The Isolated Blurt Thread XLIII : Pointless Pining for Vagina of Brie

Bookishleigh · Jan 23, 2018

Wings said:
Massage therapy is serious business. Sexual healing is not.

I don’t do New Year’s resolutions; however, I have vowed to start being more concerned about my well-being and happiness. That includes finding a masseuse to see somewhat regularly. I tend to carry a lot of my stress in my neck and shoulders which eventually leads to a headache.

As for the sexual healing part, well, that’s just not going to be a priority for a while.

Wings · Jan 23, 2018

Fermina_Daza said:
I don’t do New Year’s resolutions; however, I have vowed to start being more concerned about my well-being and happiness. That includes finding a masseuse to see somewhat regularly. I tend to carry a lot of my stress in my neck and shoulders which eventually leads to a headache.

As for the sexual healing part, well, that’s just not going to be a priority for a while.

I recommend a good massage therapist to anyone. I effed up my hip about 6 months ago and I’ve been working out so hard that it’s been aggravated again. The physical therapy helps but the massages cum sexual healing are more fun.

phantom4533 · Jan 23, 2018

There is nothing wrong with being a grumpy old man.

dolf · Jan 23, 2018

And after all the stressing, on closer inspection, his tooth was fine.

Amoebah · Jan 23, 2018

Luke_Atmydik said:

spacekowboy · Jan 23, 2018

Why do I have the urge to put on some Marvin Gaye?

phantom4533 · Jan 23, 2018

Then give that dog a bone.

Which reminds me of a joke

Aglaopheme · Jan 23, 2018

Freshly fallen snow is so pretty.

EternalFantasies · Jan 23, 2018

Hypoxia said:
I'll be electrocuted in 14 hours. They'll tie me down and place the electrodes. Then, ZAP!

Feminist_Dazed said:
The guy always loses the lit in the breakup.

adrina said:
Pfffft... they're useless. Hell they can't even make themselves presentable for public consumption let alone make some coffee.

lovetoread said:
there is no starting the day without death wish

Yet, none of you wanna listen to what I type.
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Hmmm, well, EF... You do have a soft keyboard.

I miss typewriters. Especially those electronic ones, boy did these sound & feel good.

trysail · Jan 23, 2018

JohnnySavage said:
There was a bat flying around in the Savage Manse last night. The cat was chasing it, the dog was wondering if the cat was on drugs. That flying rat flew over my head and I swatted it right out of the air. Like a ninja! While it was laying on the floor recovering from my lightening quick reflexes, I grabbed the little bastard by the foot and tossed it out the door. Larry went back to sleep and the cat wandered around for an hour looking for another one.

Nice shot !!

Those fuckers are damn hard to hit. Did you use a golf club? A baseball bat?

(Please don't tell me you hit the thing with your hand)

adrina · Jan 23, 2018

EternalFantasies said:
Yet, none of you wanna listen to what I type.

That's because you're an asshole who alligns himself with sexist assholes.

Not too hard to figure that one out Einstein

gotsnowgotslush · Jan 23, 2018

*shocked, as all get out, to understand that young people listen to Barry White's "I'm Gonna Love You Just a Little More Baby"*

Deeper and deeper
Sweeter and sweeter

Where would they hear that, nowadays ?

neci · Jan 23, 2018

i've been dealing with puke since saturday, and i'm the one without the flu shot.

plus, the washer is on the fritz.

seriously, fuck.

trysail · Jan 23, 2018

Governor Moonbeam Thinks You're A Moron (a/k/a "It's The Weather...")
by Bob Endlich

...Governor Brown is grasping at straws as an examination of some meteorological and climate data shows. Rainfall records for California since measurements began, during the William McKinley presidency in the late 1800s, is a good place to begin...

...Abnormal, explainable weather conditions set the stage for 2017’s intense, highly destructive wildfires in California. But so did the state’s public-policy choice of au natural, where the absence of tree thinning, brush removal, and harvesting of dead and dying trees super-fueled the destruction.

But this is not the story being told by California political establishment...

more...

Robert W. Endlich served as Weather Officer in the USAF for 21 Years. From 1984-1993, he provided toxic corridor and laser propagation support to the High Energy Laser Systems Test Facility at White Sands Missile Range. He has published in the technical literature and worked as software test engineer. He was elected to Chi Epsilon Pi, the national Meteorology Honor Society, while a Basic Meteorology student at Texas A&M University. He has a BA degree in Geology from Rutgers University and an MS in Meteorology from Pennsylvania State University.

Que · Jan 23, 2018

Radiohead said:
Noone said you had to stop

I'm not sure why Jennifer's husband would be getting involved. . .

pointless · Jan 23, 2018

neci said:
i've been dealing with puke since saturday, and i'm the one without the flu shot.

plus, the washer is on the fritz.

seriously, fuck.

well, that's not the right kind of flu for the shot, so the shot wouldn't help you anyway.

Amoebah · Jan 23, 2018

Melania's not going to Davos.
I am sadz for their marriage
just a rough patch I hope

Melania Trump has not made a public statement since January 12, when news of a possible payoff from her husband's lawyer to porn star Stormy Daniels to cover up an alleged affair was first reported by The Wall Street Journal.

Hypoxia · Jan 23, 2018

I'm down to just over seven hours left till voltage is applied. I've had my last meal. The meds are strong. Will I ever be ready? I can't take an 'ukulele with me. Ratz.

adrina · Jan 23, 2018

Hypoxia said:
I'm down to just over seven hours left till voltage is applied. I've had my last meal. The meds are strong. Will I ever be ready? I can't take an 'ukulele with me. Ratz.

Why are you getting zapped?

MelissaBaby · Jan 23, 2018

gotsnowgotslush said:
*shocked, as all get out, to understand that young people listen to Barry White's "I'm Gonna Love You Just a Little More Baby"*

Deeper and deeper
Sweeter and sweeter

Where would they hear that, nowadays ?

You think young people have any choice about hearing boomer music? It's everywhere we go.

EternalFantasies · Jan 23, 2018

adrina said:
That's because you're an asshole who alligns himself with sexist assholes.

Not too hard to figure that one out Einstein

Try and figure odd shit out instead of just sitting & complaining.

BobaFetaCheese · Jan 23, 2018

EternalFantasies said:
Try and figure odd shit out instead of just sitting & complaining.

No he's right, you're an asshole.

Que · Jan 23, 2018

adrina said:
Why are you getting zapped?

I assume to treat the mania.

EternalFantasies · Jan 23, 2018

BobaFetaCheese said:
No he's right, you're an asshole.

Unlike you, I wasn't born this way, poutine lover.

BobaFetaCheese · Jan 23, 2018

EternalFantasies said:
Unlike you, I wasn't born this way, poutine lover.

Poutine is a crime against french fries.

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