Tio_Narratore
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Stair - riots
riots -> roast
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Stair - riots
riots -> roast
Roast - Stork
The stork was beset by a choir of rooks.
Rooks not - Kooks?
No, the kooks are all at the kiosk.
Sweetness at the kiosk will sell me a skink, right?
They'll sell you a SKINK if you're not SKINT
No, and if you're truly skint, you couldn't afford even the palest tints.
And not having TINTS will STINK
I'll get that bold next time.
Anyone would stink after that many pints.
and after so many pints it's always best to split
Yes, but to split in such a state could lead to trips downs stairs, over curbs...
But trips need not be so common if you can get to grips with moderation.
"Moderation be damned!" he declares as he grips her negligee and proceeds to strip it from her shoulders.
Moderation be damned indeed but when she does strip, him being new and all, he should be careful not to spurt too quickly and dirty the sands of fair Albion.
A man who'll spurt prematurely engenders a woman who knits and purls every evening.
Purls -> Lurks
(Only here for a few words.)
Hi, Tio.
lurks -> sulks
Nice to see you, Maj; thanks for the little present .
Sulks -> Skulk
I'm glad you like it, Tio.
sulks -> skull
Did you get my custom exercise plan for you, Maj?
Skull -> Skill
Yes I did, Tio, - thank you.
I'm doing exercises later tonight and I'll follow your instructions.
Licks -> Likes