mynameisben
Half man, half-wit
- Joined
- Apr 18, 2003
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I'm sure it wasn't Babs.
I bet you like to go to DisneyLand and pop balloons when the parents aren't looking.
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I'm sure it wasn't Babs.
Getting closer and closer to four years...
At least I will be going back to Vegas in three weeks! Too bad it won't be with a woman
There will be plenty of women in Vegas, just bring money.
I pretty much didn't date for almost my entire twenties. No sex either. I find it very amusing when I read stories and a character complains about not having had sex for like, two weeks. I think, "Wuss."
Then color me a wuss. I get cranky after three days.
Is Cranky your pet name for your husband? Just wonderin'.
Then color me a wuss. I get cranky after three days.
Maybe there's a plot bunny in here somewhere. Someone goes X period of time without sex and snaps.
I didn't get laid today. Nobody wants a sicko!
Unless whoever you normally do stuff with is sick also and has the energy. lol.
I had some really good sex once when I and my then boyfriend both had strep. We were running fevers so our bodies were way hotter than normal and the heat of him was crazy and he enjoyed how hot I was down there as well. Course we were incredibly exhausted after that, but still worth it
It's a sad thing when your fuck buddy dumps you. Even sadder when he's your neighbour.
And it's downright insulting when he does it be giving you a light punch on the shoulder and in an exaggeratedly cheerful voice tells you to take care and he'll see you around.
As if you were a friggin' GUY!
I didn't get laid today. Nobody wants a sicko!
It's a sad thing when your fuck buddy dumps you. Even sadder when he's your neighbour.
And it's downright insulting when he does it be giving you a light punch on the shoulder and in an exaggeratedly cheerful voice tells you to take care and he'll see you around.
As if you were a friggin' GUY!
I'm here....what more can I say? BIG *sigh*