being shaved is not humilating

hssh345 said:

you should start an organization, to catch up with the rest of the world.
Women's rights! "Let us shave our pussies!"

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Hardly, I don't believe in activism, nor fascism. I may not agree with differences, but I find them refreshing.

As good a place and time as any for this tale (mentioned it briefly before)...


My ex had a beard. He used to trim it with one of those electrical trimmers. He also used it to trim me. When we broke up, I went and bought one of my own.

Just before Christmas, I had a 21yo Scottish rugby lad staying here while he tried to get a pro contract. Being young and a rugby player meant that he regularly returned from nights out rather late and very drunk.

Which is why it was a surprise one Saturday night when I knew he had a team social, to hear him return before 11pm.

He slowly pushed the door open and sheepishly entered. I gasped in horror.

You know that teacher we all had in school who, instead of accepting that he was losing his hair, would continue to grow the sides? (Even attempt the odd combover?) So there would be a shiny dome, and hair on the sides?

That's how he looked. The top of his head had been shaved totally. Shiny-shiny. The sides were still intact. There was also a few cuts where they hadn't shaved straight, and sliced his scalp, and the odd bit of blood dribbling down.

He was gutted. Absolutely gutted and on the verge of tears. Kept asking me how soon it would grow back.

He also said he was working the next day, at midday. Now, it being a Sunday and he wasn't the earliest of risers, I suspected he would prefer to miss work rather than turn up like a younger verson of my old Chemistry teacher. (Plus he owed me bills money so I didn't want him to miss a shift.)

So I ordered him to sit and said I'd get my beard trimmer. Gave the blade a quick clean (it was a bit pungent, and he wasn't that drunk as to miss the smell of pussy). Ten amusing (for me) minutes later, if you squinted, he just looked like a skinhead who'd been stamped on during a rough game of rugby. Or a remarkably well-built cancer sufferer.

For the next month, I had to restrain giggles every time I saw him.

Unfortunately, I told my housemate, and as she is quite the blabber, she got drunk one night and blurted it out, amid howls of laughter. He stormed furiously in and yelled at me.

My innocent response was, 'Well, why do you think a woman would have a beard trimmer?'

Stormed out. Hilarious.


So, being shaved on that occasion was definitely humiliating.

Redzinger, that is priceless. What a great story.

Just thinking through the implications...lol

PennLady said:

I never thought about this until I read stories on Lit. It never would have occurred to me to shave my pubic area. I sort of tried it, at least keeping the hair shorter, but quite honestly, it's was more effort than I wanted to spend. It's not a simple procedure, and I have better things to do with my time. So I'm with you, LadyVer.

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Hey PennLady! I've wondered where you and Patient Lee have been. I assume family obligations have kept you both busy over the summer, plus I haven't been on line as much.

electricblue66 said:

Redzinger, that is priceless. What a great story.

Just thinking through the implications...lol

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I agree!

That is one of the funniest things I've heard in a while Redzinger. I would have been flattered that A. you would have taken the time and effort to do it, and B. were willing to use your "personal" shaver to do it with.

I would have thanked you. Then had nasty thoughts about where the trimmer that did my head had been before and since. LOL.

electricblue66 said:

Redzinger, that is priceless. What a great story.

Just thinking through the implications...lol

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Glad you enjoyed it. Still makes me giggle every time I remember it.

49greg said:

I agree!

That is one of the funniest things I've heard in a while Redzinger. I would have been flattered that A. you would have taken the time and effort to do it, and B. were willing to use your "personal" shaver to do it with.

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I couldn't let him leave the house like he was. I really wish I'd got a photo. It was, without a doubt, the worst thing they could have done, and I never found out why they did it.

49greg said:

I would have thanked you. Then had nasty thoughts about where the trimmer that did my head had been before and since. LOL.

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Hah! Despite the 17 years of age difference, he did make more than one drunken pass at me, which I resisted. I felt more like his big sister, and I've said here before I've never been one for incest.

However, he did arrive home one night and manage to seduce my housemate. I heard from both of them how lousy the sex was. Which I already had some idea of, 'cos her room is above mine.
Her: He was like a jack hammer. No technique at all. And no stamina. Why didn't you stop me?
Him: I thought she'd know all the moves, but she was really boring. Why didn't you stop me?

Me: Look, one of you was drunk, the other had been woken from a deep sleep. What the fuck did you expect the sex to be like?
And how the fuck was I supposed to stop you? Shout through the door that you'd both regret it in the morning?

That one also makes me giggle. I'd planned on a lie-in that next day, but went out and met my club for a ride instead. There was no fucking way in hell I wanted to be there for the awkward 'morning after'.

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See here:- http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=70482291&posted=1#post70482291
Entry No 1480.

Handley_Page said:

See here:- http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=70482291&posted=1#post70482291
Entry No 1480, I think.

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Gold. Absolute gold.
I think I've woken the rest of the house with my hoots of laughter.

I've used those strips and ended up in a similar situation. I used to cut them in half for 'intimate areas' as the angle of pull would be so different. I've still got to the point where I've looked down and thought, 'how the fuck do I get myself out of this mess?'


Nowadays, I have a few drinks, take a couple of paracetamol, and get the epilator out.

Mind, I can remember waking up one morning, and realising I had a rather tender bikini line. In my drunken state the night before (after returning from the pub semi-paralytic), I'd decided that it would be a good time to strip wax my bikini line.
I'd done a rather decent job considering. Well, apart from one side being at a 90 degree angle and the other at a more generous 45.


Oh, and the night before my recent hip operation, I'd brought out the beard trimmer. Being in a slight rush, I didn't inspect the results until sat on a commode the next day and high on morphine. Snorted with laughter - my minge looked more like a Franciscan monk's head - near-bald in the middle with longer around the outside. Nice.

Found the original thread which inspired my story:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1125395

which led to this:

https://www.literotica.com/s/the-mayor-of-bayswaters-daughter

minge

Redzinger, then you go top it all off by the description of your tonsorial minge!

I've got to stop reading this thread, my sides are hurting from laughing, fuckin' A.

Jeez, just let the hair grow, sounds way easier (but less comic gold...)

redzinger said:

Gold. Absolute gold.
I think I've woken the rest of the house with my hoots of laughter.

I've used those strips and ended up in a similar situation. I used to cut them in half for 'intimate areas' as the angle of pull would be so different. I've still got to the point where I've looked down and thought, 'how the fuck do I get myself out of this mess?'


Nowadays, I have a few drinks, take a couple of paracetamol, and get the epilator out.

Oh, and the night before my recent hip operation, I'd brought out the beard trimmer. Being in a slight rush, I didn't inspect the results until sat on a commode the next day and high on morphine. Snorted with laughter - my minge looked more like a Franciscan monk's head - near-bald in the middle with longer around the outside. Nice.

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The mental image is just hysterical.
Now, for the benefit of we 'iggerant folks, WTF is an epilator?

Handley_Page said:

The mental image is just hysterical.
Now, for the benefit of we 'iggerant folks, WTF is an epilator?

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An epilator is like a shaver, but has blades which mechanically pull multiple hairs out at once. Like lots of tweezers attacking your skin. It's better for those with sensitive skin (moi!) as it doesn't strip the top layer of skin off, but not for those with a low pain tolerance (hence doping up first is highly recommended, especially when venturing into more 'sensitive' areas). If you're not careful, it can also pull, pinch & trap loose skin - a bit like a Hoover* with teeth.

*vacuum cleaner to non-Brits

If, as I have, you've ever used one blind around your arsehole, you'll appreciate the real meaning of 'sphincter tightening'.

redzinger said:

An epilator is like a shaver, but has blades which mechanically pull multiple hairs out at once. Like lots of tweezers attacking your skin. It's better for those with sensitive skin (moi!) as it doesn't strip the top layer of skin off, but not for those with a low pain tolerance (hence doping up first is highly recommended, especially when venturing into more 'sensitive' areas). If you're not careful, it can also pull and pinch loose skin - a bit like a Hoover* with teeth.

*vacuum cleaner to non-Brits

If, as I have, you've ever used one blind around your arsehole, you'll appreciate the real meaning of 'sphincter tightening'.

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It can make one's eyes water just thinking about it. . . .

Handley_Page said:

It can make one's eyes water just thinking about it. . . .

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Some years ago, Gillette or one of the razor companies made a product called an "Epilady," which was an epilator. I had one for a while, used it on my legs, and it wasn't awful but I gave up after a bit. You needed to use it and use it and use it and it didn't get each hair the first time. I think the idea was that if you kept using it, you'd eventually need to use it less. I found shaving to be easier.

redzinger said:

An epilator is like a shaver, but has blades which mechanically pull multiple hairs out at once. Like lots of tweezers attacking your skin. It's better for those with sensitive skin (moi!) as it doesn't strip the top layer of skin off, but not for those with a low pain tolerance (hence doping up first is highly recommended, especially when venturing into more 'sensitive' areas). If you're not careful, it can also pull and pinch loose skin - a bit like a Hoover* with teeth.

*vacuum cleaner to non-Brits

If, as I have, you've ever used one blind around your arsehole, you'll appreciate the real meaning of 'sphincter tightening'.

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The uh, epilator or the Hoover?

TxRad said:

The uh, epilator or the Hoover?

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That's not a thought I'd like to think after breakfast !

Handley_Page said:

That's not a thought I'd like to think after breakfast !

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How are the cornflakes?

PennLady said:

Some years ago, Gillette or one of the razor companies made a product called an "Epilady," which was an epilator. I had one for a while, used it on my legs, and it wasn't awful but I gave up after a bit. You needed to use it and use it and use it and it didn't get each hair the first time. I think the idea was that if you kept using it, you'd eventually need to use it less. I found shaving to be easier.

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That's similar to what I have. Mine's a Remington though. It does take some time, but I like the results, and the hair does seem to be getting marginally finer. My technique is to check my housemate is out for a few hours, dope myself with whatever is to hand, find something non-chuckleworthy or dramatic on the TV (you do not want to be laughing or crying), and lay a sarong over the sofa to catch stray hairs.
e.g. This afternoon has been a rather relaxing affair in front of the Vuelta coverage.

Haven't shaved for years - I find the regrowth unbearably prickly and I'd have to do it twice a day to keep my legs smooth. And I really can't be arsed with that.

Epilation is exceedingly cheap too - I used to spend £60+ a month having someone wax me. Now, I can spend that money on booze or bikes.

TxRad said:

The uh, epilator or the Hoover?

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Not as bad as this though:
http://dumbdomme.com/2013/04/how-to-shave-your-asshole.html

redzinger said:

That's similar to what I have. Mine's a Remington though. It does take some time, but I like the results, and the hair does seem to be getting marginally finer. My technique is to check my housemate is out for a few hours, dope myself with whatever is to hand, find something non-chuckleworthy or dramatic on the TV (you do not want to be laughing or crying), and lay a sarong over the sofa to catch stray hairs.
e.g. This afternoon has been a rather relaxing affair in front of the Vuelta coverage.

Haven't shaved for years - I find the regrowth unbearably prickly and I'd have to do it twice a day to keep my legs smooth. And I really can't be arsed with that.

Epilation is exceedingly cheap too - I used to spend £60+ a month having someone wax me. Now, I can spend that money on booze or bikes.



Not as bad as this though:
http://dumbdomme.com/2013/04/how-to-shave-your-asshole.html

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I suppose the writer might ask someone else to help ?

I was searching for something else and found this thread - thought it deserved a bump for a bit of Friday night entertainment.

12356416514a said:

I read this earlier today

“And last, the loser shaves her pubic hair completely off,” Beth said. Beth had insisted on this. Earlier in the year she and Ann made a bet which Beth had lost and the payoff was a completely bald pubic area. Her boyfriend at the time loved it and she ended up keeping herself shaved for about six weeks. She really wanted payback on this. She hated having her hair down there shaved. It made her feel like a little girl and it itched terribly when it started to grow back. Her boyfriend loved the look, though and insisted she keep it that way. She ended up dumping the guy and growing her bush back but she still wanted Ann to experience the embarrassment she felt over that bet. She also wanted her to experience the itchiness of having the hair grow back.

This is a part out of a story called The Bet, written by Les. It was clearly written by a very old person, because I am 26 right now and I have never in my life seen a woman that was not completely shaved down there, apart from woman in porn.

A woman would be more ashamed to be seen with pubic hair then without, even I as a man shave myself down there since I am 17

I keep reading crap like that in stories, idk if it's the american culture or all those stories are written by people over the age of 60.

I mean is this really a thing in your culture? Are you really ashamed to have no pubic hair? Because here in Germany everybody tries to get rid off it asap.

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I would say I have never been humiliated either way. I did go bare when I was around 18 due mainly to continued request from men and some other small reasons. Around my mid-twenties I went back to having pubic hair but trimming it and the main reason was I did not want to have to shave my pubic area as often. Keeping bare takes a good amount of work and since I don't plan out all the times I was going to have sex it meant shaving daily to every other day to avoid stubble and such and it got to be more of a hassle then it was worth. Trimming allows a bridge between shaving and having an all natural bush going on. Plus let's face it that when it comes to sex has anyone told someone they are going to have to shave before they fucked?

I don't know why I didn't get in on this thread back when it was live. Probably because it seemed irrelevant then.

But not now. I was shaved just over 48 hours ago. Neither humiliating nor exciting. My cardiac procedure involved running a camera-equipped tube through my femoral artery and up into the coronary plumbing. Prep for that included removing most foliage down there, the RN gently clearing me out whilst my partner watched. Am I cute now?

PS: Nothing extraordinary was found and nothing was fixed. On to the next stage...

Another late data point - I don't care for a gigantic bush on a woman unless she's gonna go all-out fetishist and grow hair all the fuck over (where its just so different from the norm that I see that I want to see how it feels) but am perfectly happy with her sporting a trim, a tuft, a strip, or shaving the whole lot off, don't care for or against armpit hair on women, and don't care what men do to themselves. I grew up in the period where all-natural was a thing, and so it doesn't bother me to see, but since then my experience as well as a lot of porn viewing has set the bar closer to shaved or trimmed.

By my own choice I trim around my tool because its less painful to slip on a ring that way... talk about your epilator pain, trying to fit a tight-fitting ring when there's been no trimming is pretty well guaranteed to pull so many hairs so hard you will not be able to fit the ring to your wilted tool.

But I am a hairy beast, so trimming is a necessity FOR ME. You more normally fuzzed individuals will have to make up your own minds. And I AM using my beard trimmer to do it.

I was in my 40s before I even knew that women shaving was a 'thing,' and I was appalled when I learned about it. My first thought was how awful it must be growing back in. So, yeah, I wouldn't be caught dead shaving. I've never had a lover complain. I do shave my underarms and legs so perhaps I'm inconsistent? And I would not ask a man to shave for me. I love hairy men, to me they seem more 'masculine' when they're hirsute. Just a personal preference, I suppose.