My Scottish Butt or Under My Kilt

I feel like getting naked, It's been a bit of a day and now I just want to get down and filthy, anyone want to join me?

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I feel like getting naked, It's been a bit of a day and now I just want to get down and filthy, anyone want to join me?

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Getting naked, down and filthy! Love the sound of all of that :heart:
Would love to join you down there ;)
 
Oh a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
and one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
he fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet
and he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

CHORUS
ring ding diddle dliddle add E O
ring ding diddily I Oh
(repeat last line of verse)

Well about that time two young and lovely lassies passed him by
and one looked to the other with a twinkle in her eye
"Do you see yon sleepin' Scotsman so strong and handsome built?
Well I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt"

They crept up to the sleepin' Scotsman quiet as could be
they lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
and there behold for them to view beneath the Scotsman's skirt
there was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth

Well they marvelled for a moment and one said "we must be gone.
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along"
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied up in a bow
about the bonny part the Scotsman's kilt had lift and shown

Well the Scotsman woke to Nature's call and stumbled toward the trees
he lifted up his kilt and then he gawks at what he sees
and in the voice of wonderment at what's before his eyes
"Akk lad I don't know where you've been but I see you've won first prize"


:D
 
Oh a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
and one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
he fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet
and he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

CHORUS
ring ding diddle dliddle add E O
ring ding diddily I Oh
(repeat last line of verse)

Well about that time two young and lovely lassies passed him by
and one looked to the other with a twinkle in her eye
"Do you see yon sleepin' Scotsman so strong and handsome built?
Well I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt"

They crept up to the sleepin' Scotsman quiet as could be
they lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
and there behold for them to view beneath the Scotsman's skirt
there was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth

Well they marvelled for a moment and one said "we must be gone.
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along"
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied up in a bow
about the bonny part the Scotsman's kilt had lift and shown

Well the Scotsman woke to Nature's call and stumbled toward the trees
he lifted up his kilt and then he gawks at what he sees
and in the voice of wonderment at what's before his eyes
"Akk lad I don't know where you've been but I see you've won first prize"


:D

Ha ha.....this is so funny, wanna come by and tie a ribbon around it? ;) xx :rose:
 
It's Friday :D ......to celebrate I am going to just leave this and wish you the best day possible x

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I feel like getting naked, It's been a bit of a day and now I just want to get down and filthy, anyone want to join me?
Yes, please!
"Bit of a day" always makes me think of Lin-Manuel Miranda...which is a very good thing.

It's Friday :D ......to celebrate I am going to just leave this and wish you the best day possible x
Much easier to have the best day possible with you in...or out of...a kilt.
 
Yes, please!
"Bit of a day" always makes me think of Lin-Manuel Miranda...which is a very good thing.


Much easier to have the best day possible with you in...or out of...a kilt.

Ha, I see they are even doing reusable #bitofaday coffee cups now on his twitter feed :)

I am out of the kilt quite often....in fact naked seems to be the state of affairs this evening, just lounging around naked ;) xxx :rose:
 
Always happy stopping here! 💙

I am always happy when you do stop here, we are not seeing nearly enough of you dear girl :heart:

*Edit* I didn't mean that in the royal "we" sense...just we in general. If there are any royals here I know nothing about it ;)
 
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Well as we are getting near the bottom of the page I suppose it quite apt I share yet another pic of my butt. This is the last of the kilt pics for now, better get snapping something new :)

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Monday's don't always have to be blue :)

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