rosco rathbone
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Report all acts of masturbation with a summary of the act. I haven't busted a nut yet today but I am about to. Wil check back in.
Jacking-Off Log
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rosco rathbone
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locale: standing, into bathroom sink. I like to rest my nustsack on the cool porcelain rim.
lube: none
fantasy: kind of blurry and unfocused. I achieved conclusion with a thought of rubbing spit-smeared dick head all over her face, preparatory to forcing her to perform an act of oral servitude.
remarks: about 3 minutes of hard jacking required, thought my arm was going to fall off. when I achieved conclusion I was actually expecting a paltry orgasm for all that hard work, but I used a trick of mine-a deep relaxation right before ejaculation-which caused me to go off with quite a bang. I struck a wide stance, grimaced and shivered.
load: paltry, about 2 thimblesful. Color good though.
lube: none
fantasy: kind of blurry and unfocused. I achieved conclusion with a thought of rubbing spit-smeared dick head all over her face, preparatory to forcing her to perform an act of oral servitude.
remarks: about 3 minutes of hard jacking required, thought my arm was going to fall off. when I achieved conclusion I was actually expecting a paltry orgasm for all that hard work, but I used a trick of mine-a deep relaxation right before ejaculation-which caused me to go off with quite a bang. I struck a wide stance, grimaced and shivered.
load: paltry, about 2 thimblesful. Color good though.
rosco rathbone
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Riles said:
You can log in in any style you like. I choose clinical, it amuses me.
rosco rathbone
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Come now mistress fruit. Nothing to report?
evesdream
perfect fifth
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got off of call with my lust buddy, telling him i had to get some produce from the health food store. passing my bedroom to get my purse, jilled off instead.
I ended up thinking of a long rainy day spent on my knees holding him deep in my throat. No new fantasy territory here.
I ended up thinking of a long rainy day spent on my knees holding him deep in my throat. No new fantasy territory here.
SweetLuvin
Your midnight obsession
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rosco rathbone said:
i got fucked good and proper lastnight. i masturbated today at work in the bathroom. i kept thinking of the pics that glam posted this morning and the other day.
then just did it now to an orgy story. yum!
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Locale - On my back, knees drawn up and open, on the living-room floor. Fingers only - no toy.
Lube - saliva.
Fantasy - a (not-to-be-named) Literotican. Images of oral and taken-from-behind doggie style. Lots of ball fondling (me), hair-pulling (him) and spanking (him).
Remarks - Shuddered. Knees drew together, rolled to the side, lay curled up until spasms passed. Noise was an issue as others were close by (in another room).
Load - I bet he dumped a load - I didn't see.
Lube - saliva.
Fantasy - a (not-to-be-named) Literotican. Images of oral and taken-from-behind doggie style. Lots of ball fondling (me), hair-pulling (him) and spanking (him).
Remarks - Shuddered. Knees drew together, rolled to the side, lay curled up until spasms passed. Noise was an issue as others were close by (in another room).
Load - I bet he dumped a load - I didn't see.
Humble Mumble
[Andre 3000]
Ahhhh.. I stank I can, I stank I can
The funky engine that could
Oooo oooo yosky, wosky, pisky, wisky
All aboard the Stankonia Express
The underground smell road
Everybody's lookin' for an excuse to let loose
What's your locomotive, the chatta nigga choo choo?
[Hook 2X: Andre 3000 + Erykah Badu]
Humble as a mumble in the jungle
of shouts and screams
That's the way the cracker crumbles
So I guess I've got to re-route my dreams
[Big Boi]
Back on the microphone, your number one controller
I rock the microphone like a blizzard;
I'm so cold I'm tryin' to hold ya
Life is like a great big roller coaster
Everything in life don't happen like it's suppose to
Trials and tribulations make you stronger live longer
You wanna reach the nation nigga start from ya corner
Everything in life don't always happen like you plan it
Demand it; over stand it then you handle it
Fuck wishing you, you missing the ambition on your mission
Now you switching why you quitting 'cause it's heated in the kitchen
Sloppy slipping in your pimping nigga
You either pistol whoop the nigga or you choke the trigger
You've got to follow through, struggle to complete your dreams
"No Weapon Formed Agains Prospers" 54:17
From Isaiah lay a nigga down and spray 'em
If the dealer dealt a fucked up hand of cards you've gotta play 'em
Hook
[Andre 3000]
Too Democratic, Republic fuck it
We chicken nugget, we dip in the sauce like mop and bucket
Blue-collar scholars, who'll take your dollar and wipe my ass wit it
You livin for the lotto never hit it
I met a critic, I made her shit her drawers
She said she thought hip-hop was only guns and alcohol
I said "Oh hell naw!" But yet it's that too
You can't discrimi-hate cause you done read a book or two
What if I looked at you in a microscope, saw all the dirty organisms
living in your closet would I stop and would I pause it? Whoo!
To put that bitch in slower motion, got the potion and the antidote
And a quote for collision the decision.. is,
do you want to live or wanna exist?
The game changes everyday so obsolete is the fist and marches
Speeches only reaches those who already know about it
This is how we go about it
Hook
[Erykah Badu]
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then 1 day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life and that's life
And that's life and that's life
Hook
[Andre 3000]
Humble as a mumble in the jungle
of shouts and screams
That's the way the cracker crumbles
So I guess I've gotta re-route my dreams
Y'all can't harm me, it's over
[Andre 3000]
Ahhhh.. I stank I can, I stank I can
The funky engine that could
Oooo oooo yosky, wosky, pisky, wisky
All aboard the Stankonia Express
The underground smell road
Everybody's lookin' for an excuse to let loose
What's your locomotive, the chatta nigga choo choo?
[Hook 2X: Andre 3000 + Erykah Badu]
Humble as a mumble in the jungle
of shouts and screams
That's the way the cracker crumbles
So I guess I've got to re-route my dreams
[Big Boi]
Back on the microphone, your number one controller
I rock the microphone like a blizzard;
I'm so cold I'm tryin' to hold ya
Life is like a great big roller coaster
Everything in life don't happen like it's suppose to
Trials and tribulations make you stronger live longer
You wanna reach the nation nigga start from ya corner
Everything in life don't always happen like you plan it
Demand it; over stand it then you handle it
Fuck wishing you, you missing the ambition on your mission
Now you switching why you quitting 'cause it's heated in the kitchen
Sloppy slipping in your pimping nigga
You either pistol whoop the nigga or you choke the trigger
You've got to follow through, struggle to complete your dreams
"No Weapon Formed Agains Prospers" 54:17
From Isaiah lay a nigga down and spray 'em
If the dealer dealt a fucked up hand of cards you've gotta play 'em
Hook
[Andre 3000]
Too Democratic, Republic fuck it
We chicken nugget, we dip in the sauce like mop and bucket
Blue-collar scholars, who'll take your dollar and wipe my ass wit it
You livin for the lotto never hit it
I met a critic, I made her shit her drawers
She said she thought hip-hop was only guns and alcohol
I said "Oh hell naw!" But yet it's that too
You can't discrimi-hate cause you done read a book or two
What if I looked at you in a microscope, saw all the dirty organisms
living in your closet would I stop and would I pause it? Whoo!
To put that bitch in slower motion, got the potion and the antidote
And a quote for collision the decision.. is,
do you want to live or wanna exist?
The game changes everyday so obsolete is the fist and marches
Speeches only reaches those who already know about it
This is how we go about it
Hook
[Erykah Badu]
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then 1 day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life and that's life
And that's life and that's life
Hook
[Andre 3000]
Humble as a mumble in the jungle
of shouts and screams
That's the way the cracker crumbles
So I guess I've gotta re-route my dreams
Y'all can't harm me, it's over
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Secret Kate
Driving around in my Jeep
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today just before lunch - slipped into the ladies room, had the place to myself - and after some lusty PMs with a friend just had to take care of myself.
Fingers against clit - fast stroking, slow rubbing, more fast stroking, legs trembling until that release hit and my pussy was pulsing over and over.
then I went to lunch and had the cheeseburger he told me about!
(You know who you are!!!
)
Fingers against clit - fast stroking, slow rubbing, more fast stroking, legs trembling until that release hit and my pussy was pulsing over and over.
then I went to lunch and had the cheeseburger he told me about!
(You know who you are!!!
)
P. B. Walker
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Rubyfruit said:
I'd call it backed up.
SweetLuvin
Your midnight obsession
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funspirit said:this morning in bed- came onto my stomach- was thinking of a mmff encounter i had a few years ago. after reading ruby and sweetluvin's posts, though, I'm thinking about making it a two-for-thursday
a mmff encounter? oh details darlin details!
RoryN
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Last Monday
Locale - Standing in front of my double-door closet. Both doors are mirrored.
Lube - None this time. I usually use baby oil, but this wasn't a planned session by any means...
Fantasy - Got a good look at myself in the mirrors. I'm totally happy with how my body is turning out with this exercise regimen. So, it started out as a bit of narcissism.
But then I imagined a college sophomore on her knees in front of me, somewhat tall and lanky. She's got her shirt off, and I'm teaching her how to give her first head. Halfway through, I get my hands into her bra and pull her mouth further down on my cock by tugging hard on her nipples.
Remarks - I concentrated on what sort of things a girl giving head for the first time would do. I liked the idea that she kept her eyes closed. Made choking sounds. Moaning, starting uncertain, then urgent, trying to get me to climax. Clear, hot threads of drool hanging off her chin, which I would coax her not to wipe away.
This went fast. I was pumping at about 100 rpm.
Load - Heavy. Although my hamstrings tightened up, I hardly swayed while I stood there and came. I was happy about that.
Locale - Standing in front of my double-door closet. Both doors are mirrored.
Lube - None this time. I usually use baby oil, but this wasn't a planned session by any means...
Fantasy - Got a good look at myself in the mirrors. I'm totally happy with how my body is turning out with this exercise regimen. So, it started out as a bit of narcissism.
But then I imagined a college sophomore on her knees in front of me, somewhat tall and lanky. She's got her shirt off, and I'm teaching her how to give her first head. Halfway through, I get my hands into her bra and pull her mouth further down on my cock by tugging hard on her nipples.
Remarks - I concentrated on what sort of things a girl giving head for the first time would do. I liked the idea that she kept her eyes closed. Made choking sounds. Moaning, starting uncertain, then urgent, trying to get me to climax. Clear, hot threads of drool hanging off her chin, which I would coax her not to wipe away.
This went fast. I was pumping at about 100 rpm.
Load - Heavy. Although my hamstrings tightened up, I hardly swayed while I stood there and came. I was happy about that.
Andreina
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Friday Morning
in my bed on my knees... no lube... no toys... just rubbing my clit watching a porn movie. in my mind i was being fucked hard from behind in my ass.
must have been a good fantasy as my fingers were easily slipping in and out.
wet spot on the bed linen afterwards.
rated orgasm: 2+
in my bed on my knees... no lube... no toys... just rubbing my clit watching a porn movie. in my mind i was being fucked hard from behind in my ass.
must have been a good fantasy as my fingers were easily slipping in and out.
wet spot on the bed linen afterwards.
rated orgasm: 2+
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