The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

SweetVA · Mar 7, 2005

logophile said:
Yes, better living through chemistry. It's not usually my style, but sometimes a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!

Thanks about my AV. Still not sure I'm keeping it. Can't quite get used to it.

Just thinkin'... thigh boots with those panties would be fabulous.

:kiss:

VA

haldir · Mar 7, 2005

och aye the bloody noo

still not got laid

whoever said abstinence was the best policy was speakin shite!

mistress palm's gettin awfae tired o me visitin

SJ - wi the mind tae go wi that AV, how come yer in the same boat as me grrrrrrrooooowl

Wildcard Ky · Mar 7, 2005

Just checking in..........dammit again

ElizabethWest · Mar 7, 2005

Wildcard Ky said:
Just checking in..........dammit again

Yeah me too. Doing the laundry, checking the mail...

Guest · Mar 7, 2005

SweetVA · Mar 7, 2005

lilredjammies said:
*checks*

Yup, I'm still here.

*sigh*

Well.... lessee... nope, didn't get laid today.

Nope, prolly won't get laid today.

I guess it's still safe (unfortunately) to post here today...

VA

Evil Alpaca · Mar 7, 2005

Look who's here again.
Sigh x 2

tolyk · Mar 8, 2005

I'm still here..

logophile · Mar 8, 2005

tolyk said:
I'm still here..

What a shame.
Is there something I can do to help?

I live to please...

ElizabethWest · Mar 8, 2005

tolyk said:
I'm still here..

Damn, and Bruce just offered your services, too. :kiss:

logophile · Mar 8, 2005

elizabethwest said:
Damn, and Bruce just offered your services, too.

Offered Tol's services? How did I miss that?
More importantly, How do I take him up on it?

tolyk · Mar 8, 2005

logophile said:
Offered Tol's services? How did I miss that?
More importantly, How do I take him up on it?

It was in the Naked Party thread.. something about a naughty nurse..

ElizabethWest · Mar 8, 2005

logophile said:
Offered Tol's services? How did I miss that?
More importantly, How do I take him up on it?

It was over at the Naked Party. Just mosey on down a few doors...

logophile · Mar 8, 2005

elizabethwest said:
It was over at the Naked Party. Just mosey on down a few doors...

On my way...

tolyk · Mar 8, 2005

logophile said:
On my way...

To my place? Sounds good.

logophile · Mar 8, 2005

tolyk said:
To my place? Sounds good.

Think you could handle me tonight? I'm feeling a little Sassy!

tolyk · Mar 8, 2005

logophile said:
Think you could handle me tonight? I'm feeling a little Sassy!

Heh.. I'm up to finding out

logophile · Mar 8, 2005

tolyk said:
Heh.. I'm up to finding out

Up?
Completely?

Cause I've seen your pics thread, and that's impressive...

tolyk · Mar 8, 2005

logophile said:
Up?
Completely?

Cause I've seen your pics thread, and that's impressive...

*chuckle* In all honesty, it's gettin' there.. *whistles innocently*

logophile · Mar 8, 2005

tolyk said:
*chuckle* In all honesty, it's gettin' there.. *whistles innocently*

What can I do to help...? :devil:

tolyk · Mar 8, 2005

logophile said:
What can I do to help...?

Sorry, was away for a moment while I changed. Have to go out for a moment.

I'll be back shortly to explain what you can do to help

logophile · Mar 8, 2005

tolyk said:
Sorry, was away for a moment while I changed. Have to go out for a moment.

I'll be back shortly to explain what you can do to help

Don't go changing to try and please me...

Hehe. OK, but hurry back. I'm almost as tired as I am naughty!

Celtic Princess · Mar 8, 2005

I'm not getting laid today. Or tomorrow.

I could almost be okay with that, but I'm really starting to miss the whole oral sex part. Stupid oral fetish.

tolyk · Mar 8, 2005

Celtic Princess said:
I'm not getting laid today. Or tomorrow.

I could almost be okay with that, but I'm really starting to miss the whole oral sex part. Stupid oral fetish.

Know what you mean. I very much miss oral sex.

Nothing for me, but this weekend is looking good.. *grin*

sophia jane · Mar 8, 2005

tolyk said:
Know what you mean. I very much miss oral sex.

Nothing for me, but this weekend is looking good.. *grin*

I'm jealous. I don't have any prospects at all. I miss oral sex too. And kissing. Hmmm... I think I miss all of it.

This thread depresses me.

SJ

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