoughts said:

Let's say she loved wearing what she sold, and wasn't shy or modest

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Haha. She sounds humorous. Yeah I agree, besides I am pushing 40, with pink hair, own zebra print combat boots, and a black and white cow print hat, so obviously my threshold on looking "ridiculous" is nonexistent haha.



Working next to a bakery as a pickup technique. Haha, could total work for me.




Oh well come on. I want the story about how you and your teammates in whatever sport came back to your house and your mom was modeling it for housewives, and you were so embarrassed. Now that would be a story. Or even what she gave to your girlfriend, something.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Haha. She sounds humorous. Yeah I agree, besides I am pushing 40, with pink hair, own zebra print combat boots, and a black and white cow print hat, so obviously my threshold on looking "ridiculous" is nonexistent haha.



Working next to a bakery as a pickup technique. Haha, could total work for me.




Oh well come on. I want the story about how you and your teammates in whatever sport came back to your house and your mom was modeling it for housewives, and you were so embarrassed. Now that would be a story. Or even what she gave to your girlfriend, something.

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CanadianM said:

Have a wonderful weekend sexy lady!!!

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UCanBLeafinMe said:

Is there more to this?

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RjThoughts said:

When asked where I worked, I told them the pizzeria, and the women would ask, "Can you get discounts next door?" I tell them I would, but in actuality I'd get freebies

She'd not wear anything naughty until after dinner or she showered after work. A few of the college "friends" came over once, while I was living with her when I attended a community college, she was in something nice. They asked her where she purchased it. She told them, showed them more of what she had.

I think the most embarrassing was when I was asked to model a male g-string in front of several housewives.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

I plan to, you too.



Great minds think alike.



Haha love it. Hopefully A) you totally rocked that little g-string, and B) you younger sibling at least caught some of it, so they could joke about it at Christmas for years to come.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

I plan to, you too.



Great minds think alike.



Haha love it. Hopefully A) you totally rocked that little g-string, and B) you younger sibling at least caught some of it, so they could joke about it at Christmas for years to come.

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RjThoughts said:

I did
She caught me.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

no, but if it helps, I am debating buying this as I wonder if I could pull it off or if it would look completely ridiculous with my tits.

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UCanBLeafinMe said:

When this sister turned 40, she had her hair dyed burgundy and white to match the colors of my niece's college. Now that she's 57, you'd think she'd calm some. Nope!

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RjThoughts said:

I did
She caught me.

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UCanBLeafinMe said:

Now I really want to know!

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o2baPrince said:

There's a good story there....

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ROADMASTE86 said:

I think you would look amazing in that.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

This gives me hope for my future.



Haha. Totally awesome. Other people's highlight of their lot day, reading a super erotic story to get off to. The highlight of my lit day, thinking of a young man modeling a g-string for old chicks, and all the ways kid sis could torture him with it. And this is probably one if the reasons I have a hard time maintaining lit friends.




Aren't you glad you heard?



You are totally probably thinking that in a pervy way and not a laughing so hard she had to sit down way, aren't you?

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Haha. Totally awesome. Other people's highlight of their lot day, reading a super erotic story to get off to. The highlight of my lit day, thinking of a young man modeling a g-string for old chicks, and all the ways kid sis could torture him with it. And this is probably one if the reasons I have a hard time maintaining lit friends.

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RjThoughts said:

You'd not lose me, that's for sure. We can have a nerd off at any time!

Oh, it got worse

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UCanBLeafinMe said:

There's no reason to NOT always be yourself. I know she's helped me get out of a shell!

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RjThoughts said:

You'd not lose me, that's for sure. We can have a nerd off at any time!

Oh, it got worse

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UCanBLeafinMe said:

And?
Has to be more.

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Shadow701 said:

Man I miss a lot today. Cheesy pick up lines, love glove, and of course hot pics! Stupid work being a pain in my ass. Was humid and quite a bit went wrong.

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ohverbatum7 said:

Someday I will make it through the day without spilling something on my boobs.

Sounds like a good place to go treasure hunting, might be able to support a family of four in food

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