Three Things You Don't Know About Me...Rebooted...Again!!

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I'm painfully shy. If I don't answer your PM it's probably more to do with me than it is with you.

I think of myself as being pretty smart and educated, but Dude, Where's My Car? is one of my favourite movies of all time.

I can dislocate my left shoulder at will. Useful for squeezing through tight spaces!
 
I wonder if anyone has lit stalked me?

I have zero motivation this morning and I feel like a slug..

Energy be damned, I have too much to do around the house today to be a slug...
 
I like to snorkel

I prefer the sea to the pool

I'd rather look at an old building than a nude celebrity
 
I have no tattoos, but I like how they look on other people. Well, I mean as long as it isn't a really shitty tattoo.

I like poetry, but find it difficult to read. I prefer to listen when it is read aloud.

I ran out of lip balm today and now my lips feel tight. :(
 
I have no tattoos, but I like how they look on other people. Well, I mean as long as it isn't a really shitty tattoo.

I like poetry, but find it difficult to read. I prefer to listen when it is read aloud.

I ran out of lip balm today and now my lips feel tight. :(
I want to moisten your lips.
I want to moisten your lips
I want to moisten your lips
 
I have no piercings of any kind, and probably a little late to get started.

I like poetry, but find it difficult to read. I prefer to listen when it is read aloud.

I've picked up an interest in epic poems; Dante's Divine Comedy, Virgil's Aenid, and Homer's Iliad and Odyssey, and the like

I'm having eye surgery later this month. NOT looking forward to that.
 
1) i'm contemplating getting my nipples pierced in vegas next month
2) I love musicals
3) As soon as October hits I battle chapped lips :(
 
I have five boats.
I'd like to spank the person above me. Oh wait wrong thread!
I'm a very generous person
 
I love having bare feet

I sleep without a pillow

I don't like jewellery
 
I like to sunbathe nude.

It would be rare, like once a year kinda thing for me to wear any jewelry. Any.

I cried when Daryl saw Carol on Walking Dead, they should so have sex.
 
I stalk aquagal

I stalk tonguelust

And I stalk missgreekgeek
 
The above post caused me to smile.

I'm already thinking if I'll be able to fit in a nap tomorrow.

I started watching Blacklist tonight, got three episodes in. I watched Sixteen Candles last weekend and it was cool to see how far James Spader has come along. He no longer has the pretty boy good looks but the pretentious badboy still works for him.
 
It was sad to read about Koalabear.

My RL is getting very hectic.

I think it's time to back away for a bit.
 
1. I've never had a cavity.
2. I've never been tanning.
3. Travis Barker (the drummer from Blink-182) stared at my tits for an awkward amount of time at an autograph signing.
 
I've been a cooking fool lately.

Today's yummy du jour...apple pie.

I still feel like I have the Ebola.
 
There's a handful of guys that say the dumbest things here, and I wonder if it EVER works. I do to, but I'm just fuckin around.


The board hasn't had much allure to me lately.


I figure if I'm gonna deliver...I better get a tip!!
 
We just went to a really dumb tornado movie.

I'm glad we paid only matinee prices for the tickets.

Where I'm from, we shouldn't go to tornado movies...not because they're scary, but it's like watching ER when you really work in one...you can see the unrealistic parts too easily if it's not done well.
 
We just went to a really dumb tornado movie.

I'm glad we paid only matinee prices for the tickets.

Where I'm from, we shouldn't go to tornado movies...not because they're scary, but it's like watching ER when you really work in one...you can see the unrealistic parts too easily if it's not done well.

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my job is amply providing more stress than I could possibly want or need..

My ex has decided he can just stop paying the bills he agreed on in the decree. (Of course, he thinks getting engaged to his new girlfriend now that the ink is dry is a good idea, too)...mo-FUCKING-ron

I want a band saw and a belt sander..
 
Don't be a crybaby!! You know I luvs ya!


I am not easily confused, but seriously sometimes people make no sense


If you need power tools RA, just come see me! ;):D
Seriously? V, if you have the bandsaw and a belt sander, I can use them.

The offspring wants me to make him a wooden sword and dagger.

I'm willing to try , but don't have the tools. :(
 
Cryptic ambian fueled 3 things.

It's been a while.

I miss who I use to be..

One day, maybe I will find that version of me along the road of life...
 
I'm cruising around 'Murica.

I'm stalled in the southeastern part of 'Murica taking my Grams around.

My Grams is hunting for a senior living community that has seniors still living life. I admit hearing seniors talking about sex...Grams included...has me feeling awkward. :eek:
 
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