Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Got some stories to tell But she did make enough for her to vacation comfortably Didn't spend too much on herself, plus the company gave her many samples to keep, so she or others could model.

And now I must hear a story. It would be so rude not to share now that you have said they exist.

 

[RjThoughts]

Yeah, my mom dropping out of highschool, because me, made me really strict about that right off the bat. I am still not sure if I am emotional ready for kids, but time was running out so took the plunge.

I was the middle kid. I actually looked like I was adopted - if you didn't know our dad LOL. My mom graduated high school in June, was married July 1. April of the following year my sister was born.

It wasn't her or my dad who told me to use condoms. It was just something I felt needed to be done. I loved kids, wanted them, but I wanted to enjoy college first, and didn't want a girl to not have that opportunity either.

When some college coeds, even the returning divorcees, learned I was stickly rubber, I was popular. Or that could have been due to the fact I worked at a pizzeria, next to a bakery.

 

[RjThoughts]

And now I must hear a story. It would be so rude not to share now that you have said they exist.

Let's say she loved wearing what she sold, and wasn't shy or modest

 

[CanadianM]

Have a wonderful weekend sexy lady!!!

 

[UCanBLeafinMe]

Let's say she loved wearing what she sold, and wasn't shy or modest

Is there more to this?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

My oldest sister used to swing hers when we were younger, for anyone who asked. I was a little jealous.

Life's too short, too uptight to not at least try wearing new and exciting things. I'm limited but I do enjoy what I do have

Haha. She sounds humorous. Yeah I agree, besides I am pushing 40, with pink hair, own zebra print combat boots, and a black and white cow print hat, so obviously my threshold on looking "ridiculous" is nonexistent haha.

I was the middle kid. I actually looked like I was adopted - if you didn't know our dad LOL. My mom graduated high school in June, was married July 1. April of the following year my sister was born.

It wasn't her or my dad who told me to use condoms. It was just something I felt needed to be done. I loved kids, wanted them, but I wanted to enjoy college first, and didn't want a girl to not have that opportunity either.

When some college coeds, even the returning divorcees, learned I was stickly rubber, I was popular. Or that could have been due to the fact I worked at a pizzeria, next to a bakery.

Working next to a bakery as a pickup technique. Haha, could total work for me.

Let's say she loved wearing what she sold, and wasn't shy or modest

Oh well come on. I want the story about how you and your teammates in whatever sport came back to your house and your mom was modeling it for housewives, and you were so embarrassed. Now that would be a story. Or even what she gave to your girlfriend, something.

 

[RjThoughts]

Haha. She sounds humorous. Yeah I agree, besides I am pushing 40, with pink hair, own zebra print combat boots, and a black and white cow print hat, so obviously my threshold on looking "ridiculous" is nonexistent haha.



Working next to a bakery as a pickup technique. Haha, could total work for me.




Oh well come on. I want the story about how you and your teammates in whatever sport came back to your house and your mom was modeling it for housewives, and you were so embarrassed. Now that would be a story. Or even what she gave to your girlfriend, something.

When asked where I worked, I told them the pizzeria, and the women would ask, "Can you get discounts next door?" I tell them I would, but in actuality I'd get freebies

She'd not wear anything naughty until after dinner or she showered after work. A few of the college "friends" came over once, while I was living with her when I attended a community college, she was in something nice. They asked her where she purchased it. She told them, showed them more of what she had.

I think the most embarrassing was when I was asked to model a male g-string in front of several housewives.

 

[UCanBLeafinMe]

Haha. She sounds humorous. Yeah I agree, besides I am pushing 40, with pink hair, own zebra print combat boots, and a black and white cow print hat, so obviously my threshold on looking "ridiculous" is nonexistent haha.



Working next to a bakery as a pickup technique. Haha, could total work for me.




Oh well come on. I want the story about how you and your teammates in whatever sport came back to your house and your mom was modeling it for housewives, and you were so embarrassed. Now that would be a story. Or even what she gave to your girlfriend, something.

When this sister turned 40, she had her hair dyed burgundy and white to match the colors of my niece's college. Now that she's 57, you'd think she'd calm some. Nope!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Have a wonderful weekend sexy lady!!!

I plan to, you too.

Is there more to this?

Great minds think alike.

When asked where I worked, I told them the pizzeria, and the women would ask, "Can you get discounts next door?" I tell them I would, but in actuality I'd get freebies

She'd not wear anything naughty until after dinner or she showered after work. A few of the college "friends" came over once, while I was living with her when I attended a community college, she was in something nice. They asked her where she purchased it. She told them, showed them more of what she had.

I think the most embarrassing was when I was asked to model a male g-string in front of several housewives.

Haha love it. Hopefully A) you totally rocked that little g-string, and B) you younger sibling at least caught some of it, so they could joke about it at Christmas for years to come.

 

[RjThoughts]

I plan to, you too.



Great minds think alike.



Haha love it. Hopefully A) you totally rocked that little g-string, and B) you younger sibling at least caught some of it, so they could joke about it at Christmas for years to come.

I did
She caught me.

 

[UCanBLeafinMe]

I plan to, you too.



Great minds think alike.



Haha love it. Hopefully A) you totally rocked that little g-string, and B) you younger sibling at least caught some of it, so they could joke about it at Christmas for years to come.

Now I really want to know!

 

[o2baPrince]

I did
She caught me.

There's a good story there....

 

[ROADMASTE86]

no, but if it helps, I am debating buying this as I wonder if I could pull it off or if it would look completely ridiculous with my tits.

I think you would look amazing in that.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

When this sister turned 40, she had her hair dyed burgundy and white to match the colors of my niece's college. Now that she's 57, you'd think she'd calm some. Nope!

This gives me hope for my future.

I did
She caught me.

Haha. Totally awesome. Other people's highlight of their lot day, reading a super erotic story to get off to. The highlight of my lit day, thinking of a young man modeling a g-string for old chicks, and all the ways kid sis could torture him with it. And this is probably one if the reasons I have a hard time maintaining lit friends.

Now I really want to know!

Aren't you glad you heard?

There's a good story there....

You are totally probably thinking that in a pervy way and not a laughing so hard she had to sit down way, aren't you?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think you would look amazing in that.

Well thanks, I promise to post it either way.

 

[UCanBLeafinMe]

This gives me hope for my future.



Haha. Totally awesome. Other people's highlight of their lot day, reading a super erotic story to get off to. The highlight of my lit day, thinking of a young man modeling a g-string for old chicks, and all the ways kid sis could torture him with it. And this is probably one if the reasons I have a hard time maintaining lit friends.




Aren't you glad you heard?



You are totally probably thinking that in a pervy way and not a laughing so hard she had to sit down way, aren't you?

There's no reason to NOT always be yourself. I know she's helped me get out of a shell!

 

[RjThoughts]

Haha. Totally awesome. Other people's highlight of their lot day, reading a super erotic story to get off to. The highlight of my lit day, thinking of a young man modeling a g-string for old chicks, and all the ways kid sis could torture him with it. And this is probably one if the reasons I have a hard time maintaining lit friends.

You'd not lose me, that's for sure. We can have a nerd off at any time!

Oh, it got worse

 

[UCanBLeafinMe]

You'd not lose me, that's for sure. We can have a nerd off at any time!

Oh, it got worse

And?
Has to be more.

 

[Shadow701]

Man I miss a lot today. Cheesy pick up lines, love glove, and of course hot pics! Stupid work being a pain in my ass. Was humid and quite a bit went wrong.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Someday I will make it through the day without spilling something on my boobs.

Sounds like a good place to go treasure hunting, might be able to support a family of four in food

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

There's no reason to NOT always be yourself. I know she's helped me get out of a shell!

Well sometimes there is. Usually it comes down to being unemployed or in jail though. I do try to avoid those lol.

You'd not lose me, that's for sure. We can have a nerd off at any time!

Oh, it got worse

Well thanks. Then you could learn all the reasons lol.

And?
Has to be more.

There is always more to the story, isn't there.

Man I miss a lot today. Cheesy pick up lines, love glove, and of course hot pics! Stupid work being a pain in my ass. Was humid and quite a bit went wrong.

Yes, it is always nice to have company in random conversation. I can only converse with myself for so long.

Someday I will make it through the day without spilling something on my boobs.

Sounds like a good place to go treasure hunting, might be able to support a family of four in food

Haha, well then it is also coupled with things I stuck there because of lack of pockets, then forgot.

 

[planetbeat_]

So I am now at home spending a peaceful afternoon lounging around. I don't have much for you, but I am quite comfortable





and why yes, that is a small tyrannosaurus rex skeleton by my feet. thank you for noticing.

I am quite comfortable looking at you lounging around, such a gorgeous vision, and that is a nice wee t-rex that I was paying no attention to whatsoever

 

[Jakevillines]

So, I must know how well that toy worked out for you and if there is a video review?

 

[UCanBLeafinMe]

Well sometimes there is. Usually it comes down to being unemployed or in jail though. I do try to avoid those lol.



Well thanks. Then you could learn all the reasons lol.



There is always more to the story, isn't there.




Yes, it is always nice to have company in random conversation. I can only converse with myself for so long.



Haha, well then it is also coupled with things I stuck there because of lack of pockets, then forgot.

It's so true. Jail isn't fun.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I am quite comfortable looking at you lounging around, such a gorgeous vision, and that is a nice wee t-rex that I was paying no attention to whatsoever

well thanks, i am actually still wearing the same thing, and back on the couch. Obviously, I have big plans for the weekend

So, I must know how well that toy worked out for you and if there is a video review?

well I supplied a written review earlier. no video, it is very discrete. but Um, 8 settings, 2 are constant, the rest a different patterns (I prefer constant myself). It was easy to position. .I wore it for 2 hours, which was 2 meetings, however had to turn it off the first hour as I was hosting the meeting, and I was struggling with my voice modulation while it was running. Thus I am not sure how many hours it can run. It was also not completely silent, much to my disappointment, as I won't be able to get away with it at home while cleaning and such, but in the office, I just played music. During the 2nd meeting that I do very little talking on, I came 3 times, which wasn't as much as I expected, but the complete lack of clitoral stimulation led to a much slower build up. I almost locked myself out of a database I was working in as I entered my password incorrectly several times. I had always wondered how people lock themselves out of shit they use daily, well now I know, and will giggle everytime someone ims me asking if I can unlock them. I ended up with an extremely wet pink thong. That pretty much sums it up. I will use it again in the office. ok, maybe at home too

It's so true. Jail isn't fun.

I must admit, I have never been. the absolute closest I came was the police station, where the cop who had stopped my friend and I had brought me, made me flush all my illicit substances, had me wait while he changed into street clothes, and turned in the cop car, then took me to breakfast at a local diner, after which we watched the sun come up while sitting in the back of his pickup talking about life, before he dropped me off at home.